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what goes through your head during a jackie chan movie?

undead

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when driving that erratically, doesn't he realize he's putting hundreds of innocent bystanders in harms way? i thought jackie chan's supposed to be a good guy... that's awfully irresponsible.

a nurse hands jackie a piece of paper while he's in the waiting room of the hospital. his boss presumably dead and says "here, he had this clutched in his hand when he died. i don't think it means anything." has she ever seen a jackie chan movie?
 
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"How many bones did he break this time?"

When he retires, the man'll be like Theseus's ship. Really.
 
"cantonese sounds so whiney"


that is all
 
"There are people who are spending 2 hours watching this shit, when they could've stayed home, and masturbated three times, instead?!"
 
I want to see a brutal fatality now & again like Bruce Lee used to dish out, because there was no question that he killed his opponent when shit went down.

Jackie Chan movies are a bit too pantomime for my liking & in need of more MDK's.
 
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