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BearLeeLive
10-01-2011, 08:26
i told my girl id make her do it, et dont know to right techniqu. i can make he come so much its like a river, but not an actual squirting orgasm
any tips (no pun)

Busty St Clare
10-01-2011, 10:05
Poke her in the eye.


Oh, squirt. Sorry I think it is pre programmed.

djep
10-01-2011, 12:27
I've found that most females have the ability to squirt (I'm an active swinger so I've been with quite a few) although not all do. Here's the method I use...

1) Lay her on her back, get lots of lube and massage her bits slowly working your fingers inside. Two fingers is usually more than enough and a steadily build up is important for maximum lift off!

2) Now start massaging the inside upper of her vaginal wall in a beckoning ‘come here’ movement with your fingers. Applying pressure from back to the front almost in a milking fashion over her pubic bone

3) Start lightly and adjust your pressure until you find what is working for her. Then allow it to build as your movements get a little more firm and frantic. Don’t forget sometimes its fun to stop and tease. Then go back to the light touch build up

4) You’ll sense when she is ready to climax as your movements get firmer and faster and she gets more uncontrollable

Note at this point she may experience a pleasurable ‘peeing’ sensation. This is normal and part of the climax. She needs to accept it and let go to get to the next level.

5) About the time she gets the ‘What the hell is happening to my body’ look on her face you know it’s you cue to up the intensity and watch in awe as she literally loses control

After she climaxes it’s not unusual for her to quiver uncontrollably or not be able to stand for some time, so don’t expect her to reciprocate. Just lay back and bask in the glory of at least temporary being a sexual god.

If it doesn’t happen – DON’T PANIC. Some women need practice to open up this seldom used area. So try, try again. Eventually you’ll get it and she’ll never ever look at you the same way again!

NOTE :- on a very few women this may hurt or be really uncomfortable, foreplay is vital with them to get maximum enjoyment. And don’t forget while your down there, you have a perfectly good tongue. USE IT!

BearLeeLive
10-01-2011, 16:54
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
thats EXACTLY what i do a told her. i think your right about the "practace of areas"..
i told her iv you think your gaing to piss ucpntrolably, let it happen,you'll be amazed!!!!!!!
than exery thing you said... up to a huge orgasm , the uncontroled body spazms, her face...ever noce mummbling, but no "squirt"

BrutalRollar
10-01-2011, 17:37
My girlfriend always squirts if I perform oral on her for awhile, usually takes about 10 to 15 minutes.
Concentrate on her clit with your tounge and work the vagina with your fingers.
Usually has my girl going after the first 5 mins.
I gotta massage her clit if I want her to squirt during intercourse, takes a little longer but
she sure does love it.

BearLeeLive
10-01-2011, 23:12
exactly like i do. clitoral stim., her on her bac while i use 1-2 finguers in pressin upnad in a fast ciculermotionwhile pulling on what i belive is her g spot. and press down and massge from he belly button down to right abve her clitoris useine my mouth on the clit and inner laybia. and she will soak my sheets but i dont think she is "squirting" or getting out of it what i put in.however now thinking back she did say once "i have never squirted like that"..maby she is and as djep said she needs to learn how to relax the muscles that casue "squirting"
thax guy /gals
more info welcom
my baby is an orgasm adddict and i intend on being her faveort MOA;)

BearLeeLive
11-01-2011, 02:58
then maby i am doing it right...only my understanding is that it accuily comes out of her pee hole (sorr dont know anattomy that well)and she says that has not happend
gals, what do y'all say?

Rogue Robot
11-01-2011, 04:40
she has to be able to allow herself to let go. i can do it both with g spot stimulation and clitoral stimulation, but it's mostly being there mentally. i *usually* do it, but sometimes, if i have a lot on my mind, it's not going to happen.

i didn't know i could do it until i did it to myself. i thought i had to pee, and i just let go.

greenberryhaze
11-01-2011, 05:23
then maby i am doing it right...only my understanding is that it accuily comes out of her pee hole...

Wow, according to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation#Source_of_fluid), scientists don't know for sure what it is or where it comes from! That is fucked up.

hyroller
12-01-2011, 00:13
pretty sure it may come from the same hole, but you use different muscles to release it :p which is tricky, cause the traditional peeing muscles essentially have to be relaxed.

and not all women can do it. and of those that can, not all can do it all the time!

I can, but no man has achieved this feat so far. Hans Solo is currently a lone title holder :\

lola
12-01-2011, 00:16
I've found that most females have the ability to squirt (I'm an active swinger so I've been with quite a few) although not all do. Here's the method I use...

1) Lay her on her back, get lots of lube and massage her bits slowly working your fingers inside. Two fingers is usually more than enough and a steadily build up is important for maximum lift off!

2) Now start massaging the inside upper of her vaginal wall in a beckoning ‘come here’ movement with your fingers. Applying pressure from back to the front almost in a milking fashion over her pubic bone

3) Start lightly and adjust your pressure until you find what is working for her. Then allow it to build as your movements get a little more firm and frantic. Don’t forget sometimes its fun to stop and tease. Then go back to the light touch build up

4) You’ll sense when she is ready to climax as your movements get firmer and faster and she gets more uncontrollable

Note at this point she may experience a pleasurable ‘peeing’ sensation. This is normal and part of the climax. She needs to accept it and let go to get to the next level.

5) About the time she gets the ‘What the hell is happening to my body’ look on her face you know it’s you cue to up the intensity and watch in awe as she literally loses control

After she climaxes it’s not unusual for her to quiver uncontrollably or not be able to stand for some time, so don’t expect her to reciprocate. Just lay back and bask in the glory of at least temporary being a sexual god.

If it doesn’t happen – DON’T PANIC. Some women need practice to open up this seldom used area. So try, try again. Eventually you’ll get it and she’ll never ever look at you the same way again!

NOTE :- on a very few women this may hurt or be really uncomfortable, foreplay is vital with them to get maximum enjoyment. And don’t forget while your down there, you have a perfectly good tongue. USE IT!

OMG this sounds sooo hot that I actually just copied this and emailed it to my man asking if he'd like to try this on me... and got a reply saying YES! So can report back soon. I've never squirted before despite having very strong orgasms, and even if I don't we can have some fun times trying %)

BearLeeLive
13-01-2011, 08:00
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
good luck and props to you man
carefull...dont blind him;)

Jblazingphoenix100
14-01-2011, 12:35
OK - don't start off with the g-spot stimulation.

Here we go - give her like 1 or 2 clitoral (ONLY) orgasms, maybe slightly introducing fingers in her on the second, then do the "come hither" technique as guided above with 2 fingers - the middle and one closest to little finger work best strength-wise (IME).

Keep some lube at hand, as her natural juices can run out quite quickly with the friction, once you get faster and faster working those fingers on her upper wall.

It can help to unleash teh power of squirting with a G-spot vibrator first, then once she knows she's not pissing herself, it's easier when you get the technique quite right.

Your technique might take a while to build up - A fair amount of getting it right is about what position she is in(I've found on all fours worked quite well when we first got my ex to squirt the first time, like a waterfall, using this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/bigpicture.cfm?p=2008&im=5602, but on her back N tilted forwards a bit generally works nice), and how relaxed she is mentally and physically.

I'll write more later, when I've thought more about it - it's been a while...

Also remember to pull your fingers out when she's cumming or it will come out in lil gushes and squirts, instead of a gushing waterfall/water cannon.

BearLeeLive
15-01-2011, 08:45
cool
we would have sex for a while, th she would tell me to " do the thing w/ your fingers and stomic"
i have felt large amounts of fluids come like ou said...normal, veary wey thelots of cuntractions and multipul large orgasms..but i was still working cuz thats what she wanted
on a differnt note....i wont be haveing sex w/ her for a while if ever again:?(
we moved too fast and im beging her to give me a second chance..she said she'll think about it...wish us luck..not just sex but true love<3
((

ElmerBud
15-01-2011, 18:17
I make my girl squirt a lot.The way I do it is by warming her up with foreplay and oral for a few minutes.Then I grab her G spot Vibrator which I modified with twice the power of stock.When she starts getting off she tends to crawl away and I gotta pin her down.Within a few seconds of that she says "now" and I pull it out and watch the gusher.It's pretty damn hott

Medi57
15-01-2011, 20:00
I find the hardest part is convincing her she isn't going to pee everywhere :)

Chazra
15-01-2011, 20:06
a girl can squirt with anal too..


women have a sac similar to the prostrate located along their urethra tube (the tube piss comes from) basically all stimulation gets a girl to build up fluid in this sac jsut like a guy builds up fluid for cuming.

you can acheive this squirting in multiple ways.
1. repeated multiple orgasms in succession then continuing with stimulation until she literally cant hold it in. (stimulation anywhere, the clit, the g-spot, the vaginal opening, anal sex... doesnt really matter)
2. bringing her to the moment right before climax repeatedly (this makes her build fluid) each time you stop the fluid stays there, but when you restart stimulation she starts making more fluid. the more she has, the harder it is to hold in resulting in an intense climax where she cant hold it it.
3. massaging the g-spot, which is actually massaging the sac where the fluid builds. you can do this vaginally or anally, just like you can make a man cum by massaging his prostrate anally.
4. alternately you can give her multiple orgasms in any way you please, then press a finger or two, a fist, a vibrator, or other hard object on the g-spot and the pressure will force it out.


make sure she pees before you get started, build her up slowly or quickly. if she feels like she has to piss really bad, dont let her go, thats her body trying to relieve this fluid.

lola
15-01-2011, 20:19
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
good luck and props to you man
carefull...dont blind him;)

It was awesome and I had a very strong orgasm but still no gushing, I got very wet but I remain a non-squirter for now :\ a challenge if anyone of you experts finds themselves in London ;)

Chazra
15-01-2011, 20:32
hope you find a good tutor lola....

Chazra
15-01-2011, 20:35
trying to subscribe

BearLeeLive
15-01-2011, 21:08
lola
your in the same boat as "hy" girl
gets right ther floods the sheets put no "squirt"
pay fof the ticket and ii take that challenge lol

djep
16-01-2011, 00:41
Sounds like you're close Lola. Keep trying it and remember not to tense up if you feel like you're about to piss yourself - it's not piss. My SO says she just let herself relax down there and it comes out in bucketfuls. Another poster mentioned having a normal cum first, that can work well as it seems to unload that built up sexual tension and from there you may be more in the 'zone' for a squirt.

Like I mentioned in my initial post not all women squirt so you may not be able to get there. However I do think with persistence from your partner(s) it will happen.

If I get to London sometime I'll be sure to look you up!

Jblazingphoenix100
16-01-2011, 11:44
a girl can squirt with anal too..


women have a sac similar to the prostrate located along their urethra tube (the tube piss comes from) basically all stimulation gets a girl to build up fluid in this sac jsut like a guy builds up fluid for cuming.

you can acheive this squirting in multiple ways.
1. repeated multiple orgasms in succession then continuing with stimulation until she literally cant hold it in. (stimulation anywhere, the clit, the g-spot, the vaginal opening, anal sex... doesnt really matter)
2. bringing her to the moment right before climax repeatedly (this makes her build fluid) each time you stop the fluid stays there, but when you restart stimulation she starts making more fluid. the more she has, the harder it is to hold in resulting in an intense climax where she cant hold it it.
3. massaging the g-spot, which is actually massaging the sac where the fluid builds. you can do this vaginally or anally, just like you can make a man cum by massaging his prostrate anally.
4. alternately you can give her multiple orgasms in any way you please, then press a finger or two, a fist, a vibrator, or other hard object on the g-spot and the pressure will force it out.


make sure she pees before you get started, build her up slowly or quickly. if she feels like she has to piss really bad, dont let her go, thats her body trying to relieve this fluid.

Such a great post - contains everything I wanted to add really

I find the hardest part is convincing her she isn't going to pee everywhere :)

Without a doubt - the 2 girls who I tried doing this with after me & my ex broke up, both of them are still a bit inhibited when it gets to that point. One's Polish as well, so telling her properly she's not gonna piss is a feat in itself. Lol.

chinup
18-01-2011, 15:26
it just happens naturally over time, if you're in the right mental state about sex. i don't think it can be taught or learned. it sounds like she's on her way anyway, it builds up over time.

i would like to add one thing to this thread: a squirting orgasm is NOT by definition, necessarily any better than a non squirting orgasm. for me personally its actually a lot worse cos everything gets so soaked and i'm worrying about having to sleep in a puddle/explain endless towel washing to my housemates. it may be a demonstration of sexual prowess but its not giving someone any better pleasure IME. once you start, it seems you don't stop, so you're consigning a girl to a life of no spontaneous sex ever cos you have to be somewhere where everything can get soaked. oh yeah and giving her a load of hangups about being a freak.

the techniques mentioned may well work but there certainly isn't only one way. i know you can have these from clitoral, vaginal and anal stimulation.

toocrazy2yoo
19-01-2011, 22:23
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3. you can do this vaginally or anally, just like you can make a man cum by massaging his prostrate anally.

4. alternately you can give her multiple orgasms in any way you please, then press a finger or two, a fist, a vibrator, or other hard object on the g-spot and the pressure will force it out.

Prostate? A fist? Yikes!8o Ouch!:!

Man, you folks are adventurous, if stretched a little tightly!;)

Chazra
20-01-2011, 01:37
Prostate? A fist? Yikes!8o Ouch!:!

Man, you folks are adventurous, if stretched a little tightly!;)

um yeah.. i'm not... never had had a fist... tried anal once, liked it. not big enough for a fist... not for a while... but I have some very sexaully active female friends who have a lot more experience than me (obviously)

toocrazy2yoo
20-01-2011, 02:48
um yeah.. i'm not... never had had a fist... tried anal once, liked it. not big enough for a fist... not for a while... but I have some very sexaully active female friends who have a lot more experience than me (obviously)

Pretty adventurous! Any of these friends of yours single? In New England? Like bikes? Oh, fat chance, right?

Hey, you're a pretty good egg from what I read, Chazzie, do what you wanna do, avoid the stuff that skeeves and enjoy life. It works for me..

Chazra
20-01-2011, 04:27
Pretty adventurous! Any of these friends of yours single? In New England? Like bikes? Oh, fat chance, right?

Hey, you're a pretty good egg from what I read, Chazzie, do what you wanna do, avoid the stuff that skeeves and enjoy life. It works for me..


in the states at the moment, unfortunately . have family near london, but not single...


one friends are single though. they do have semi-steady fuck buddies... but both want someone who is a friend with benefits or long term.

toocrazy2yoo
20-01-2011, 07:14
in the states at the moment, unfortunately . have family near london, but not single...


one friends are single though. they do have semi-steady fuck buddies... but both want someone who is a friend with benefits or long term.

Oh, I was kidding, unless they're in New England, hehe..:\

marissaaaaaa
20-01-2011, 12:07
how do you know you're not going to pee though?
and how do you know it's not pee though?
like for real i'm aware of the whole "gotta let go" thing but if i'm orgasming and i feel like i might piss....i sure as hell don't want to risk it.

chinup
20-01-2011, 13:20
how do you know you're not going to pee though?
and how do you know it's not pee though?
like for real i'm aware of the whole "gotta let go" thing but if i'm orgasming and i feel like i might piss....i sure as hell don't want to risk it.

go for a pee first. the first time it happens you really don't know its not pee, though my boyf did cos he could see it was coming from the wrong place... once its happened once you know what it feels like, which is nothing like peeing. also it doesn't smell like pee. but mostly don't bother, its a total arse to deal with and if you're anything like me will have very negative long term implications for your sex life and sexual confidence.

Jblazingphoenix100
20-01-2011, 22:59
it's consistency is nothing like piss tbh, and it smells like pussy, not salt.

oxyhydro
21-01-2011, 23:22
i told my girl id make her do it, et dont know to right techniqu. i can make he come so much its like a river, but not an actual squirting orgasm
any tips (no pun)

Not all girls can do it, porn stars learn to do it but naturally its not that common. Has nothing to do with you.

Jblazingphoenix100
22-01-2011, 15:27
^ most girls have the potential - it's generally not about getting the technique right, but getting over mental barriers.

I've been told by many women that a lot of a really banging orgasm for them is psychological.

My experiences and observations have confirmed this to be true - moreso than for men.


its a total arse to deal with and if you're anything like me will have very negative long term implications for your sex life and sexual confidence.

Could you elaborate please - this sounds pretty dark, and I couldn't even imagine what you could mean, very intrigued - I think it's one of the most beautiful things a woman can do...totally letting go.

mr.buffnstuff
22-01-2011, 21:10
i had an ex who always just when she was about to orgasm would jump out of bed and go to the bathroom.....? do you reckon we was borederline on squirting or just nauseaous from seeing me hammering away on top of her???

godlovesugly
23-01-2011, 09:28
ive been able to do this, only once though. i was masturbating with a vibrator on my clit, and dildo inside hitting my g-spot. i gushed this liquid stuff and i was like wtf just happened. thought i peed at first, but realized no, i squirted. it didn't smell like pee...if i recall, it smelt like nothing. haha.

mungingout
23-01-2011, 12:13
^ most girls have the potential - it's generally not about getting the technique right, but getting over mental barriers.

I've been told by many women that a lot of a really banging orgasm for them is psychological.

My experiences and observations have confirmed this to be true - moreso than for men.



This.

You simply need to mind fuck them, don't be afraid to talk dirty, touch those sensitive areas (neck, ears, breasts, thighs, etc..) Be the biggest tease possible! Be sure shes already dripping before you even start to work your magic inside.

This is one of the techniques that works for me: Form the Rock and Roll hand symbol but upside down, place your free hand just above her pubic bone area applying light pressure, now with your rock and roll hand insert your middle/ring finger inside, with your pinky and index out pointing straight down. The tricky part is finding the "spot" explore around and look out for a reaction, you should feel her muscles contract. Once you've found it, it is time to ROCK AND ROLL! Build up the pace, and fingerbang her like crazy.

If her face isn't looking like this 8o then you're doing it wrong :p

attempt4
21-03-2011, 12:08
Bump for more tips and techniques

User Name Here
21-03-2011, 12:16
Can I just say that I hate the term "squirt" when used in this situation?

That is all.

Jblazingphoenix100
21-03-2011, 14:34
"Gush"? "Cum"?

"Ejaculate"?

"Flow like fountain"...

WHaaaat?

snafu
22-03-2011, 06:04
I've found that most females have the ability to squirt (I'm an active swinger so I've been with quite a few) although not all do. Here's the method I use...

1) Lay her on her back, get lots of lube and massage her bits slowly working your fingers inside. Two fingers is usually more than enough and a steadily build up is important for maximum lift off!

2) Now start massaging the inside upper of her vaginal wall in a beckoning ‘come here’ movement with your fingers. Applying pressure from back to the front almost in a milking fashion over her pubic bone

3) Start lightly and adjust your pressure until you find what is working for her. Then allow it to build as your movements get a little more firm and frantic. Don’t forget sometimes its fun to stop and tease. Then go back to the light touch build up

4) You’ll sense when she is ready to climax as your movements get firmer and faster and she gets more uncontrollable

Note at this point she may experience a pleasurable ‘peeing’ sensation. This is normal and part of the climax. She needs to accept it and let go to get to the next level.

5) About the time she gets the ‘What the hell is happening to my body’ look on her face you know it’s you cue to up the intensity and watch in awe as she literally loses control

After she climaxes it’s not unusual for her to quiver uncontrollably or not be able to stand for some time, so don’t expect her to reciprocate. Just lay back and bask in the glory of at least temporary being a sexual god.

If it doesn’t happen – DON’T PANIC. Some women need practice to open up this seldom used area. So try, try again. Eventually you’ll get it and she’ll never ever look at you the same way again!

NOTE :- on a very few women this may hurt or be really uncomfortable, foreplay is vital with them to get maximum enjoyment. And don’t forget while your down there, you have a perfectly good tongue. USE IT!

Yes

kittyfairy85
28-03-2011, 04:51
I can say as a girl with certainty I am not interested in being a squirter. First of all there seems to some question to what that gush actually is. Some say it's urine others say its all female cum. I read somewhere that when it gushing stream like that it is 90 percent urine; 10 percent cum. But this technique of oral clitorial stimulation and then fingering a girl just right sounds intrigueing. I have never had a guy try and do both at the same time. I have only had three guys go down on me. Honestly the only time I really ever came with a guy was when he was going down on me. To bad I was drunk I didn't really feel it. I knew it happened because I felt the contractions and I while I didn't gush a stream I came alot. I just didn't feel the endorphine or serotonin release like I usually do come when I masturbate. That overwhelming sensation that spreads throughout the body that makes just want lay there and sigh. It either energizes me or makes me want to go to sleep or do it again.

Muddle
28-03-2011, 10:56
Can I just say that I hate the term "squirt" when used in this situation?

That is all.

I feel the same way, it brings to mind water guns or some shit.

Lost Ego
29-03-2011, 10:58
i learned how to make a girl squirt with my fingers when i was 12(i read a guide that was exactly the same as what djep said, he probably learned from someone who read it or saw the first squirting vids which i did as well, u can really tell by the term "come hither" used namely in the guide lol. i applied it and mastered it at 14. point is, a monkey can make a girl squirt with his hands. its all about what u can do with ur dick and tongue, that comes with practice and prowess, how many guys can make a girl cum with just their cock? we should do a poll

also i dont give 2 fucks about the word "squirt", its a sexual term to me and i dont think of it as odd.

as for the mess, lay down a couple fucking towels and fuck on top of those and when ur done ur bed isnt soaked. herpa durp. or just get a washer and dryer and stop being lazy. a girl squirting for you is a delicacy, a luxury, and you shouldnt be trippin on the mess

drugfukkdrockstar
29-03-2011, 14:15
My wife.....oh my wife... Shes not a very sexual person. She will not allow me to go down on her, and will not go down on me (not a problem for me, never been that in to oral). However, she must have a hydraulic fire hose down there or something. When I get her going with the two fingers of my right hand, each and every time she comes (and its not uncommon for her to come 3-6 times inside of five minutes), she arcs up and out easily ten feet. I kid you not, she will squirt clear across our bedroom. Its AMAZING!! The only other place i've ever seen anything like it was in porn. I intend to hang a target on the far wall from our bed and see how many tries it takes me to hit a bullseye... =D 8o ;) <3

And she's not a very sexual person???? Man the pleasure she would get from that...8o

I squirt here and there =D When i do OH MY LORD does it feel good.

Ejaculate does not come from the bladder, however. It comes from the urethral sponge.

Two separate tracts, one general area.

What helps me squirt? Well, being completely comfortable is the main ingredient.

thefinalcommand
29-03-2011, 21:31
My girl reaches orgasm easily and often with a little tlc. Lucky me, I know.

I've seen some "how-to" videos on this subject. Don't bother with that. I'm sure every girl is different when it comes to what makes them squirt. And few of them are going to want you performing a clinical procedure to get them off. Obviously, you have to be stimulating the right area of the vagina, but special tools or fingering techniques prolly aren't necessary.

The key for my girl is her arousal level. We have quickies where she has 1 or 2 orgasms, but if I want her to squirt; I tease her until her whole body is shaking. Giving her head until I can feel she's right on the verge of cumming, ease off, build up slowly, and repeat until she can't take anymore. There's no magic duration or number of times of bringing her to the edge. She'll let you know. (It may be a while. Lol)

For us, its also helpful if I stroke fairly hard and fast with me on top and her knees up towards her shoulders. When we are at our best, once we start intercourse, she seems to almost cum nonstop and every stroke brings a squirt and amazing vaginal muscle contractions. Its worth the effort, imho, to explore this with your lady as it astronomically enhances the experience for both participants.

Good luck!!

supersmoker27
07-04-2011, 00:01
The last girl I was living with was living with would have the exact same orgasm and usually multiple, very intense and left her like dazed and unable to talk or move a lot for a short while after, but never squirted, all though I did feel pretty damn proud lol.
I used the same techniqe thats been described, guess she just didnt have the ability to, bummer. But she could orgasm with just nipple stimulation, so it evened out.

Escher's Waterfall
07-04-2011, 08:01
I've never had anyone squirt.

Stain the bed with sexual secretions? Sure. Squirt? No.

But it's not really my kink. So I haven't really tried.

TheLostBoys
07-04-2011, 09:18
ive been able to do this, only once though. i was masturbating with a vibrator on my clit, and dildo inside hitting my g-spot. i gushed this liquid stuff and i was like wtf just happened. thought i peed at first, but realized no, i squirted. it didn't smell like pee...if i recall, it smelt like nothing. haha.



LMAO@ wtf just happened. Us guys jizz & know exactly what happened but with girls, theres several things that can happen during the act, haha!

TheLostBoys
07-04-2011, 09:21
My wife.....oh my wife... Shes not a very sexual person. She will not allow me to go down on her, and will not go down on me (not a problem for me, never been that in to oral). However, she must have a hydraulic fire hose down there or something. When I get her going with the two fingers of my right hand, each and every time she comes (and its not uncommon for her to come 3-6 times inside of five minutes), she arcs up and out easily ten feet. I kid you not, she will squirt clear across our bedroom. Its AMAZING!! The only other place i've ever seen anything like it was in porn. I intend to hang a target on the far wall from our bed and see how many tries it takes me to hit a bullseye... =D 8o ;) <3



Do you lay plastic or newspapers on the floor around the bed?