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from the chaser.com.au
IN BRIEF
Surprise after drug called “Death” kills man
KINGS CROSS, Tuesday: Organisers of the Happy Valley dance party in Febuary have expressed surprise that a man at the party died as a result of taking the drug “Death.” Following the death, pushers have expressed doubts about the commercial success of other drugs slated for release later this year such as “Pain”, “Agony” and “Rectal Explosion”, which was to be released in time for Christmas.
ping
 
Good News Week took the piss prety well I thought:
'Speed makes you..... go faster'
'Ecstasy makes you..... feel ecstatic'
'Death makes you......'
Or something along those lines
A little misguided but it's been that way since it moved to channel ten.
Reminded me of Wayne's World being bought by the big company, and going from indy to commercial
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ultimately, we just want to be happy
 
I HATE good news week.
Since its gone onto channel 10 it fucking SUX
 
Rectal Explosion, eh? I doubt I'd want to take them, but I'd like video footage of those who had.
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