Sorry, couldn't resist.....
MARIJUANA
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*How you think you behave:
- You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you!
*How you actually behave:
- Like someone just hit you over the head with a 2 by 4.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 6/10, If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen.
*How you feel in the morning:
- Like another bowl. And the rest of that pizza.
*Embarrassment rating:
- 1/10, you are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid.
ALCOHOL
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*How you think you behave:
- Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and everybody likes you.
*How you actually behave:
- Like the lowlife of the party. Your behaviour will get progressively worse as you tell stupider jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's girl/boyfriend.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 9/10, your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are
also lowered, then your chances are pretty good.
*How you feel in the morning:
- Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This is the absolute last time!!
*Embarrassment rating:
- 11/10, not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you.
ECSTASY
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*How you think you behave:
- Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person that you really are.
*How you actually behave:
- Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. The biggest turn off has to be those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 3/10, sex is not important, It's all about the "vibe"!!
*How you feel in the morning:
- Like you should have gone for the sex.
*Embarrassment rating:
- 6/10, ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people
believe what you say. Be careful who give your phone number to, they just might call.
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"Is the most scary thing about ecstacy that it make people actually like 'ouse music" - Ali G
MARIJUANA
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*How you think you behave:
- You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you!
*How you actually behave:
- Like someone just hit you over the head with a 2 by 4.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 6/10, If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen.
*How you feel in the morning:
- Like another bowl. And the rest of that pizza.
*Embarrassment rating:
- 1/10, you are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid.
ALCOHOL
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*How you think you behave:
- Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and everybody likes you.
*How you actually behave:
- Like the lowlife of the party. Your behaviour will get progressively worse as you tell stupider jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's girl/boyfriend.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 9/10, your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are
also lowered, then your chances are pretty good.
*How you feel in the morning:
- Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This is the absolute last time!!
*Embarrassment rating:
- 11/10, not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you.
ECSTASY
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*How you think you behave:
- Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person that you really are.
*How you actually behave:
- Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. The biggest turn off has to be those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet.
*Likelihood of getting laid:
- 3/10, sex is not important, It's all about the "vibe"!!
*How you feel in the morning:
- Like you should have gone for the sex.
*Embarrassment rating:
- 6/10, ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people
believe what you say. Be careful who give your phone number to, they just might call.
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"Is the most scary thing about ecstacy that it make people actually like 'ouse music" - Ali G
