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zombiesarepeaceful
19-06-2010, 18:22
Just curious as to how many of you are guilty of this. If you are, have you ever been caught? Share your stories >.>

Unbreakable
19-06-2010, 20:49
I have never done this what so ever... but i have a funny story....


Couple friends of mine were running around to all the clubs on 4/11 day in New Orleans on Burben street.....they where selling XTC... walked into this club which was a gay/bi club... but these friends didn't care as long as they sold some drugs.... they walk into the bathroom to take a long over due piss.... and see two dudes looking at each other jerking off.... my friends face was in shock... but he stilll asked them if they wanted any beans.... they said no... and keep doing what they where doing like nothing even happened... so i assume this is a big thing at gay/bi bars.... never happened to my friends in a straight place

hyroller
19-06-2010, 21:34
this thread title is one of the more perverted ones I've seen on here 8o 8o 8o 8o 8o

canadadrygreentea
19-06-2010, 21:39
I have never done this what so ever... but i have a funny story....


Couple friends of mine were running around to all the clubs on 4/11 day in New Orleans on Burben street.....they where selling XTC... walked into this club which was a gay/bi club... but these friends didn't care as long as they sold some drugs.... they walk into the bathroom to take a long over due piss.... and see two dudes looking at each other jerking off.... my friends face was in shock... but he stilll asked them if they wanted any beans.... they said no... and keep doing what they where doing like nothing even happened... so i assume this is a big thing at gay/bi bars.... never happened to my friends in a straight place

Not quite...I've worked in about 5 gay bars/clubs and never seen this happen once... behind the stall doors is a diff story though... sex happening all the time and you usually get booted for that unless its a really sleezy place.

His Name Is Frank
19-06-2010, 22:32
Something about the mixed scent of urine and feces that instantly kills any possibility of an erection.

Jerry Atrick
19-06-2010, 22:55
This thread is hilarious :D I've never rubbed one out at a urinal, not enough privacy. But I have done it in a stall. Luckily, the few times I did it I was alone in the bathroom.

euphoricnod
20-06-2010, 04:09
Can't say I ever had. Sex in a bathroom is doable, but not a solo run...

hyroller
20-06-2010, 07:03
I've actually had a few solo runs in the bathroom - all on the same day actually lol. Man I was on fire. first day I discovered women could ejaculate 8o

Zulkifar
20-06-2010, 07:05
and see two dudes looking at each other jerking off....

Yeah I've seen this at regular bathrooms. With big fat hardons and all so you knew it was more than a mutual 'shake after pee pee' going on on 8o

dankstersauce
21-06-2010, 00:54
I've rubbed a few out in stalls at places that I worked. I used to work at a pharmaceutical warehouse, and I was dopesick as fuck (and didn't know tramadol and soma weren't locked in the controlled substance cage). ANYWAY, I used to rub one out whenever I was dopesick a couple times a day. But it was always a solo operation just for some relief.

I also jerked off at most restaurants i've worked at in the stalls when I'm bored or horny or business is slow.

And once in Phili airport i heard some guys having sex in one of the stalls......fuck gross IMHO.....not that i got a thing about gay people but comeon....they were being loud and there were like little kids at the urinals and it was obvious some type of loud sexual activity was going on in one of the stalls with 2 or more men. At least be courteous if you're going to get off in a bathroom, alone or with 3 dudes.

Nirk
21-06-2010, 03:15
IMO i would rather spend as little time as possible in public toilets...

PinK~cloud
21-06-2010, 05:04
We did not do more since he had AIDS then and was not on meds and anyway what we did was very safe.


Wait..what?!
aids is for life bro.

McWigga
21-06-2010, 05:28
Wow. This thread now makes me feel like I'm more perverted that I previously thought ha ha I figured this was way more common than it seems to be. I've done it a bunch of times, usually only at the work urinals, and generally when the office is pretty quiet. Something about being caught adds a kind of cheap thrill to it ha ha

PriestTheyCalledHim
21-06-2010, 05:49
Wait..what?!
aids is for life bro.

I know that HIV/AIDS are for life but you can't live your life in a bubble and in fear.

What I did with him was very low/zero risk for getting HIV even if he did have AIDS then and a high viral load.

You can kiss someone and do a wide variety of sex acts with someone that has HIV/AIDS and as long as you use your head and have safer sex with condoms if you are penetrating their anus or vagina, and use condoms for sucking them off or dental dams for rimming and if they have a vagina you will not become Poz. Some people use gloves for fingering but they are a must for fisting. If your partner(s) are allergic to latex you can use barriers out of other material like Polyurethane. Safer sex works I suggest you educate yourself about HIV/AIDS and safer sex as there are a lot of people-especially straight men and women who do not know their HIV status and are poz but don't know it and don't even get tested since they think they are not at risk for it.

I just touched his P.A. and cock for maybe a min or two while taking a piss and I washed my hands afterward with soap and hot water. Even if his precum/cum had gotten on my hands the soap and hot water would have killed the virus. Also the virus does not do well with exposure to air.

It's not like I had fresh open cuts on my hand and he intentionally dripped his precum or shot his load on or into them.

I knew he was into IVing drugs and barebacking so I never had oral or anal sex with he or his partner even if they wanted me to, and I don't IV drugs. My friend's partner did not get HIV from him.

My friend is on meds and sober now and doing a lot better and he is less self destructive now.

http://www.sfaf.org/aids101/sexual.html#jo

HighonLife
21-06-2010, 06:26
OP: are you fucking serious?

i didnt read this whole thread, and i dont care to, but who the fuck cranks one out at the urinal?

lleno
21-06-2010, 07:03
:)I've wacked off in a stall a few times, iy's been a while though.......:)

zombiesarepeaceful
21-06-2010, 18:05
I'm dead serious. I wondered who all does it, cause it would seem to me that if you're horny and alone...why not? Busy bathrooms might be an issue though. I secretly wonder how many guys who go in a stall to "take a long shit" are really doing more than reading the newspaper and shitting.

Chaos23
21-06-2010, 18:18
Back when I was 16 I worked at a TJMaxx as a sales guy. I would go into the bathroom and jerk off at least once a day. Then pass out on the toilet and get some more sleep.

My name tag said UFO23 and I had a nose ring.

I got fired from that job.

Pans-Advocate
21-06-2010, 22:43
I've jerked off into a urinal a couple times, but only when I knew there was a very very slim chance of anyone coming into the bathroom (like after putting in overtime hours at work, when there's nobody left in the office).

drscience
21-06-2010, 23:06
I'm dead serious. I wondered who all does it, cause it would seem to me that if you're horny and alone...why not? Busy bathrooms might be an issue though. I secretly wonder how many guys who go in a stall to "take a long shit" are really doing more than reading the newspaper and shitting.

i like to wonder about matter and energy.

the more you know!

TakeItAll
22-06-2010, 11:03
This is classic. I just assumed the OP meant within the confines of a stall even though the word urinal was used. I certainly have considered j/o in a stall but for some reason I never cum unless I'm using lube and the idea of packing lube to go to work is just not working for me.

I used to send emails to one of my ex-gf to get her in the mood for when we got home but she'd frequently jump the gun and make use of the bathroom. In a stall I should make clear.

GuiltySpark
23-06-2010, 06:37
I've done this once. It was at a university library. I was so horny that it literally took me less then 15 seconds to bust a nut. Nobody was there and I was just so horny I had to do it. straight btw

moonyham
25-06-2010, 11:28
No ive never. Kinda sick tbh... urinals are generally pretty smelly or disgusting in general.

I would jerk off in a lockable toilet though if i was really horney and not gonna be home anytime soon

Lost Ego
27-06-2010, 23:29
lol i've done it 3 times. all on seperate occasions. once i was 12 and hella horny in a stall at an airport. it was empty, so the excitement of someone made me cum b4 anyone caught me. in the last few months i went to europe. it was a long flight and the flight attendant was hott as hell. i went in the stall when she was around and left it unlocked. i jacked it for about 5 mins with loud groans and shit. she never came in =(. on the next flight from sweden to italy i did it again with yet another flight attendant outside the stall. she didnt walk in either. idk what it is about planes/airports, but thats the only times i've done it. on the bright side, i joined the mile high club :)

Hidden_Pigeon
28-06-2010, 00:20
IMO i would rather spend as little time as possible in public toilets...

This would be me too. I can't stand the places really. It just keeps me out having an audience hear me urinate/etc. Though I wouldn't put getting with someone in the public toilets off my list cause that could just be fricking hot.

^hehe, we can all dream, hey? and the hot flight attendant is definitely up there with the best of fantasies :P

captainbryce
03-10-2010, 22:31
Guilty as charged! I've done this at school a few times. The first time I just had to take a piss, but I had been extremely horny all day long. I was rock hard as soon as I pulled my dick out. There was nobody else in the bathroom and I knew it would only take me a couple minutes, so I whacked it off right there. I couldn't help it! I would have hated to get caught, but somehow the thrill of possibly getting caught seemed to make it more exciting (which is why I did it several more times). One time I almost got caught though, so I try not to do this anymore.

Mysterier
04-10-2010, 04:21
peculiarly, i have never even considered this before... i doubt i would ever do so, too many things to consider that would prevent me.

lazydullard
04-10-2010, 07:29
long layover in an airport, found an empty restroom. the stall I picked smelled like bleach -- i took this as a positive omen to go go go. nobody came in the whole time. i felt pretty clever.

User Name Here
04-10-2010, 17:15
I know that HIV/AIDS are for life but you can't live your life in a bubble and in fear.


Hell yeah you can when it comes to AIDs :P

Okay, so maybe not in a bubble, but I can admit to being obnoxiously careful (which I'd rather be any day of the week as an orgasm isn't worth an STD to me and I have no idea how they are for so many people out there).

metamorph67
04-10-2010, 17:31
It's true enough, ive spanked a few out in the college urinals, mainly if ive been hanging out for some opiates, always alone, and super quick! Always wash your hands before leaving, and smile as you walk back to the lecture! LOL

pLur4eVer<33
23-12-2010, 07:16
haha i saw the title of this and i was like - THIS IS SO ME - yeah im guilty

TheMagikProfessor
23-12-2010, 07:27
At my fathers funeral.

calmAnimal
23-12-2010, 07:46
yes in high school bathrooms. thinking back on it, it was quite a few times. i guess jerking it was more fun than sitting in class. :)

.Lucid.
23-12-2010, 08:11
honestly i dont even like pissing in urinals.. when it comes to public bathrooms im kind of a germaphobe and the thought would never even cross to mind to jerk off in a urinal. itd have to be a single person bathroom with a lockable door to even consider it.

seriously, who jerks off in a urinal? thats just wack lol

L O V E L I F E
23-12-2010, 10:57
Related reading: Peeing In A Sock.

b4rd
26-12-2010, 09:34
Something about the mixed scent of urine and feces that instantly kills any possibility of an erection.

made me lol

Same thoughts exactly

MACstar
01-01-2011, 22:02
HAAA! And I thought I was the only one.....

I am guilty of masturbating in the stand-up urinal when I was in rehab. NO PRIVACY whatsoever for sooo long, hadn't jerked it in months, since I was in jail prior to getting sent to rehab. I couldn't sleep one night, and I knew the remedy. Off I went to the urinal in search of dat ITIS...

My kak was so damn happy and hard HAHAHA

Sleepy Times soon followed.

rm-rf
02-01-2011, 02:10
one more reason to be terrified of public bathrooms ><

RidingtheBrownline
02-01-2011, 03:37
neveer even considered it. i need porn to crank one out anyway though.

doppelganga196
02-01-2011, 04:08
Never have i ever. However when i was about 15 i was walking home high as fuck & had a painful throbbing erection (hormones aye) it was a quiet street & i yanked it out my jeans & was wanking as i walked home. I didn't finish tho as i realized how crazy this was & got control of myself...

coolhandluke
02-01-2011, 13:42
done it at work a few times. boring slow day.. it was late afternoon when traffic was light.

ColtDan
02-01-2011, 13:47
lol at this thread!

doppelganga196
03-01-2011, 20:24
Just beat one out after a piss at the pub. I finally see what all the fuss is about!

dekkoo
04-01-2011, 01:19
haha iv done it as a teenager while working at a local grocery store on my break...:) good times:)

Eyes On the Roll
04-01-2011, 03:38
ive squeezed one out a few times at the urinals in 10th grade highschool.
I was only like 15, and every once in a while i'd get so horny from seeing a girl, that i
could rub a load out standing up in a urinal, in 2-3 minutes, very quick.

also, when i was about 17 i worked at publix and would have to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night when the store closed. One time i thought it would be funny to jack off in the girls restroom with the "closed" sign on the door (i have a good sense of personal humor lol), So i rubbed one off in the girls bathroom, and did so a few other times on seperate occasions.

Nowadays the only time i bust a load by myself is at home

datSTIMfreak
04-01-2011, 05:20
Yeah, I've done it a few times (in a stall), first time was when I was like 12, I got to school late, had P.E. the first hour, everyone was out playing flag football or some silly shit, I decided to just lay low 'cause I didn't wanna play, I started getting horny as fuck, went into the stall, jacked off, and acted like nothing happened. I didn't have cum at the time, so I didn't stain my pants or smell like chlorine (cum smell, lmfao) or anything

Eyes On the Roll
04-01-2011, 22:20
Yeah, I've done it a few times (in a stall), first time was when I was like 12, I got to school late, had P.E. the first hour, everyone was out playing flag football or some silly shit, I decided to just lay low 'cause I didn't wanna play, I started getting horny as fuck, went into the stall, jacked off, and acted like nothing happened. I didn't have cum at the time, so I didn't stain my pants or smell like chlorine (cum smell, lmfao) or anything

lmfao cum does have that distinct smell.. and after leaving the girls room at work i always wondered if some of the girls my age i worked with could smell it on me l0l cause they always gave me horny looks

Mongoose
05-01-2011, 06:01
Ok...so like never did anything like that before but when I was out of subutex and withdrawing I got so horny I did the deed...I guess my sex drive came(no pun intended) back harder!!! Fucking strange I did that though...like 4-5 time in three months

hydroazuanacaine
05-01-2011, 06:41
You'd have to be in a strange mental place to be able to bring yourself to orgasm while jerking off into a public urinal.

lostNfound
05-01-2011, 07:36
Jacking off at the urinals as opposed to in a urinal are two very different things imo.