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iownyou81
15-01-2005, 00:01
what things are there to do while on meth

nemesis-a
15-01-2005, 00:06
dispensing billowing dragons out of your mouth after large tokage.

finding hilarious ways to hold the GP (glass piece) like my the infamous "reverse harmonica".

look at porn websites for hours on end

smoke cigarettes

talk to random strangers for hours about nothing

debate religion with your parents

put off important obligations

online gaming

marathon sexual intercourse

the list is endless %)

fizzacyst
15-01-2005, 00:13
Clean my house. Please. (seriously)

I've never had meth, though on amphetamine I enevitably end up at the library where I peruse the scientific magazines/journals at warp speed. Then I wander around in the park, preferably after getting stoned.

Ultrapsyber
15-01-2005, 03:18
I *always* manage to do a fantastic job of housework when I'm on meth... I just keep going and going all day until it's done... just keep a bottle of water nearby, make some coffee every so often... and I do everything including washing my floors (I have hard floor in my room)...

Surfing the net and getting random non-important stuff done is good too... like sorting through my mp3s and putting them into new folders or creating lists of what I have... and I always start on making a new website that I never end up finishing nor getting online :P

I like to dust off my decks and get back into mixing when I'm tweakin...

Really there's so much to do... anything can be fun because you're 'doing stuff' and killing time... flicking through old magazines... going through old CDs... going for a walk... cleaning... taking photos of absolutely anything and everything with your digital camera... PC or console games...

Board games... get a bunch of mates and play games like Uno or Pictionary... Pictionary is hillarious when you're on anything... and one time when my friends and I played Uno we had to go on my friends laptop and go online to check the 'official' Uno website for rules because we started to argue about stuff LOL =D

Jamshyd
15-01-2005, 03:21
A good idea would be counting how many hairs you have. Lots of fun, I am sure - even though I never had meth :). That, and the freedom to write the longest paragraph in the world! [/sarcasm]

Ghettotastic_bong
15-01-2005, 03:21
Meth is the perfect drug for cleaning/organizing. You'll feel like being productive and getting something substantial done.

Also, studying on meth is oddly amusing. The material suddenly becomes fasinating

spork
15-01-2005, 03:27
I brush my teeth at least once an hour when I'm on it.

-=ReD-hAzE=-
15-01-2005, 09:43
^^^ You know brushing too often will wear the enamel (sp? I'm stoned...) off your teeth.

PsychedelicPixie
15-01-2005, 10:25
* Clean your house! In the end you will be absolutely AMAZED on how much you got done. lol

* Play an instrument! I always play my friends piano when I'm tweaking an bored. It's kinda scary how quickly I get playing when i'm on meth lol I can't even play but It sounds good to me at least. =D

ummm I can't think of n e more but I have a lot. lol I might post more if I think of them eventually. * weed 8( * lol

Be safe, Have fun! :)

~Pixie :D

PsychedelicPixie
15-01-2005, 10:36
Oh yeah! Writing is really fun but you will find that you just keep writing and writing all day and in the end only like 5% of what you wrote is actually relevent. lol It happens to me all the time when I'm tweakin.

XOCVANDALX
15-01-2005, 11:28
rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.

troublemaker_420
15-01-2005, 13:06
clean your fishtank...my sister in law did that 3 times one evening!!!

CafeContin
15-01-2005, 15:51
-doodle

-start a porn collection

-start an mp3 collection

-start a rock collection

-make jewelry out of those little metal rings from soda cans

-start conversations with random people online (especially people from foreign countries)

-try and crack the coded messages the government distributes through newspapers and other media

-wash all the fruits and vegetables in the house

-iron every article of clothing you own

-fashion a crude kayak out of a log

-^determine if it's seaworthy

-dismantle and reassemble your electronics

passworld
15-01-2005, 16:33
Do something productive or find some busywork that needs to get done!

Bling
15-01-2005, 18:35
If you have to ask what you can do while on meth why are you fucking doing it in the 1st place..

iownyou81
15-01-2005, 19:54
Originally posted by Bling
If you have to ask what you can do while on meth why are you fucking doing it in the 1st place..


i'm fucking doing it cuz i fucking can. and i'm just seeing what other people do on it too.

fizzacyst
15-01-2005, 20:45
Get really tweaked and then make posts asking what do to while tweaked.

incident
15-01-2005, 20:56
Play with guns.

fizzacyst
15-01-2005, 21:06
I was watching the news last night...

There was a story about some methheads/cooks very near where I live. They got busted, and when the cops raided them they found a FUCKING ARSENAL. I mean, like, a room full of guns.. all kinds. Mnay of them had been modded for automatic fire.

There was also enough ammunition to start a war. It was kind of creepy, really.

twominds
15-01-2005, 23:14
Try to stop your heart from beating so fast, talk at reasonable pace and I know it hard let someone else take the floor a speak for a change.

nemesis-a
16-01-2005, 00:26
Originally posted by Ultrapsyber

Board games... get a bunch of mates and play games like Uno or Pictionary...

I definitely agree with this, I have had some of the most epic games of Monopoly on tweak :D

Ninjetic
16-01-2005, 09:48
Try playing warhammer 40k on tweak. I love starting hugebattles with more than 1000 models per team on on tweak. Its the only way I can ever remember all the rules and campaigns for that damn game. Its kinda scary though, last time I was tweaking while playing 40k I ended up using the same ambush style as Napoleon! Vive la caos!!

stropharia
16-01-2005, 14:30
1. Make a 30-page list of all the things you could do on meth.
2. Categorize and alphabetize it (by hand).
3. Develop grandiose scheme to expand it, publish it, and make lots of cash.
4. Start to construct a business plan based around this idea.
5. Come down and realise it was totally pointless.
6. Put list and plan in recycling bin.
7. Go to sleep.

shags2dope78
16-01-2005, 17:59
1. Clean your house.
2. Go out to the mall.
3. Brush your teeth.
4. Go buy more.
5. Online gaming.
6. Drive around.

simplytaylor
17-01-2005, 02:40
Do whatever tickles your fancy, but always be on the lookout for the little tweak monsters. They're everywhere!

KemicalBurn
17-01-2005, 02:49
Avoid the CIA trained ninjas that are hiding under your bed.

Shave.

make an aluminium foil hat for yourself and your pets.

call people at in your phone book at random and let them know that you are onto them and their devious plot to hi-jack your TV.

Find a way to block the subliminal messages coming from your TV.

Arm your self and build a fortification to prepare for the imminent arrival of the aliens.

Jamshyd
17-01-2005, 03:06
Originally posted by stropharia
1. Make a 30-page list of all the things you could do on meth.
2. Categorize and alphabetize it (by hand).
3. Develop grandiose scheme to expand it, publish it, and make lots of cash.
4. Start to construct a business plan based around this idea.
5. Come down and realise it was totally pointless.
6. Put list and plan in recycling bin.
7. Go to sleep.

Good one ;)

Kerrigan
17-01-2005, 03:07
^^^ Make sure to duck when you go past your windows, and to always talk a very quiet whisper because the police have you surrounded and can hear every word!

Smoke loads of cigarettes. Especially ones you've rolled yourself without any filter. Your throat will hurt in the morning... 8(

Has nobody mentioned running around naked, dancing to fast paced music (better if it can keep up with, or is faster than your heartbeat) or pretending to be a ninja yet?

KemicalBurn
17-01-2005, 03:57
board up the windows so people think that noone lives in your house.

Make an elaborate trap (a la Wil. E. Coyote) so if your home gets stormed by the illuminati they'll be foiled by your ingenius trap.

ACME mail order. nuff said?

nemesis-a
17-01-2005, 07:53
pretend not to the notice all the people staring at you

watch your saliva "recrystallize"

walk 1 mile in the cold to an empty golfcourse parking lot to pick up some more

Ninjetic
18-01-2005, 00:01
Make your own armor from sports gear and various junk to fight imaginary demons from outerspace.
Chase neon dragons in the dead of night with a large metal pipe through the woods.
Try to run across water
Go insane from the boredom of reality
Breakdance
Box with random strangers in the street

wisdom
18-01-2005, 05:39
hasn't anyone tried playing pool ???? I started and never stopped and while enjoying the high I got good enough to make pool a second income . I have only been playing for 2yrs

second is chess

KemicalBurn
18-01-2005, 06:17
/KemicalBurn playing chess on speed

FUCK YOU! YOU CANT TAKE MY QUEEN! CAUSE MY BISHOP CAN TAKE YOUR...YOUR...

/KemicalBurn flips chessboard and runs off into the distance clutching his army of tiny warriors and sets them up in strategic defense positions around his room

KemicalBurn
18-01-2005, 06:21
/KemicalBurn playing pool on speed

/KemicalBurn sinks white ball

"THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! MY WRISTBAND IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING! YOU FUCKING CHEATED!

/KemicalBurn snaps pool cue and proceeds to chase his opponent around the table with "that crazy look in his eyes"

micromouse
18-01-2005, 09:08
"it doesnt fucking matter, cuz your on fucking meth"-my best friend

registered
18-01-2005, 10:51
Originally posted by XOCVANDALX
rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.

you must be from new zealand

rollinginecstasy
18-01-2005, 11:02
drive to the woods, put a blindfold on and stumble through the woods for about an hour and a half, then try and find your way back.

Vi0lentPeace
18-01-2005, 17:52
Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.
Ping pong with two balls
X box , especially shoot'em ups.Your like a rabbit on viagra...or meth?

nemesis-a
19-01-2005, 21:51
play the "airsoft gun" game :)

Khadijah
19-01-2005, 22:13
Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.

That reminds me I never wanna play spades on meth. Shit when I play people be actin like they gonna be chopping each others fingers off just for playin out of turn when we do it sober.

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Originally posted by XOCVANDALX
rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.
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Posted by Registered:
you must be from new zealand

^^ Nah he's from "the whole world." You know, that place where junkies steal shit...

Ninjetic
20-01-2005, 04:30
I like playing paintball on meth. Makes ya feel like your in WWII or somethin (I get trigger happy) then the paintballs run out....I've done some crazy shit in paintball when tweaking (like metal gear solid stealth missions and guerilla warfare)

micromouse
21-01-2005, 01:34
paintballing on meth would be fucking ridiculous. holy shit i want to try that.

joystick
22-01-2005, 05:49
Drive any available motorcycle on a deserted 2 lane highway as fast as you dare 10 to 15 minutes after doing 2 phat rails of shards.

Read the 400 plus page volume 2 of Anne Rice's "Inverview with a Vampire" novel series entitled "The Vampire Lestat." Analyze the book's plot after supposing that "homosexuality" or "hiv / aids" is substituted for the phrase "vampirism." Note that the whole book is lacking in Jesusian principles of great fame such as loving one's neighbor as oneself, helping the indigent wherever possible, and turning the other cheek (gee, that sounds kinda sexy, doesn't it?).

Throw exactly one grain of table salt over one's right soldier after you are through reading about this subject matter (Black Magic, Voodooism) and have successfully hidden all the books you were looking at.

Order "Voodoo for Dummies" on amazon.com so that nobody will see you buying the selfsame book at a local mega-bookstore and imply somehow that you are evil or wicked.

Though I made great progress along the outrageous tantric yoga path of Hinduism, the very act of being witnessed by curious acquantances while performing some mission to further debaucherize my existence until, paradoxically, it was no longer short and incomplete but long and definitive and most importantly, some kind of spiritually pure alcohol and grape juice.

Realize that in today's capitalistic, corporation friendly business atmosphere of the United States, private eyes may in fact be watching you; they'll see your every move. Or, to quote the Fugees, "secret service keep a close watch as if my name was Kennedy" and "between sanity and insanity there lies a thin line."

Learn to fly.

Masturbate until you've rubbed the skin off a large portion of your penis and only bloody scabs remain.

Tell your girlfriend that you do NOT eat nasty, slimy pussy and not to ask.

Get in a knock down, drag out altercation with your SO in a run down, crowded trailer park in the South while cops eagerly films the event.

Essence1220
22-01-2005, 16:15
My top ten tweaker activities

1. Clean your whole house, organize everything you own alphabetically, and when your done, vacuum your cieling.

2. A fun meth game: Vacuum your carpet by hand in the dark using only a photon and tweezers. Days of fun!!!

3. Learn how to blow glass with mapp gas and crushed up lightbulbs. (Danger: Fire hazard)

4. Make to do lists that you'll never actually do a damned thing about, but they are hours of twizzy fried fun time!!!!

5. Since your short term memory is basically fucked, spend a couple of days losing things and finding them and then losing something else. My favorite items include cigarettes, car keys, notebooks, glass pipes, torches, anything relatively small that you can lose over and over again. The game is over when you finally lose your mind (usually happens around day 3).

6. For groups of people; see who can stay up the longest. To make the game more interesting, definitely start fucking with each other around the paranoid schizo stage.

7. Play hide and seek with shadow people. If you are feeling particuarly frisky, chase them with blowtorches, glass pipes, or attempt to pelt them with dead bic lighters.

8. See if you can set a world record for something so stupid that only a tweaker could do it, like worlds longest paperclip chain!!!!

9. Talk shit ( I guess when you've been up for a few days, you have nothing left to talk about except other people)

10. Get really twacked out, paranoid, and start freaking out on other people and yourself!!!!


Just wanted to let everyone know that this is just a joke and I wouldn't personally recommend any of this. Especially trying to blow glass pipes out of crushed up lightbulbs. That is very dagerous kids! I decided to go sober again from speed and i'm feeling pretty salty towards it so I thought I'd poke a little fun.

s3v3r3d&s7on3d
22-01-2005, 19:16
It doesn't matter, your on meth. Its all fun.

yimmy12
23-01-2005, 19:20
^ I agree, if you have meth you won't be bored.

mrsumone
23-01-2005, 20:03
1. Load up the glass dick and smoke another bowl.


2. Line up some gear, heat your glass tube, and do a hotrail.


3. Crush shards into fine crystals, grab a snorting utensil, stick in nostril of choice and take that fucking line.


4. Smoke some weed.


5. Take some shots.


6. Marathon sex.


7. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


8. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


9. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


10. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)

Essence1220
26-01-2005, 04:53
11. Masturbate

12. Hottubbing or get a jacuzzi room and lounge in it half naked under three feet of bubbles for eight hours.

13. Stay at your friends house for days and weeks at a time and sporadically forget where you really live. Call your friends and see if anyone knows your address.

14. Arrange and rearrange rope lights, redecorate your dealers house three times a week

15. Scuba Shardin'

16. Landscape the carpet.

17. Hang another layer of sheets and blankets over your windows (YOU PARANOID FREAK!!!!!!)

18. It's not a rat hole, it's a crackhole!!!! (Quote movies that you keep watching over and over again).

19. Talk to your pets.

20. Stay up for numerous days and then start partying on pills, acid, k, or whatever anyone hands you and instead of sleeping revert back to speed and stay up until you can't handle it and finally have a nervous break down and someone has to force feed you valium.

21. Tell everyone the story of your childhood.... twice.... no details spared and wonder why every one of your friends has removed you from their buddy lists and now screens your calls.

22. Decide to quit, swear up and down this is the last time and your done with it all!!!!!!

23. Work on your bleeding ulcer. Make tums cocktails.

25. Whenever someone ashes in an ashtray, run over as fast as you can, dump the ashtray and wipe it out. Repeat until your friends stop smoking because they can't keep up with you.

26. Call the orkin man and make an appointment to have your meth bugs exterminated.

27. Take up a trade and become a proficient electrician, plumber, ect by completely rewiring your house or re-routing the pipes in your house.

28. Make stupid lists like this with your friends and cringe when you realize that you let them post it on your screen name.


~*The pooky party posse*~

micromouse
26-01-2005, 06:36
i enjoy pacing back and forth in my dorm room listening to music. shitloads of fun.

bowdenta
30-10-2005, 23:54
hasn't anyone tried playing pool ???? I started and never stopped and while enjoying the high I got good enough to make pool a second income . I have only been playing for 2yrs

yeah i play a ton of pool at my friends house when we get spun. in the last month I have gotten so much better. i get really streaky when i play, and I develop an OCD complex where i have to sink balls. it provides such a feeling of satisfaction when you make your shot