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Film: Crank

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    Votes: 6 21.4%

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    Votes: 2 7.1%

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    Votes: 4 14.3%

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    Votes: 9 32.1%

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    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • Total voters
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digitalanarchist

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i just saw crank last night and it was one of the best movies i've seen in theatres in a long time. very entertaining. if anyone else has seen it i have one question. what was that shit that that jamaican/haitian cab driver gave him, that "hardcore chit from de jungal mon"?
 
yup dude crank is very entertaining,i am curious too what that haitian driver gave him. also i think there was a sceen on the movie when he need to take ephedrine ryt?
 
This is the worst low budget crap I've seen this year. With the worst possible soundtrack. One star.
 
It's a shame Statham is never offered roles of substance in mainstream film. I saw this recently, glad I didn't pay for it.

Calling Epinephrine a synthetic adrenaline was funny. Adrenaline and epinephrine are the same thing, it just depends on whether it's latin or greek root's you are using. The premise is ridiculous and I wanted to slap Amy Smart's character in the face out of frustration with her ditzy persona. Some of the sight gags were funny (the police sketch or his "excited state") but much of the film felt forced.
 
They mentioned Ephedrine, but he asked for epinephrine at the hospital.
 
i left 15 minutes into it, and this is coming from a girl who had a wet dream about jason statham. granted, after we made out in his bedroom, he went into his kitchen naked, except for a purple super hero plastic super man glove, but still... i love him.

and i was really disappointed and bored to the point that i left very early. can't honestly say if it got much better though, but what i saw was really bad.
 
i gave this movie 2/5 stars. i was not particualarly impressed by it at all. it seemd that everything was going on fast(which was kinda the point) but i dont think the performance was good at all. it was entirely unbelievable IMO
 
This film is absolute fucking cack. Jason Statham needs to be banned from making movies.
 
I thought it was a really entertaining movie. Some cool visual effects and nice action sequences. Nothing at all groundbreaking, characters were lame and stereotypical of action movies.
 
The film was alright, not the best but it was a good enough watch when I was bored.

I think it did have a half decent story to it and was quite fast paced.
 
i prefer my popcorn flicks with more substance. i mean cmon... with the volume of flicks coming out nowadays you gotta up your game
 
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