Jesus on E's

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug
consumption problem all over the world.
After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion
that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should
try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to
proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up
of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of
drugs.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the
commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.
Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John ?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke ?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas ?"
"The FBI, YOU MOTHER F*%KERS ! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

Wasn't that joke doing the email rounds sometime in the Old Testament???
Or was that just 1999?
Space could be better wasted by

LOL!!! That was funny, I hadn't heard that one yet! Well done Dozerin...it's nice to have some humorous banter on the board instead of the flame wars that are beginning to happen occaisonally. Mostly directed at poor old Johnboy!
And it's even drug related!

Thanks Angele, at least someone enjoyed it, and sorry cosmic_seadog, i get a fair few jokes each day and hadnt heard this one before so i thought id post it.
Thought it was time we lightened things up round here, sometimes I feel sorry for Johnboy but he handles it so well i think he enjoys it.

he he he...True this space could be used for true bikky and related info..But the joke's a good one!
And in fact a friend in Florence sent me the same one but written in ITALIAN!! Sounds really funny in italian!! Guess you have to know the meanings/phrases/nuances in italian..
Cheers!

funny shit... hahaha

the topic is funny