dil8dpupil
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SNO CONE AND THE SEVEN DRUGGIES
Once upon a time in a land far far away, lived the
queen of mugwai’s .
She’d go to her mirror everyday and ask “Mirror ball
mirror ball, on the ceiling, who is the sikest biach
who likes peaking????
and instantly the mirror would reply..........................
“ You are” but then 1 day when she asked her mirror
ball it reply’d “Sno’s the sikest biach of them all!!
The queen of mugwai’s peaked out, she was
furious she said “ Who the fuks this sno cone hoe?”
The mirror ball answered “She’s the top dog of the
rave seen, Loved by all peakers and lovers of
trance” The chatty queen of mugwai’s smashed
the mirror ball and said in a mad fit “ Ill fix that
little slutty, Ill wear my workmans vest, which i
only wear on special occasions, with all the glitter
i can find and pretend i’m her fairy drug dealer
and fuk her up with some smacky pills”
Now back at the little peakers cottage, all the
7 drugo’s were coming and going from doing there
daily deliveries, little peaker was just getting back
from picking up some kick ass imports 4 the forest
rave that night!
Sno cone was coming down pretty damn hard and
was thinking where she could get on some FULL
peaky pills, the prob was she said it all out loud
(As you do) but little did she know that chatty
queen mugwai was hiding behind a speaker and heard
the whole lot!! So she quickly speeded sno’s way,
She told sno about the egg-c-lent eggs she had ,
Sno said “sik i’ll take 2 my nigga” So she chewed
them up, put on some tracks and waited 4 her
journey 2 begin.
All of a sudden all she could think of doing was
sitting down on a bean bag and crashing out, next
thing u know was she was out cold!!
LATER THAT NIGHT
at the forest rave, little speedy could see far out
in the distance a little green glow, so he decided he
would go and suss it out! when he got there he
found Sno cone FULLY o.d’d in the bushes clutching
her glow stick, so he called out 2 Trippy,Beamy,
Choofa,Peaker, Smacky and Bob his fellow drugsters
2 come and help him 2 carry the o.d’d biach back 2
the cottage.
They pumped her full of the most hard reving,teeth
grinding,totally chargy pills they had.
Nothing seemed to work, until little bob said” these
pills arent gonna snap the biach out of it, what she
needs is a FULL kick ass E Hug!”
Fuck yeah said the crew, so they all had their turn,
but nothing happened! they werent strong enough 2
give the killa hug so they had to find the funkiest
raver in the land other than her!!
so they all got in mission mode and headed back 2
the forest rave 2 find him, when they got there
they searched high and low, first they tried the
trance room, no luck there so next they tried the
house room, still no luck so they peaked it up to the
hardcore room, there he was, on the highest podium.
Now this dude had the funkiest steps thought
imaginable, so they interupted him mid spinkler move
“WHATS YOUR NAME MY NIGGA” cokey screamed
in his ear, “PRINCE IAN HARD BRO” said the funky
raver, “CAN U HELP US OUT? WE NEED THE
SIKEST RAVER
IN THE FOREST 2 GIVE OUR BIACH
SNO CONE AN E HUG CAUSE SHE’S LIKE FULLY
O.D’D !! said choofa,” AND WE’LL HOOK U UP WITH
A FEW HALFWEIGHTS 4 YOUR EFFORTS” said
beamy “ NO WORRIES” reply’d Ian.
So off they went on there mission back 2 their
cottage.
When they got there, Prince Ian Hard gave her the
most exhilarating E hug he could, Then up jumped
the jolly jumbuck and sprang from her several bean
bags and uttered the word”WATER” So with that
Ian Hard took his halfies and pissed off back 2 the
party.
Sno’s come down was fuk-d, now not just the normal
fuk-d, this was FULLY fuk-d.
When she got over it and was beamin once again, her
and her boys skipped all the way 2 the castle garden
and stole all the cunts garden knomes and wind
chimes.
HA HAH HA HAH HA HAH
and they peaked happily eva after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
all characters in this story are purely a figment of our imaginations,any relation to any persons living or deceased is just a fucking spinout.
written by DIL8DPUPIL AND pE@K-a-TrOnIc
Once upon a time in a land far far away, lived the
queen of mugwai’s .
She’d go to her mirror everyday and ask “Mirror ball
mirror ball, on the ceiling, who is the sikest biach
who likes peaking????
and instantly the mirror would reply..........................
“ You are” but then 1 day when she asked her mirror
ball it reply’d “Sno’s the sikest biach of them all!!
The queen of mugwai’s peaked out, she was
furious she said “ Who the fuks this sno cone hoe?”
The mirror ball answered “She’s the top dog of the
rave seen, Loved by all peakers and lovers of
trance” The chatty queen of mugwai’s smashed
the mirror ball and said in a mad fit “ Ill fix that
little slutty, Ill wear my workmans vest, which i
only wear on special occasions, with all the glitter
i can find and pretend i’m her fairy drug dealer
and fuk her up with some smacky pills”
Now back at the little peakers cottage, all the
7 drugo’s were coming and going from doing there
daily deliveries, little peaker was just getting back
from picking up some kick ass imports 4 the forest
rave that night!
Sno cone was coming down pretty damn hard and
was thinking where she could get on some FULL
peaky pills, the prob was she said it all out loud
(As you do) but little did she know that chatty
queen mugwai was hiding behind a speaker and heard
the whole lot!! So she quickly speeded sno’s way,
She told sno about the egg-c-lent eggs she had ,
Sno said “sik i’ll take 2 my nigga” So she chewed
them up, put on some tracks and waited 4 her
journey 2 begin.
All of a sudden all she could think of doing was
sitting down on a bean bag and crashing out, next
thing u know was she was out cold!!
LATER THAT NIGHT
at the forest rave, little speedy could see far out
in the distance a little green glow, so he decided he
would go and suss it out! when he got there he
found Sno cone FULLY o.d’d in the bushes clutching
her glow stick, so he called out 2 Trippy,Beamy,
Choofa,Peaker, Smacky and Bob his fellow drugsters
2 come and help him 2 carry the o.d’d biach back 2
the cottage.
They pumped her full of the most hard reving,teeth
grinding,totally chargy pills they had.
Nothing seemed to work, until little bob said” these
pills arent gonna snap the biach out of it, what she
needs is a FULL kick ass E Hug!”
Fuck yeah said the crew, so they all had their turn,
but nothing happened! they werent strong enough 2
give the killa hug so they had to find the funkiest
raver in the land other than her!!
so they all got in mission mode and headed back 2
the forest rave 2 find him, when they got there
they searched high and low, first they tried the
trance room, no luck there so next they tried the
house room, still no luck so they peaked it up to the
hardcore room, there he was, on the highest podium.
Now this dude had the funkiest steps thought
imaginable, so they interupted him mid spinkler move
“WHATS YOUR NAME MY NIGGA” cokey screamed
in his ear, “PRINCE IAN HARD BRO” said the funky
raver, “CAN U HELP US OUT? WE NEED THE
SIKEST RAVER
IN THE FOREST 2 GIVE OUR BIACH
SNO CONE AN E HUG CAUSE SHE’S LIKE FULLY
O.D’D !! said choofa,” AND WE’LL HOOK U UP WITH
A FEW HALFWEIGHTS 4 YOUR EFFORTS” said
beamy “ NO WORRIES” reply’d Ian.
So off they went on there mission back 2 their
cottage.
When they got there, Prince Ian Hard gave her the
most exhilarating E hug he could, Then up jumped
the jolly jumbuck and sprang from her several bean
bags and uttered the word”WATER” So with that
Ian Hard took his halfies and pissed off back 2 the
party.
Sno’s come down was fuk-d, now not just the normal
fuk-d, this was FULLY fuk-d.
When she got over it and was beamin once again, her
and her boys skipped all the way 2 the castle garden
and stole all the cunts garden knomes and wind
chimes.
HA HAH HA HAH HA HAH
and they peaked happily eva after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
all characters in this story are purely a figment of our imaginations,any relation to any persons living or deceased is just a fucking spinout.
written by DIL8DPUPIL AND pE@K-a-TrOnIc