youarewhatyouis
Bluelighter
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- Jul 3, 2005
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Okay, so here's the scenario:
You're a DJ in the middle of your set...... You're playing to the "in-crowd" at a club in South Beach. It's 1 AM, and the place is packed with supermodels and dudes named Klaus. No one has less than 500 dollars in their pocket. These are the beautiful people.
The owner of the club has screwed you over again, and isn't paying you what he said he was going to pay you, so you decide to get your sweet sweet revenge.
So you search inside your crate for the cheesiest records you can find. Something so bad, that it will leave everyone on the dance floor begging for your mercy and forgiveness. And then it hits you... the perfect song- http://www.myspace.com/ccmusiccompanyyeah
Now everyone in the club has a sour look on their face. That record was so horrible, it made the whole club sober up in 5 seconds flat. You hear them talking amongst themselves.
"Did he do that as a joke?"
"Is he drunk?"
No one knows what the hell to think. If you had a chance of getting laid tonight, the odds are now zero after you dropped that bombshell.
And then, you hit them with this- http://www.myspace.com/68461151. Mass confusion and panic sets in, as Culture Beat's "Mr. Vain" starts to play. The club owner is having a heart attack. People in the bathroom actually stop in the middle of their fat lines of blow to just stare at each other.
So lets hear it, what are some songs that would instantly make you uncool if you played them. The cheesiest of the cheesiest, the cream of the crop of bad techno......?
You're a DJ in the middle of your set...... You're playing to the "in-crowd" at a club in South Beach. It's 1 AM, and the place is packed with supermodels and dudes named Klaus. No one has less than 500 dollars in their pocket. These are the beautiful people.
The owner of the club has screwed you over again, and isn't paying you what he said he was going to pay you, so you decide to get your sweet sweet revenge.
So you search inside your crate for the cheesiest records you can find. Something so bad, that it will leave everyone on the dance floor begging for your mercy and forgiveness. And then it hits you... the perfect song- http://www.myspace.com/ccmusiccompanyyeah
Now everyone in the club has a sour look on their face. That record was so horrible, it made the whole club sober up in 5 seconds flat. You hear them talking amongst themselves.
"Did he do that as a joke?"
"Is he drunk?"
No one knows what the hell to think. If you had a chance of getting laid tonight, the odds are now zero after you dropped that bombshell.
And then, you hit them with this- http://www.myspace.com/68461151. Mass confusion and panic sets in, as Culture Beat's "Mr. Vain" starts to play. The club owner is having a heart attack. People in the bathroom actually stop in the middle of their fat lines of blow to just stare at each other.
So lets hear it, what are some songs that would instantly make you uncool if you played them. The cheesiest of the cheesiest, the cream of the crop of bad techno......?
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