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bogey_j
13-08-2011, 03:21
i know what she's doing. she doesn't really want to have sex with me, she's just trying to fuck my head up. walking into my room in only bras and panties and shit, hugging me from behind, whispering stuff in my ear. sis is a real evil person, she likes to mess with guys, have them lust after her (it feeds her ego). it'd be easier to ignore if she wasn't such a sexbomb..i know its fucked to say that about your sister but its true. why is she doing this now when i just got out of the hospital? i gotta get the fuck outta here

snafu
13-08-2011, 03:23
1st

lonewolf13
13-08-2011, 03:26
pics or it didn't happen :|

JBrandon
13-08-2011, 03:34
Pixxx r needed

sgurd
13-08-2011, 03:38
i know what she's doing. she doesn't really want to have sex with me, she's just trying to fuck my head up. walking into my room in only bras and panties and shit, hugging me from behind, whispering stuff in my ear. sis is a real evil person, she likes to mess with guys, have them lust after her (it feeds her ego). it'd be easier to ignore if she wasn't such a sexbomb..i know its fucked to say that about your sister but its true. why is she doing this now when i just got out of the hospital? i gotta get the fuck outta here

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/299731/NotSureIfSerious.jpg

Owl Eyed
13-08-2011, 03:43
lol, i used my lens of truth.


u r liar.

We are all ONE
13-08-2011, 03:46
Fuck her ya pussy

chuchu
13-08-2011, 04:03
Wincest all day erryday.

Methadone84
13-08-2011, 05:45
Try Hitting Her

phenethylo J
13-08-2011, 06:16
Try Hitting Her
with a sock full of quarters

HeWhoHowls
13-08-2011, 08:20
No.
A sock soaked in your semen.
Who would wanna make sexual advances after that or what sexual advance could top that??
Either way this is a winner.

Roger&Me
13-08-2011, 08:25
Do her in the butt.

Everybody knows that anal doesn't count, hence its not wrong to do it with your sister.

D's
13-08-2011, 08:33
mad balls are being tripped now

LadyLucid
13-08-2011, 08:42
Do her in the butt.

Everybody knows that anal doesn't count, hence its not wrong to do it with your sister.

Her behymen lolol

Just give it to her and call her a whore after.

But no, just go out and find yourself a woman. You'll be too busy f*cking her to give two shits about your half naked sister. Problem solved.

Busty St Clare
13-08-2011, 08:51
Why would you want sloppy seconds from your dad?

HeWhoHowls
13-08-2011, 09:01
& your dog :|

I NUK3D U
13-08-2011, 09:32
Kick her in the nuts...

TALLY 2.0
13-08-2011, 11:04
Oh hai. I didnt know I was on /b/.

Methadone84
13-08-2011, 11:17
This thread isnt creepy

8o

TALLY 2.0
13-08-2011, 11:20
This thread isnt creepy

8o

Dont worry. Its not real. Its a copy pasta.

Methadone84
13-08-2011, 11:24
Dont worry. Its not real. Its a copy pasta.

oh ok

L2R
13-08-2011, 11:29
i read about you
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1476/image001eny.jpg

Bill
13-08-2011, 16:42
Sup Lounge? I've got a little problem...

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Arnold
13-08-2011, 16:50
l2r likes notrightinthehead.

OP
Fist her ya pillock and show her who's boss.

atri
13-08-2011, 16:53
oh shit bill!
get a pro to look at it, its going to start slicing and youll just have to keep adjusting as the crack worsens to sit on the throne as the prince of bel-air

ChemicalSmiles
13-08-2011, 17:04
cool story bro

kaywholed
13-08-2011, 18:38
1. sister pictures! stat
2. can i fuck her?
3. is she legal age?

Jblazingphoenix100
14-08-2011, 00:48
Sounds like your sex drive is getting you nowhere but frustrated. Fuck your sister.

Nah only joking that's disgusting

But if you're not going to, can we?? Bluelight train?

Go out and actually get laid dude, and give your sister a slap for being a stupid bitch...

Primal365
14-08-2011, 09:25
I concur with the rest. We can't give advice if we can't see half naked sis.
Pic first, fap second, wash off third, consider helping you fourth, realize I don't care sixth, fap again last

Methadone84
14-08-2011, 11:32
I concur with the rest. We can't give advice if we can't see half naked sis.
Pic first, fap second, wash off third, consider helping you fourth, realize I don't care sixth, fap again last

we all see his naked sis but u u dont realize it yet

verso
14-08-2011, 16:45
I'm fapping furiously!