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Kandy K
01-06-2005, 13:47
I first heard about plugging in my early teens, when my old dealer told me that some of her more hardcore clients would stick straight up shards up their bum to get a more intense high. I didn’t know whether to think it was a joke; surely she must have been fucking around with me, or the poor girl was crazy. Being of 15 years old and just having bought my first vibrator that year, I was still not open to the concept of anything besides fecal matter being present in my anus.

At age 17, when I began attending rehabilitation meetings, I met a 40 year old WHITE GUY that claimed that not only could he control his ass muscles so well that he taught himself to smoke crack out of asshole, but that it was significantly more intense than smoking it orally. However, I dismissed his comments as worthless trite when he showed up to the next meeting with a red bandana reciting Tupac lyrics. When asked about the reason for this sudden change in his (ab)normal behavior, he responded with, “Cause both black and white is smokin’ ass-crack tonight..." Upon hearing such disgraceful slang at such a ripe young age, that was the turning point in my life where I swore to myself, “I will never stick a drug in my ass.”

Another two years passed, and I was 19 years old when a black homosexual man informed me that “Plugging is the next best thing to IV,” followed by “I know you’d like it girl, cause you’re SO fetch!” I don’t know what it was that made me believe the words of that lost lamb. Maybe it was the fact that he was a gay black tweaker. Maybe it was the fact that he resembled Dave Chapelle (who also coined one of my favorite phrases, "I Smoke Rocks"). Maybe it was the fact that he had incorporated Mean Girls’ slang into a part of his everyday life. Whatever it was, something inside of me (which I’m guessing was my sphincter) wanted to try it out. So after doing much research on this topic, I came to find that virtually any water soluble substance could be absorbed through the colon.

I had just bought twenty-five ecstasy pills that week and was discussing getting high through the back door route. My main worry was NOT whether it would be safe for me to do, but rather, the effectiveness of plugging. My worst fear would be that my bum would not absorb it and I would end up wasting an entire green Toyota, and I’d be forced to resort sticking my finger in to surf my butthole till I could fish it out. You see, I am a devout believer in the “PLUR” denomination, thus wasting a green Toyota would have been committing sacrilege…and if I’m considered a heathen amongst candy kids then I will be portrayed as a FOOL! A reject amongst rejects! Besides, my parents would disown me.

I’ve decided that I should first surprise my butt with a pop quiz: By using an Excedrin tablet first so that I would not waste an ecstasy pill in case it was not effective. Using lotion as lubrication (oil-based lubes will not be absorbed into the bloodstream, so that would lose a good portion of desired high), I stuck the entire Excedrin pill up there. Having never experienced anal penetration in my life, the stretch stung just a little, but no more than a big shit would. Of course, I didn’t have a headache at the time of this occurrence, and because Excedrin is not a recreational drug, there was only one way to tell whether my butt had digested its first pill: By digging for it myself.

I read from personal reports that effectiveness would take place around 10-15 minutes, so I went gold-digging half an hour later just to be on the safe side. What I didn’t know was that Excedrin has a very thick gel coating that takes a ridiculously long time to dissolve and be broken down, so my initial reaction post finger bang was something along the lines of, “Damn, that’s some anal leakage!” I was afraid to stick my finger back into “the abyss” till the next morning, and lo and behold, the magician had made the rabbit disappear!

Putting two and two together, I figured ecstasy would work just as much, so I stationed one green Toyota near my colon to commence “Operation Kaptain K: Bury the Treasure.” I was talking to a friend when the pill hit exactly 15 minutes later…and let me tell you, plugging 1 E pill is equivalent to eating 3 orally. I realized it hit when without thinking I blurted out with something along the lines of, “My asshole is a diamond that emits a faint scent of ambrosia, like a candle in the wind… Now that’s what I call suction, cause I’m a fucking fairy!” If that isn’t empirical evidence I’m rolling balls I don’t know what is.

When asked to analyze my first plugging experience by aforementioned friend, my immediate responses were, “I’M NEVER GOING TO EAT PILLS AGAIN!!!” and, “Once you bootybump, you open a door that can’t be shut, and that door just happens to be your back door.” I even took it as far as: “Sticking e up my ass is the smartest thing I've ever done.”

And it’s true…I have raised a monster. Sticking drugs in my a-hole, which was once an “exit only” road mind you, has opened my mind to the possibility of other adventures of grandeur. Since then, I have bootybumped every pill I have acquired (with exception of benzo’s), along with ketamine, opioids, crystal meth, cocaine, alcohol, and heroin (talk about giving new meaning to Prep H). I even tried bootybumping DXM cough syrup one time…as Crys-Tina Aguilera had once advised: “I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta plug me the right way.”

My favorite method is by mixing the solution with water first and then drawing it up with 2-3cc’s of water in a syringe (sans needle), as it takes only 5-10 minutes since the colon does not have to break it down. Sometimes, when I can feel the plunger going in my ass, I get aroused. Funny thing is, this only occurs with a hypodermic, as that is the only act of ass-play that I will accept as tolerable. God. I’m such a bootybumping junkie.

One time, when I foolishly used my ass as a vessel for contraband, the end result was that my bum had basically become the Dr. Jekyll version of me. For, not only did it get so “butt hungry” that it had ripped open the gram bag, it also ate the entire inside contents, twacking me out to epidemic proportions. Not only that, my parental guardian/unit brought me to the dentist that day, and I can safely conclude that that was the worst tweaking experience of my life. When they used the metal tool to clean my teeth, it was ALL over. The dentist knew I was wired.

Therefore, be warned about the potential dangers of the bootybump… The "DARK SIDE” of drug abuse! Ever since the star of my anus has collapsed and turned into a gaping black hole, it’s as if it has a life of its own. Whenever my lungs fail to function (AKA I smoke so much chemical I forget to take breaths in between and my lungs get meth freeze), I end up having to breathe through my colon, I begin fiending and shoot my daily coffee, OJ, milk, and other breakfast bits in there.

I've taken bootybumping to such an extreme, my friends have used the slang "Going through a K-hole" for taking shit. Already I have been nicknamed “Mistress K—Master of the Bootybump” and have received quotes of admiration such as, “I’m going to wait to bootybump till the Electric Daisy Carnival rave, so that I can tell people the MISTRESS was there my first time.”

Junkies ain’t got shit on me! I’m corrupting the youth of America. But hey, you learn, cause with experience comes wisdom; in fact, I have had three revelations within the past week about plugging. The first and foremost being that one can actually bootybump a LOT (think 100+mL) of water before it starts dripping out of your asshole. The second is that pushing the syringe in all the way is not necessary; merely sticking the tip in will suffice. The third is that some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck.

Why hard liquor you ask? You see, to spare myself the pain of having to drink the liquor that is, in essence, the choice for alcohol hicks, I mixed a little over a shot with 0.3g’s of crystal death to bootybump. I basically raped my poop canal and ignored its repetitious cries of, “NO! NOT JIM BEAM!!!” and for what? All for the sake of being “spunk (spun drunk) in the trunk”—or so they call it at the gay bar. So in my drunken stupor I staggered around screaming oafishly, “I JUST BOOTYBUMPED JIM BEAM! MY MOM IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND I AM A HERMAPHRODITE! TOUCH ME!!!”

So kids, be responsible with plugging. Never share syringes with anybody, or one day you may be lying on your death bed taking your last breath of air, regretting you had ever started the dope game in the first place. Or you can be like me, and wish you had started the Art of Anal Administration sooner. Waiting till age 19 to start plugging is a burden I will have to carry with me until the day I steal Dignity from a Puerto Rican faux-ghetto tranny princess and he strangles me to death with his “abortion only” coat hanger. At least I rocked out with my cock out.

altrez2004
01-06-2005, 17:58
Great report. I enjoyed reading it. Tho I would like to say one thing.. GET SOME SLEEP GIRL!

Much Love

-Altrez

yucatanboy
01-06-2005, 20:48
LOL, that is a damn entertaining report. The first rave i went to i met a bunch of kids that plugged two MDA pills... man they were totally whacked out and fun to hang out with.

Cat Again
01-06-2005, 21:42
yeh, plugging is great. Iv only plugged 2c-d so far but i wouldnt mind doing it with other drugs aswell just to save some money.

BTW Kandy K, your posts are always a pleasure to read.

Kandy K
01-06-2005, 21:56
Awwww, thanks all you guys. >D

Psilo707
01-06-2005, 22:32
Damn, you're a really good writer, keep doing it.

I still haven't plugged - not sure if I will... really not sure...

Nice report!

Tanuki_23
01-06-2005, 22:42
Its not too often that Ill read something that'll make me laugh outloud. Tom Robbins, Charles Bukowski, Vice Magazine, and this trip report, thats about it. Humor is so underrated, but that has to be the most attractive quality you have.

ToxicFerret
02-06-2005, 02:34
That's a fuckin hilarious report.

I'm curious, you say you've plugged (or bootybumped I should say) opiates. Have you ever bootybumped vicodin? I'm not able to get oxy cause my contacts suck and I want to get more out oc the pills themselves since my tolerance is going up, so it looks like I'm gonna try that. I'm just curious if it feels any obviously stronger than orally.

Kandy K
02-06-2005, 02:48
Yes. I bootybumped 4 vicoden in an hour and did not feel anything. Vicoden has too much APAP in it, so you won't feel it, UNLESS you do a cold water extraction.

Bradshaw2727
02-06-2005, 23:58
^You don't have to do a cwe on vicodin to bootybump it...just use about 10ml of water per 4-5 pills and it should work fine :) Also...this is a fucking awesome trip report..I am a firm believer that atleast half of your posts should go down in the best of bluelight, Kandy. Keep on posting you butt junkie! DRUG PLUGGERS UNITE!!!

Kandy K
03-06-2005, 07:21
lmao i <3 u 2

LinZ-E
10-06-2005, 22:13
i would have thought "spunk in the trunk" would have a different meaning at a gay bar than being spun and drunk via the hiney.

Kandy K
10-06-2005, 22:20
Yeah, you'd think bootybump has a different meaning at the gay bar too 8(

Skyline_GTR
10-06-2005, 22:35
Great report Kandy K! I really enjoyed reading it =D :)

psychonaut65
11-06-2005, 00:04
nice report! might have to try this although i have always been put off by the whole concept. Have you tried milk of magnesisa method for making the roll stronger??? if u have how would you compare it with this method of administration.
some nice reading there.

Kandy K
11-06-2005, 05:04
what is milk of magnesium and how's it different from regular magnesium pills?

psychonaut65
11-06-2005, 16:46
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106828&highlight=milk+of+magnesia

Its using antacids in order to metabolise alot of more of the chemical, from what i have heard it makes a fucking strong roll. It differs to magnesium in that i think magnesium is to make you gurn/chomp alot less.

Kandy K
11-06-2005, 19:03
First of all, what IS milk of magnesium? I've only seen magnesium pills. And if this is a liquid solution, what if I were to mix the pills in with this, and then bootybump it? Would it work rectally, or only digested?

Jamshyd
12-06-2005, 00:04
I love you!! :D

And to think... I'm gay.

Hahaha.

GREAT report. Made me laugh out loud. I am one of the few people on this forum who think that rectal administration (or bootybumping... lol cute term) is the best thing since sliced bread. (Or I.V.). In fact, I never IM drugs, since I can simply inject them down there and it is just as effective for most drugs.

And yes, rectal alcohol = BIG NONO.

:D

fastandbulbous
16-06-2005, 21:47
Kandy K:

Have you tried it with GBL (or a solution of GHB), well diluted with water (or else it's going to sting like alcohol). It comes on so fast it'll make your head swim. A couple of times I've found myself asleep and just starting to fall over because I squirted a couple of ml of GBL up there a few minutes previously (god you wake up fast when that happens).

It's a good way to stretch out a meagre supply of drugs (esp RC's these days), only problem is that some of them come on so fuckin' quickly by that route that it can get uncomfortable (not physically! more of a 'what the fuck is happening' as things change so quickly) for the first 20 mins or so. You can actually use fat soluble drugs such as benzos or THC, it's just that you have to get them into solution in the fat/lipid components of an emulsion first; the best one for most purposes is semi-skimmed or whole fat milk (if you're a heath freak with only fully skimmed milk, that's no good)


I begin fiending and shoot my daily coffee, OJ, milk, and other breakfast bits in there.

I hope the milk has had time to soften the cornflakes first!

Kandy K
17-06-2005, 03:25
lmao

Unfortunately, I've been looking for GHB/GBL as I know it lowers meth tolerance, but it is so hard finding it around these areas! Do you still use the same amount of GHB or GBL, because it's diluted?

I thought that with benzo's, you have to mix them in with around 10mL of milk....this sounds like a lot of water to me. heheheh. I usually use nothing more than 2mL. Do you find that it works better with more or less liquid? Or does it depend on the drug? Because sometimes with meth I'll get a better bootybump from 1mL, and sometimes I'll get a better one from 3mL... I always give myself an enema beforehand, so why is this?

mariacallas
20-06-2005, 16:00
I love this report lool.....imma definitely gone try bootybumping in teh future! PS. kandy k, i have something for you to read, by one of my favorite authors ever . If my Asshole Could Talk by William burroughs ;) rolf

e5th3r
20-06-2005, 20:44
damn. sounds like fun!!!

Splatt
01-07-2005, 12:19
ROFL! Classic report!
Laughed all the way through it. :)

Seriously, this kind of makes me want to try booty bumping a pill. Fuck, I hope none of my mates read this reply ;-)

Pharmie_Pharmer420
02-07-2005, 01:23
This is definatly a great report -- ^^This too makes me want to booty bump a pill.

skylined
02-07-2005, 12:14
So if I plugged 2 beans, would it be as strong as crushing up the 2 and parachuting them? I don't see how it could since you absorb the x so much faster when it is crushed up.

Kandy K
02-07-2005, 15:59
that only affects how fast teh onset is. the first 20 mins will be different but after that its all smooth sailing. I usually plug an entire pill if im at a club or rave and well, powder and shits too much work

TAPPER
02-07-2005, 19:10
great report

rhtips1
06-07-2005, 16:45
*Bows down to the Mistress*
You are a god. You tell things like they are, don't care what people think, you know who you are and what you wanna do....Some people may call it stupid (as far as your drug usage), but Kandy K, I call you God...

Dino_as
06-07-2005, 17:08
Top stuff Kandy K. Made me laugh.

So when's your book coming out? :)

101
06-07-2005, 20:18
hey kandy K how was plugging K?? I've plugged a lot of drugs but the only time I had a chance to do K it was around people so I had to snort it. I might be getting some in the future and was wondering if you could elaborate on it?? Thanks K

Kandy K
07-07-2005, 10:04
Originally posted by 101
hey kandy K how was plugging K?? I've plugged a lot of drugs but the only time I had a chance to do K it was around people so I had to snort it. I might be getting some in the future and was wondering if you could elaborate on it?? Thanks K

I have plugged K twice, and the first time I plugged too much after a heavy night of partying and just ended up passing out. The last time I did it, I ended up pouring a little water in my baggie and getting the rest of the resin out and using that. It didn't get me super high, but I did get a buzz off it. Just use a little water--1 or 2mL's

lol thanks for the compliments people

AngelOfXTC20
08-07-2005, 22:27
Whoa thats twisted! I'm feeling very inspired!

KandyK, I think I love you!

Kandy K
08-07-2005, 23:06
>O somebody loves meeee! I love you too!

XiolaBleu
09-07-2005, 03:05
Wow I actually shed a tear from laughing at this. Great writing. Though I still don't think I will ever stick something up my precious behind hole.

crOOk
13-07-2005, 22:56
I'm definitely gonna bootybump those 300mg of MDMA i have left on the voov experience. So what was that about dissolving it in milk?

Fuck, you've got a great way of writing. I didn't actually laugh as most people did, but I hardly ever do when I'm reading something. Definitely some funny shit. Were you on meth when you wrote that?

crOOk

Splatt
14-07-2005, 06:01
Don't plug 300mg at once. That sounds like a total waste. Your bowels might convulse or something and errupt the precious MDMA solution all over the club!

But seriously, Wouldnt 100mg at a time be (more than?) enough?

crOOk
14-07-2005, 06:43
LOL, 300mg at once?! I'm dosing 110mg first, when that kicks in, I might go for another 40.
That would supply two heavy rolls. It's a 3 day event, dude. :D Why do people always think I'm some stupid kid? Is it my nick?

crOOk

rofl227
19-07-2005, 21:31
Good report

globechild
22-07-2005, 19:35
I've always wanted to plug and that report was so straight up and funny at the same time, I think i'm just going to have to do it next time I roll! Thanks:) By the way, how far do you actually have to stuck your finger up "there" to make sure it doesn't fall out?

GreenBarts
25-07-2005, 19:33
this shit is funny as fuck. im depressed as hell and it had me bawling. funny stuff.

lee harvey
16-09-2005, 06:03
Kandy your my soul mate. Yes plugging is a sweet glory, and a special habit that eventually takes over. I mean why snort a bag of smack, when you can make a water-solution out of that one bag, squirt it up your ass with a needless syringe and magically you've got 3 bags! AMAZING! I never went back, until I went IV. I never had any damage down there either. If you haven't tried it, shit, try it, triple your high, it aint no joke.

potato
29-09-2005, 12:34
All of K's trip reports are such a damn good read! Why on earth did the wench get banned?

8ft-Sativa
29-09-2005, 22:51
I reckon who the fuck banned her?

She whrites the best trip reports i have ever read on her.

So you guys arent jokeing about this triple intensity bum hole thing.

I b/b some BZP once, burned like a piece of magnesium, never tried again.

PriestTheyCalledHim
20-11-2007, 08:05
Great writing!

Xorkoth
20-11-2007, 08:39
Ah, Kandy K... talented writer. :\

And yeah, "booty-bumping" is indeed a superior method of ingestion if you can get over the stigma. It's certainly more comfortable than snorting for most things, and in general it seems to reduce the bodyload and dose of things pretty significantly.

Youkai
20-11-2007, 08:59
Ah, Kandy K... talented writer. :\

And yeah, "booty-bumping" is indeed a superior method of ingestion if you can get over the stigma. It's certainly more comfortable than snorting for most things, and in general it seems to reduce the bodyload and dose of things pretty significantly.

plugging is my preferred way of dosing most substances. =D

Xorkoth
20-11-2007, 09:29
Me too 8o

crOOk
20-11-2007, 12:11
Me too 8ome2

tobala
21-11-2007, 08:47
...And yeah, "booty-bumping" is indeed a superior method of ingestion if you can get over the stigma...Stigma?

Who disapproves? Republicans?