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crazyhairman
07-02-2009, 15:02
if yall ever wanna smoke and cant cause your parents, spouse, family is keeping you locked down u can smoke in the shower np as long as u have hot water aka steam, and a vent or fan u know

iv done it literaly 100s of times never getting busted in fact when done right it gets u way higher i think cause the steam makes it ezer to hit

!!!! always no how much hot water u have -me its 30min of steam then the water gets cold the steam nutrallizes the smell even if cronic...i wait till the mirror gets foggy and i stand on my toilet and exhale smoke into the vent thing . started doing this 3 years ago after my family found me in the back yard tokkin up ...

yall should try it youll like it

JointsNRoaches
07-02-2009, 15:33
IV heard about this but havnt tried it for fear of getttin caugfht. Il try it one day when no ones home to see how effective it if first. Thanks for the tip.

Newbierock
07-02-2009, 15:59
I'd rather smoke outside, nothing more shadey than taking 5-6 showers a night. It's a lot easier to say your off outside to smoke a cig.

crazyhairman
07-02-2009, 16:11
dude wen u flush the toilet, witch way dose the water go in austraila ? and how do yall keep from falling off the earth lol wut time is it there ?lol

MCMG
07-02-2009, 16:39
Well I just have to go outside, if I do it inside my ma gets pissed if I go outside she doesn't care.

gezgin
07-02-2009, 17:00
Haha this thread is awesomen. I do this too, but at night when everyone's asleep xD

papasomni
07-02-2009, 17:01
I bet that the steam will open your airways and lungs and let you absorb more of the good stuff.

I'd like to modify one of those little cocktail umbrellas. add an alligator clip to it. Use it to keep the joint dry.

Bedhead
08-02-2009, 04:22
I just open up the window...


I'd like to modify one of those little cocktail umbrellas. add an alligator clip to it. Use it to keep the joint dry.

hehe.. reminds me of that trailer park boys episode where Laheys in the shower smoking a cig, with his drink, and on the phone - all at the same time.

fatcat420
08-02-2009, 04:35
i never knew u the steam wud cover the smell or whatever

willow11
08-02-2009, 12:16
^If anything, the steam will make it smell more- ie. weed smoke infused steam. But, generally its loud, no-ones gonna burst in (hopefully)- when I was a kid, I did this all the time.

This is weird, as I hadn't thought about my old 'bathtime smokes' until earlier this mmorning....

Roger&Me
08-02-2009, 12:27
I would have gotten caught for sure if I did this when I lived with my parents. They would have been like "Hey why does the bathroom smell like fucking weed?"

whoremoaning
08-02-2009, 15:21
Haha same, I got sick of getting caught so i'd just leave the house to do it.

Also should be noted this probably doesn't work as well if you're smoking a joint. Pipe/bong would be better i'd imagine.

*Love*Lite*
08-02-2009, 15:33
I'd rather smoke outside, nothing more shadey than taking 5-6 showers a night.


LMAO very true... i would be the cleanest cleanie ever <3 Good thing the only person I live with is a raging pot head just like me... we tend to shower MUCH less than we smoke ;)

meet the decline
09-02-2009, 01:19
my boyfriend does it every morning just because he likes it. and he can smoke anywhere cuz it's just him and i

LMAO very true... i would be the cleanest cleanie ever <3 Good thing the only person I live with is a raging pot head just like me... we tend to shower MUCH less than we smoke ;)

you are correct, more often then not he doesn't even shower, just lets it run hot water for the steam haha

IGNVS
09-02-2009, 01:54
I would have gotten caught for sure if I did this when I lived with my parents. They would have been like "Hey why does the bathroom smell like fucking weed?"

hahahahahahhAHAHAHAHA AAAHHAHAHAHAHA A ROGER YOUR THE SHIT MAN HhHAHAHAHHAHA

SO tru so tru hahahahah

its like.. thread.. DONE.

shit man im still laughin

stonedandrolling89
09-02-2009, 03:40
^Fucking lulz.

Roger pretty much shut this one down...I don't think we'll see a reply that will rival that one.

papasomni
09-02-2009, 04:31
I use incense and they seem to cover even the strongest smells. So tell your parents your going to start 'meditating' or using them to 'help you relax', light one of them up and have fun.

yeah when I was a young lad I told my dad that I was going to use incense to help me meditate. he called me a long haired hippy freak commie pinko fag and told me to get the fuck out of his house.

k-opioid
09-02-2009, 04:37
I love doing this, a nighttime ritual during the summer.
The steam opens up my lungs, and then the soap and shampoo cover up the weed smell! Just get VERY fragrant soap and shampoo. Or better yet take a bubble bath!

deaf eye
09-02-2009, 06:23
dummer in the city

Swift Serenity
09-02-2009, 08:17
done this alot, i actually like the atmosphere too of total privacy. nice and relaxing with steam everywhere

Mind-Melt
09-02-2009, 09:09
I just smoke downstairs in my house. The room has no windows unfortunately, but no one cares about the smell.

Gormur
09-02-2009, 09:31
No need at the pad, but i do that in hotels. it doesn't really get rid of the smell..nothing really does when it's dank.

Pheebz
09-02-2009, 12:46
yeah, do it all the time

tribalDJ
09-02-2009, 20:20
You can buy a big fan for $20 to sit in the window, the room wont smell at all. I think the vent fan in the shower wouldn't work as well, plus all the dust and shit inside the ducts would soak in the smell. A cold beer in the shower is the best thing ever!

papasomni
10-02-2009, 04:00
A cold beer in the shower is the best thing ever!

I'm definatley gonna try that :)

papasomni
10-02-2009, 04:06
Hey, its just a suggestion. But yeah, my parents know i smoke weed in their house and we compromised, they dont like the smell, so in respect to them, i burn and incense. And i do have pretty long hair and have been called a 'commie hippie' before. So i guess your dads description was pretty normal. ;)

yeah, that was in 1968 or 69 I was in Jr high and the buddist movement was just getting started in the states My old man was career military and anything that had to do with incense or meditation or any of that "hippie bullshit" really go his anger up. I'm glad to see that people, like your parents, are more understanding and broad minded. It sure makes life easier.

thujone
10-02-2009, 04:20
i tried blazing in the shower once when i was really tweaked and the flint got wet D'OH

GuiltySpark
10-02-2009, 06:17
I thought I was the only one that did this

I blow my smoke out a window, my bathroom is set up perfectly for it.

Korn3x
10-02-2009, 08:45
i used to smoke in my shower all the time. i'd crack the window open and blow the smoke out of there (we had an alarm system, but i figured out how to deactivate it on my window), and then i'd run the shower all the way on hot and flush out the smoke. although one time my sister caught me but i told her it was cigar smoke lol

jmaaan
27-02-2009, 07:00
Omg this works sooo good. Man, this morning before school it was waaay too fucking cold and early to go outside to toke. So I turned on the shower and opened the window, and of course turned on the fan. Oh yea and do not forget about closing the vent in that bathroom. Anyways was my first time smoking in the shower, and usually a shower kills my high so I smoked a little more than I usually do. This time, for some reason the shower did nothing to my high and if that made me even more high. Oh yea, I put towels under the door too so my house didn't smell like chronic haha. Anyways It was amaaazing I just toked and blew hits out of the window. I came back in like 10 minutes after I smoked too and it smelled completely normal no weed scent whatsoever. My mom was home the whole time, if you have a window in your shower you are set. Man, still suprised how great this worked:) Definitely wake n' baking tomorrow morning.

77continentalmkV
27-02-2009, 08:24
smoking in the shower is wonderful. either smoking in the shower or turning the shower on and smoking while it steams up and then getting in..it's all good.

77continentalmkV
27-02-2009, 08:26
I've yet to smoke in the shower in my dorm at school, though. It's on my list of things to do, but would have to be crazy late (like 4-5AM) so as not to get caught.

mellowfellow420
28-02-2009, 02:22
I've got some methods that have proven to work for me over the years at my parents house...

1.) In my room late night i would just open the window, turn on the fan, put a towel under the door and rip like no other, even a small blunt once(would think it stunk up the room but naw)...After you are done rippin you keep the window and fan on and spray alot of any kind of perfumated stuff ie, axe or fabreeze on the curtains...over the span of the night the fan blows through the curtains and the room just goes back to smelling completely normal by morning time...

Sometimes i would get lazy and not do this and i would smell the weedness in the morning...Like if i didn't blow out the window and just layed in bed rippin or if i didn't let the window down overnight...But if you follow ^^ its pretty much down to a science..just leave fan on and window down for the night, and spraying curtains helps too cuz you cant smell the spray after a while it just kinda nutrilizes shit..

2.) I just go in my basement bathroom and rip a J...with towel under door...then i just leave the fan on overnight...never even a slight smell in the morning..and i don't use and kind of spray..

or you could make one of those ghetto lightbulb vapes or get a real vape but i still think they reek weed...




Kinda weird how some parents don't care bout weed...I think those were the parents that were gettin high up till they had kids or something...They just experienced it more and are more liberal minded bout shit like that...Can't say that for my rents but i've caused em alotta trouble with more than just weed for my age so idk...neways...

smoke weed errday.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91wki_jQf0 - all i do is smoke weed...if you havent seen this shit you be livin under a rock

SHUUUUPP!!!

double ewe
28-02-2009, 02:44
+1 to roger.

exactly how i was smoking when i got caught in college.

people just think they've found a stank-free way of smoking because they live with people who don't know or don't care that it wreaks of weed.

therapture
28-02-2009, 03:27
It works. Why? smoke is nothing but particulates, i.e., small SOLID particles. Steam, i.e. high humidity, which is very small water drops, traps/suspends these solids. When in the water droplet, the smell is not as noticeable, and the vent draws the water/smoke particles out and away.

A very good method for smoking inside "no smoking" hotel rooms by the way...:)

fatcat420
02-03-2009, 04:02
Hey, its just a suggestion. But yeah, my parents know i smoke weed in their house and we compromised, they dont like the smell, so in respect to them, i burn and incense. And i do have pretty long hair and have been called a 'commie hippie' before. So i guess your dads description was pretty normal. ;)

lol u are kinda a hipppie.
but i smoke in my shower a couple times after readin this thread an it really does work i do it all the time now

Drotacular
02-03-2009, 17:30
so heres my setup. bathroom with small amount of use except by me (my rooms in the basement and this is the bathroom attached to my room. no windows :( but there is a fan that goes straight outside and i have a sauna right next to the shower. yes a sauna. how should i go about smoking in here at night if i dont want my parents to notice? of course have the fan on and such but should i start steaming up the room before or after i toke? and how long should i leave the fan on if theres no window ect? wouldnt have to worry about my mom smelling it in the morning because i cold just take another shower and hopefully that would destroy the small remaining amount of bud smell? HELP PLEASE i wanna get to this asap but really not tryin to get caught right now

S.S.D.D.
03-03-2009, 01:56
i have a friend that hit the bowl in the shower and wont be doin it again any time soon.

Apparently the steam shattered his bowl, and the glass covered the shower floor. A peice of glass stuck into the major artery in his foot, the dorsalis pedis. now it would have to take awhile for you to die by bleeding out the foot, but my friend still bled to the point of passing out in the shower and laying in the rest of the glass on the shower floor.

so be careful

jamaica0535
03-03-2009, 02:29
yea i have done it before.... for added effect you could use a sploof...

and in the bathroom you need no real other excuse for spraying large amounts of air freshener.... if they ask then just say "took a monster shit"....

Oh and before you try this, shut your bathroom door and put a lighter to the crack at the underside of the door. if the flame is blowing towards the bathroom you have negative air pressure. Smoke should be pulled out through the vent instead of going out of the door....

It helps to know where the vent is pulling the air to, wherever it is going is probably going to smell like pot, in my case that is the attic which is generally fine but i have heard of it going into other rooms by some people....

Drotacular
03-03-2009, 16:11
ya the lighter thing is a good idea dont want fucking smoke all over the house

crazyhairman
03-03-2009, 21:35
ok i usually take an actual shower for 5 - 10 mins get out dry off and by then its all steamed up in there, only then do i turn on the fan on and leave the water on of corse . then i have a boll already loaded and smoke then allow for at least 15 20 mins of the water running on super hot to flush any remaning smell its relly easy and its the last thing they expect the only time i came close to messing it up was wen i ran out of hot water thus no steam and one time i forgot to flush my ashes both times i got luky now i alwas keep the temp hot enuff

the point is covert smoking i dont ever smoke my bathroom out accept one time wen it was too cold and windy outside. dont try to smoke a joint its hard to the first few times u do it just take a few hits untill u get it down if you do it right there should be no smell at all by the end of ur shower --30 mins for me im in there till there aint no more hot water----

it works cause the smoke get trapped in the steam and the steam get sucked out though the fan yayy!!! learned it out of desperation wile i was grounded sum years back:)

vectra
03-03-2009, 22:04
fuck smoking in the shower ild much rather smoke out of my bedroom window or out in the back garden. if its impossible to smoke in the house go for a drive in your car or get on your bike if you dont drive or even go for a walk on your legs

Thanatos
03-03-2009, 22:19
Chiefing in the shower is amazing. All you've gotta do is plug the crack in the door, turn the fan on, and if your super worried you should maybe invest in some dupe tube technology ;)
It such a relaxing experience to load a few bowls before your day begins. The hot water and steam feels so cleansing and refreshing. The shower smoke has always been one of my favorites.

TheDwnwrdSpirl
03-03-2009, 22:49
I had a friend who used to do this and though it worked for the most part, occasionaly there was still a slight smoke smell (not weed, or cig, or fire, just smoke). He had to end up telling his aunt he wasnt thinking and smoked a cig in the shower.

Jibult
03-03-2009, 22:53
i have a friend that hit the bowl in the shower and wont be doin it again any time soon.

Apparently the steam shattered his bowl, and the glass covered the shower floor. A peice of glass stuck into the major artery in his foot, the dorsalis pedis. now it would have to take awhile for you to die by bleeding out the foot, but my friend still bled to the point of passing out in the shower and laying in the rest of the glass on the shower floor.

so be careful

8o

my fucking god.

that's a pot-smoking horror story if i've ever heard one.

jamaica0535
03-03-2009, 23:46
i tried blazing in the shower once when i was really tweaked and the flint got wet D'OH

electric ignition lighter?

possible solution there as long as it doesn't get so soaked as to not make an arc...

chucky1432
04-03-2009, 02:15
You can buy a big fan for $20 to sit in the window, the room wont smell at all. I think the vent fan in the shower wouldn't work as well, plus all the dust and shit inside the ducts would soak in the smell. A cold beer in the shower is the best thing ever!

I used this strategy in college, put my big ass fan in the window, got an empty toilet paper holder (stuffed it full of dryer sheets), and smoked mad ridiculous bong sessions without a problem all year long. You couldn't even smell it at all.

The only weird thing was when I would do this in the middle of the winter in New Jersey with snow on the ground, but nobody ever said anything, but like duhhh, it's fucking freezing outside and there is a big ass fan in the window....:p

khsnoopy
04-03-2009, 23:48
never smoked in the shower but have in the bathroom before

TendrilZ
05-03-2009, 02:19
Used to do this all the time on campus housing, was always interesting :)

diddymal
05-03-2009, 05:12
Never smoked in the shower, but I've smoked and them immediately had a shower.

Feels good man.