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Depressicaa
06-11-2010, 10:01
Reading pickup books all my life, I am too hard to get suckered to take a girl to a nice meal and get a kiss on the cheek several times.

I am trying to pull a girl away from her boyfriend. I know she likes me since she flirts with me in class, and honestly its the only reason I stay in that class.

We both flirt in class, shes likes talking to me and recently I got her number so I started playing the texting game. I must say its quite a fun experience!
I love her, shes got the same metabolism as me, and I drove her back a few times home since she had a brain injury and has a cute cute limp and I felt really sorry for her. Has my humor and I just love chatting with this girl!

I keep texting her and joking around, I think I went too far with Zoloft, I know shes on it and I was like saying if she was on it I was supposed to save her, but she didn't wanna talk about it, too personal. I was hoping she though I was psychic. :p

Today I was kidding around and saying she should have woken me up for class and it was her fault I was late. She replied I don't even do that for my boyfriend so I replied I'm not your boyfriend yet, and shes like what.

I later offer to steal a test tube for her to smoke out of since I know she smokes weed. She texts me hours later whats that supposed to mean I'm too late, saying I'm out with my boyfriend, so I text back, I wanted to get you something since you are a nice friend. Haha must have through her for a loop! :D

Think this is going somewhere? <3

thesirbutton
06-11-2010, 11:29
I respect aspiring PUAs...but if there were really something, there would have been no mention of the bf (ok for bitch shield, not ok when building comfort), even while she was out with him. Also, it looks like you don't have enough rapport.

Don't let her lead you on, don't escalate to quickly, but yes, do it fast (yeah gets me too), you'll find yourself saying things that were meant for a later time. Oh well. It's good you planted the you-as-her-bf seed, but what I read it sounds like she took it negatively.

And in the end, don't steal girls. That's just...no. I've done it. What's the point? Sarging single girls are alot more fun, and they don't come with could-be psycho boyfriends. Ex's are a different story...sometimes I wish I could just sit them down and say "here. try this." problems all solved. give them something new to cling too. Geezus.

Depressicaa
06-11-2010, 11:41
There doesn't seem to be enough passion, and if she was that into him, she wouldn't bother flirting back. I know she likes me for sure, I just know its better to the the burning coals of passion rather than igniting them myself. There are of course other prospects, but I just really like this flat chested girl with the weird limp since I feel sorry for her and have some sort of funny protective instinct, I wanna just carry her everywhere so she wouldn't have to walk, she looks even lighter than my 120lb frame.

User Name Here
06-11-2010, 12:14
If she's mentioning her boyfriend that much, chances are she's more than likely smitten with him. One of the main reasons a girl constantly mentions her boyfriend to another guy is a subconscious desire to make it known that she "belongs" to someone else.

Of course I have to add the part where you really shouldn't be messing around with anyone who has a partner already and if you really like this person, you'll do her the favor of respecting her relationship and remain a friend only. Besides, this is a pretty selfish thing of you to do. The only thing you've considered so far is yourself, you know?

Do both of yourselves the favor of leaving this one alone. It's the most respectable, mature thing you can do.

User Name Here
06-11-2010, 12:20
There doesn't seem to be enough passion, and if she was that into him, she wouldn't bother flirting back. I know she likes me for sure, I just know its better to the the burning coals of passion rather than igniting them myself. There are of course other prospects, but I just really like this flat chested girl with the weird limp since I feel sorry for her and have some sort of funny protective instinct, I wanna just carry her everywhere so she wouldn't have to walk, she looks even lighter than my 120lb frame.

That's not true. People flirt all of the time. It's a social response that a lot of people even subconsciously do. Plenty of flirtatious remarks are 100% innocent in nature, so just because she makes some flirty comments does not mean she isn't into him. Once again, if she's mentioning him this much, she is more than likely into him way more than you're leading yourself to believe. As I said before, girls mention their boyfriends a lot when they want someone to know they're taken. If she wanted to be with you, she would probably mention him very little in an effort to play down their relationship so she could feel less guilty about being around you. That just doesn't sound like the case though.

Anyway, feeling sorry for, wanting to take care of, and finding someone cute aren't exactly good reasons to go messing around with someone else's relationships :P

doris delay
06-11-2010, 12:56
This is a joke, right?

L O V E L I F E
06-11-2010, 13:10
"We both flirt in class . . . she's got the same metabolism as me."

Marry her immediately.

MynameisnotDeja
06-11-2010, 13:32
Unless something is happening that goes beyond what you wrote, I don't really see how she is "flirting" with you. Are you sure you aren't misreading her just being friendly?


shes got the same metabolism as me, and I drove her back a few times home since she had a brain injury and has a cute cute limp and I felt really sorry for her.

The same metabolism eh? *scratches head* :\

Leave her alone. You might be creeping her out and that's why she keeps mentioning the boyfriend. When I was younger I was on my way out of a serious long term relationship after four years (we kept breaking up and getting back together and he was having a lot of trouble letting go) and was starting to get interested in dating other people in the process of my breakup. The last thing I'd have done when around a new crush is bring up the boyfriend over and over. She's trying to tell you something, in as nice a way as possible.

n3ophy7e
06-11-2010, 13:39
Ummm yeah sorry to say this dude, but just judging purely from reading what you've typed out in this thread, she's not in to you at all.........
She's probably just being friendly, NOT flirting. The two are vastly different acts of expression.

Find someone who's single.

drugfukkdrockstar
06-11-2010, 13:43
^Agreed.



Think this is going somewhere? <3

Definitely not.... in fact it sounds like soon enough she's gonna tell you to fuck off.

axl blaze
06-11-2010, 14:37
Today I was kidding around and saying she should have woken me up for class and it was her fault I was late. She replied I don't even do that for my boyfriend so I replied I'm not your boyfriend yet, and shes like what.

this is a stupid line. with game like that no wonder why you have to stoop so low as to stealing taken girls :|

seriously, what's your deal?

Lysis
06-11-2010, 18:17
You don't "steal" a girl from a guy, and I agree with the others. If she is mentioning her boyfriend a lot, she's telling you something in a polite way.

Put down the pickup books and go buy yourself some books on a conscience. Honestly, Depressicaa, between this and trying to extort things from your mom simply because she has a boyfriend, you scare me with your a-conscience behavior. You need a few of life's lessons, and if this girl is pushing you away, I'd take the hint and leave her alone.

wizekrak
06-11-2010, 19:08
Respect their relationship. The fact that she keeps dropping the fact that she has a boyfriend should be clue enough to back off. If she was really interested she wouldn't mention him at all. It just sounds like she is being friendly with you. I think most of the other posters here have covered the bulk of what's relevant here already.

I don't think its going anywhere, besides 'stealing' people's partners is bad karma and majorly disrespectful. If she wants to be with you then let her make her own decision instead of trying to force a wedge between her and her boyfriend.

Pegasus
06-11-2010, 19:37
"Flat chested with a cute limp"? It doesn't sound like you have a ton of respect for her in the first place. If this were really protective instinct and not sadism, I would not think you'd want to expose her (perceived) faults as openly as you have.

axl blaze
07-11-2010, 00:30
go back to reading pickup books

badandwicked
07-11-2010, 00:51
Hang on guys, I don't think you quite understand. They have the same metabolism.


Marry her immediately.

lol

I actually find your post quite find touching OP, all be it in a slightly vacuous and simple way. But no good relationship is founded on pity or sympathy, I'm sure she'd be the first to tell you she doesn't want to inspire those kind of feelings in others.

Don't set out to steal someone elses girlfriend. Respect her & respect the fact she's in a relationship. If they split, make your move. If you persist & succeed you'll always question whether or not you can trust her, and karma dictates someone will do it to you one day, as wizekrak says.



I keep texting her and joking around, I think I went too far with Zoloft, I know shes on it and I was like saying if she was on it I was supposed to save her, but she didn't wanna talk about it, too personal. I was hoping she though I was psychic.

haha this is a gem. Yep, too personal my friend.

Captain.Heroin
07-11-2010, 01:22
Just wait around until they break up if they do. It's not worth the drama to do what you're thinking about. I've seen it done, and I've seen the drama that's an inevitable end-result. It's really, really not worth it.

Also, try to find someone else in the meantime. If she IS into you, she'll show jealousy that you're spending time with another female. If she's NOT into you, she won't show jealousy, and that'll be when you know she isn't into you so you can give up trying to get her.

wizekrak
07-11-2010, 01:36
Just wait around until they break up if they do. It's not worth the drama to do what you're thinking about. I've seen it done, and I've seen the drama that's an inevitable end-result. It's really, really not worth it.

Also, try to find someone else in the meantime. If she IS into you, she'll show jealousy that you're spending time with another female. If she's NOT into you, she won't show jealousy, and that'll be when you know she isn't into you so you can give up trying to get her.

I agree, this has always been a reliable litmus test for interest.

GenericMind
07-11-2010, 01:53
Think this is going somewhere? <3

Based on what I read in the OP, it doesn't sound like it. Her reactions don't come across as showing that kind of interest in you. Not only that, I think if you keep it up you'll probably start to push her away.

EseFlacko708
07-11-2010, 02:33
There was so much of that post that made no sense, the part about the zoloft and being psychic, ect.

A boyfriend is more of a yield sign than a roadblock. If you think you can offer her more than her boyfriend than see what happens. It's apparent if this is more than a little innocent flirting that he isn't catering to her needs and taking care of her properly. He don't own his gf so you aren't stealing her.

badandwicked
07-11-2010, 03:06
EseFlacko708;8959895 There was so much of that post that made no sense, the part about the zoloft and being psychic, ect.

I think he meant that he found out she was on anti-depressants, so pulled the line that he was sent to 'save' her from what ever was troubling her, and she in turn was meant to think 'wow, maybe he truly knows my inner soul and has been sent by fate to rescue me from my despair' and then fall into his arms. Needless to say it didn't quite work.

nopipesdfw
07-11-2010, 04:00
Give it in time if this isn't a troll, pick up upon dumping, sure is easier.

Fallen1
07-11-2010, 04:38
How do you steal a girl from her boyfriend?

Ingredients (you probably have some of these at home, but if you must buy them, make sure to split the purchases up around different neighborhoods - cops are good at tracking things like that):
1) Knife (must be large and intimidating, yet small enough to conceal amongst your 'peacocking' items. I find a cleaver fits nicely under my feather boa).
2) Chains (I like to drape these around my body for extra bling and to show I'm unique, then demonstrate their actual purpose later in the evening ;) ).
3) Basement! And not just your parent's basement, this needs to be your own basement, unless your parents are much more understanding than mine :(

Method:
After you give your girl a present 'for being such a nice friend', she will immediately want to come round and do something about the sudden waterfall in her panties, amirite? But there's that pesky boyfriend issue. So here's what you do - go round her house (you have found out where she lives and what time she's home, right?) and wait till her boyfriend arrives. As he gets out of the car to ring her doorbell, stab him in the neck. Once she opens the door, show her the bloody knife, then chain her up. Escort her to the trunk of your car. Make sure you open the trunk for her, bitches love that chivalrous shit. Drive (carefully, you don't want to bruise the merchandise) back to your basement, and voila! You have successfully stolen a girl!

Don Quixote
07-11-2010, 06:38
"Make sure you open the trunk for her, bitches love that chivalrous shit."

oh fuck that was priceless

n3ophy7e
07-11-2010, 07:09
I think Depressicaaa gets the message guys, no need to mock him :|

Fallen1
07-11-2010, 07:28
Really? The whole pick up artist culture is based on the premise that a woman is basically a Rubik's cube, where the reward for solving the puzzle (with a pre-set list of actions and statements) is the woman's vagina. I think the whole scene, and especially 'aspiring pick up artists', are desperately in need of mockery and a reality check.

ThaiDie4
07-11-2010, 07:48
I'm going with the majority on this one. Leave her be. I am notorious for flirting with guys, even when I'm in a commited relationship, doesn't mean I'm trying to be with them. Like someone else mentioned, flirting with the opposite sex is a pretty natural thing to do without even thinking about it, a few flirty comments doesn't mean that she's trying to be with you. If she's bringing up the BF then she's trying to let you know that she's not into you like that.

And to state the obvious, trying to steal another guy's girlfriend is pretty scummy :| Even if you did manage to "win her over", maybe you caught her at a rough time in her relationship and she ends up getting with you just out of confusion. If you want to know for sure that she likes you then you need to wait until SHE ends the relationship herself and moves on to you.

Noodle
07-11-2010, 08:34
...wise words.

/closed in the name of respect