Win BDO tix for being a nark!!

How funny is this?? i found it at the zebra website
BIG DAY OUT COMP
Ecstasy, LSD and speed can cause serious negative consquences when used. Finding out the facts about these drugs could find you winning two BIG DAY OUT tickets plus CDs from Zomba Music plus Greater Union movie passes. Just answer the following questions correctly to go into the draw for one of 5 Big Chance packs (Big Day Out double pass + 2 CDs + 2 movie passes) or one of 10 double movie passes & 10 CDs.
Q. List two reasons not to use speed
Q. Name two contaminants police have recently found in ecstasy tablets
Email you answers to [email protected]
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he he
i have a funny feeling that glas and rat poison is the answer.
Might sell the ticket for a pill if i win

Q1: a. Because it drains your cerebro-spinal fluid.
Q1: b. Because it causes chromosomal damage.
Q2: a. Binder.
Q2: b. Filler.
Do I win?
BigTrancer
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"What they're trying to do with radio, with this, uh, McCarron-Walter Act and a lot of other ways, is start by saying that they're protecting the public from wicked rock bands, or girlie magazines, or whatever. But, if you follow the chain of dominoes that falls down, what they're really trying to do is shut off our access to information itself. If they can't do it by law they know there's other ways to do it."

Yay! The propagation of more media misconceptions! Oh joy! Well done Zebra!
Fortunately I don't want to go to the Big Day Out, otherwise BT would have beat me to the prize...
Here's what I would have answered anyway...
1a) 'Cos it keeps me up past my bed time - 5am
b) 'Cos alcohol tastes soooo much better...
2a) MDMA ('cos with all the crap they keep telling us is in there, MDMA would prolly surprise em no end!)
b) MDEA (See above, 'cept they wouldn't be as upset by this one)

lol, how lame is that competition! not much really i can add to this.
/me is amazed at their stupidity

1a. b/c drugs are bad
1b. You scare people
2a. crushed glass
2b. rat poison
*it was all the cops had in the cupboard under the sink*
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Are these the breed of wits so wonder'd at? -Loves labour's lost