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Film: Hellbent; the first Gay-Slasher Flick!

physix

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So, I've been hearing about HELLBENT, the first and only gay horror/slasher fic. Now, keep in mind, I know perfectly well that there are kinda gay slasher movies... and certainly, there's the cliche of the lesbian killer or gay killer or ambiguous killer with 3-beer-queer issues... but this is an honest-to-gosh gay slasher fic with real gay characters.

I've always wanted that. I've always wondered what a gay Halloween would have been like... or even a gay American Pie... or a gay Scarface.

Well... now we know... kinda...

And the main characters aren't all just carbon copies of each other, they have amazing depth for a slasher fic. There's four main friends, and, surprisingly, their friendship is touching. Seriously. It's almost heartbreaking. And that's how well-written this flick is. You actually worry about them, alittle. I mean, you know... for a movie and all.

I had heard about Hellbent awhile ago, but the screen-shots used were all smiley shots, so I naturally thought it was a kind of parody on the thrasher model. 2 weeks ago, I found out that a good part of the HALLOWEEN/NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET production team actually made it... colour me piqued!

Of course, I couldn't wait for the DVD release (the wait for ANOTHER GAY MOVIE has been excruciating), so I downloaded the torrent. I'm glad I did and as soon as the DVD is released, I'll be buying it. :)Note to Film/Music Execs: See? DLing only affects CRAP movies and music, not the good, fun shit!)

The basic jist of the movie? Well, imagine Friday the 13th... but in the Castro during a huge Halloween street fair and a bevy of seriously beautiful boys. Even the nerdy blonde is loveable.

It's well-shot, well-written, well-acted, well-everything. The effects are nigh-perfect and the sound isn't forced or ADR'd incorrectly (ala THE CRAPENANT, er I mean, THE COVENANT). The lead is kind of annoying in his (s)mothering of his friends. Sometimes they spend too much time doing the wink-wink nudge-nudge with the 'look how we use the slasher cliche but with gay boys' thing, but other than that, it's a solid offering. Another cool thing about the movie is that none of the male leads are gay (at least publicly, unless I've missed something), yet the make-out scenes are not stiff and they don't look like they simply do not want to be there (hello, Jake and Heath). They are believably, 21st-century-ly gay. Ooops, I forgot, one of the characters is bisexual and I think the other likes to fuck trannies. But still, they seem 3D and real; Hank Harris' freak-out in the bathroom scene is very well done.

Just like all flicks of this genre, the ending is rather... whatever. Not bad, just... whatever. But, I actually expect that; the set-up and middle execution of slasher movies are usually always the best part. I'd rather have these characters in a regular series dealing with their relationship/friendship. But still, it doesn't take away from the other splendid parts of the movie.

Now, I'm really excited about Another Gay Movie. I've heard positive reviews and, if the current crop of 'use-the-Hollywood-standard-to-fuck-with-the-Hollywood-standard' is anything to go by, Queer Cinema is finally making some shit that fags have needed to make and see for a long time. Ku-fuckin-Dos, queens!

Oh, in the meantime, here's the previews from both HELLBENT and ANOTHER GAY MOVIE. Enjoy!

So, all-on-all, I definitely recommend this flick, even if you're tired of the slasher model. And, no worries, it's not as graphic as QAF at all.
 
it's not porn but many a boy shall be masturbating to it. :)

heheh Gay Scarface. "Say hello to my little friend"
 
i know...! and i had to jerk it to PORKY'S when i was a kid.


:best cockshots evar:
 
haha, i will definitely catch this.

too bad not as graphic as QAF though, that is the best part of that series :D
 
physix said:
i know...! and i had to jerk it to PORKY'S when i was a kid.


:best cockshots evar:

lol. uh... i did that too, only to the sex scene. Its weird why i know im gay. anyone getting it on kinda use to incite a tent pitching experience
 
liquidphil1 said:
lol. uh... i did that too, only to the sex scene. Its weird why i know im gay. anyone getting it on kinda use to incite a tent pitching experience

hahahah.

i think all gay boys (and probably girls) were like that... i mean, i'd simply replace the girl with myself and just imagine...



(i'm surprised i'm not a trannie, actually)

i think the other jerkFest movie from that era for me was PRIVATE RESORT, the second movie Johnny Depp did with Rob Marrow. It put in my mind my two 'types': skinny twinks or beefy jocks. mmmmmmh... plus, the music playign during all the hotel-chase-scene-cum-romps was cool.

;)
 
physix said:
hahahah.

i think all gay boys (and probably girls) were like that... i mean, i'd simply replace the girl with myself and just imagine...



(i'm surprised i'm not a trannie, actually)

i think the other jerkFest movie from that era for me was PRIVATE RESORT, the second movie Johnny Depp did with Rob Marrow. It put in my mind my two 'types': skinny twinks or beefy jocks. mmmmmmh... plus, the music playign during all the hotel-chase-scene-cum-romps was cool.

;)

Its weird i didnt sexually image myself in those situations until i was much older like god perhaps 21 or so. anywho. go meatballs. hotness
 
No, my gain. If I wanted to see a bunch of flamers getting sliced and diced i'd go to Texas.
 
hey psychetool, notice that big rainbow flashing word "GAY " in the title?? so did i.

don't post here if you don't like it.
 
I'm allowed to voice whatever oppinion I damn well please. I didn't even diss the movie, I just said i'd pass. You arn't the bluelight police, so get off my dick.

p.s. LOL to the gay scarface
 
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this is the second time though you have knocked a movie and only given your reason as due to its' gay material. i don't normally knock an opinion, but yours is obviously because of your homophobia, and that is something i never STFU about when confronted about.

opinions always matter, but seeing this is a film discussion forum, those that are unworthy can be expected to be confronted.

ok, sorry to derail. if you want to discuss it further we can do it PM
 
I like Nip/Tuck and thats pretty gay. I don't have anything against gay people, but I don't go out and rent movies to study ultra effeminate gays behavior either. I think all that talking with a lisp 'girlfriiiend' stuff is kind of silly, but thats not a defining part of being 'gay' imo thats just some stereotypical behavior that kind of annoys me. I don't like it when poeple use tons of lame slang either. Big deal. I doubt gay people go out looking for 'straight movies' so watch whatever floats your boat. My thoughts on the movie shouldn't effect anyone elses enjoyment, so wheres the harm ? Put together a lesbian slasher flick, then you might have my interest.
 
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