You know you're a raver when:
1) The most popular person in your group has the largest loung room with the most cushions.
2) Most of your conversations begin with "I was on..." , "What have you had tonight" or "I've had..."
3) You think the best way to come off drugs is to have more drugs.
4) Every weekend you calculate how many hours of possible sleep you have left till Monday morning.
5) You always carry a fresh t-shirt in your back pack along with pain killers, sleeping tablets and a bottle of gatorade.
6) Most of your friends have an indepth knowledge of amino acids, vitamins and smart drinks.
7) You feel that nothing is worse than being caught at sunrise without your sunglasses.
8) You know you're coming down but still decide that now is as good a time as ever to bring up something your boyfriend/girlfriend did to you two months ago that really pissed you off.
9) One of your closest friends uses terms like, " You can have that on tick until Tuesday", "How many do you want", " Its not as strong as last week's batch".
10) You judge the success of your evening by how little you could move because you were so wiped out by your e.
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> You know your a raver when.....
> The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum total of
> how many
> times you've blinked since Friday night.
> You navigate around the city using service-stations as landmarks.
> You are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument.
> You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings
> You've named your pets 303 and 808
> You're dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort horse
> tranquilliser
> with no prompting needed.
> All your friends have names like Chronic, Astral, Wizzer, Frenz-E,
> Bunny and
> X-Sessive
> You carry enough flashy electronic things in you bag to light a
> small city.
> You start to think of Chuppa-chups as a separate food group
> You use Medic Spray as deodorant in the mornings
> You can live for an entire weekend out of your backpack
> You have to fight the urge to beat the crap out of someone who
> thinks raves
> are anything like the club scene in Basic Instinct.
> You're happy when there's a recession because it means more empty
> warehouses.
> While your friends are getting married and have kids, you're
> collecting
> yo-yo's and trying to remove chew-up gum from your phat-pants
> You go home and you've got absolutely nothing that you can talk to
> your
> parents about your weekend.
> You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and be
> loving
> every minute of it.
> You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for "E News".
> You're willing to spend $30 for a ticket for an event you might
> not even get
> into, $50 for something that might be aspirin, but you're not
> willing to
> part with $3 for a bottle of water.
> You are driving your car home and feel like you're in a video game.
> You and your friends hear tumbling noises coming from he washing
> machine and
> all start to argue whether its jungle or hardcore.
> Almost every letter of the alphabet has a separate meaning to you.
> You forget about your dreams of becoming a Doctor and start to
> wonder what
> it would be like to be a cartoon character.
> You wallpaper your room with fliers.
> You've got a huge pile of dead glow-sticks in your room because
> you can't
> throw away because of 'sentimental value'.
> You don't own a watch, and if you do it's either edible or able to
> hide
> drugs inside.
> You lose 10 kilos in one night and the last thing you think about
> the next
> morning is food.
> Air, water, food, medic... all hold equal importance to you.
> You think perhaps Bill Gates was thinking of something else when
> he designed
> the Internet Explorer logo.
> You've got so much glowing shit in your room that your can't sleep
> because
> of the brightness.
> You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually
> knowing
> their name.
> You automatically migrate towards anything fluorescent because you
> think it
> might be Someone with a glowstick.
> You don't give a flying fuck what you look like anymore and just
> dance,
> dance, dance....
> You won't spend money on things you need, but if someone needs a
> dollar at a
> party, you'll give it to them.
> You find it hard to believe that some people dance without taking
> their feet
> off the ground.
1) The most popular person in your group has the largest loung room with the most cushions.
2) Most of your conversations begin with "I was on..." , "What have you had tonight" or "I've had..."
3) You think the best way to come off drugs is to have more drugs.
4) Every weekend you calculate how many hours of possible sleep you have left till Monday morning.
5) You always carry a fresh t-shirt in your back pack along with pain killers, sleeping tablets and a bottle of gatorade.
6) Most of your friends have an indepth knowledge of amino acids, vitamins and smart drinks.
7) You feel that nothing is worse than being caught at sunrise without your sunglasses.
8) You know you're coming down but still decide that now is as good a time as ever to bring up something your boyfriend/girlfriend did to you two months ago that really pissed you off.
9) One of your closest friends uses terms like, " You can have that on tick until Tuesday", "How many do you want", " Its not as strong as last week's batch".
10) You judge the success of your evening by how little you could move because you were so wiped out by your e.
>
> You know your a raver when.....
> The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum total of
> how many
> times you've blinked since Friday night.
> You navigate around the city using service-stations as landmarks.
> You are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument.
> You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings
> You've named your pets 303 and 808
> You're dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort horse
> tranquilliser
> with no prompting needed.
> All your friends have names like Chronic, Astral, Wizzer, Frenz-E,
> Bunny and
> X-Sessive
> You carry enough flashy electronic things in you bag to light a
> small city.
> You start to think of Chuppa-chups as a separate food group
> You use Medic Spray as deodorant in the mornings
> You can live for an entire weekend out of your backpack
> You have to fight the urge to beat the crap out of someone who
> thinks raves
> are anything like the club scene in Basic Instinct.
> You're happy when there's a recession because it means more empty
> warehouses.
> While your friends are getting married and have kids, you're
> collecting
> yo-yo's and trying to remove chew-up gum from your phat-pants
> You go home and you've got absolutely nothing that you can talk to
> your
> parents about your weekend.
> You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and be
> loving
> every minute of it.
> You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for "E News".
> You're willing to spend $30 for a ticket for an event you might
> not even get
> into, $50 for something that might be aspirin, but you're not
> willing to
> part with $3 for a bottle of water.
> You are driving your car home and feel like you're in a video game.
> You and your friends hear tumbling noises coming from he washing
> machine and
> all start to argue whether its jungle or hardcore.
> Almost every letter of the alphabet has a separate meaning to you.
> You forget about your dreams of becoming a Doctor and start to
> wonder what
> it would be like to be a cartoon character.
> You wallpaper your room with fliers.
> You've got a huge pile of dead glow-sticks in your room because
> you can't
> throw away because of 'sentimental value'.
> You don't own a watch, and if you do it's either edible or able to
> hide
> drugs inside.
> You lose 10 kilos in one night and the last thing you think about
> the next
> morning is food.
> Air, water, food, medic... all hold equal importance to you.
> You think perhaps Bill Gates was thinking of something else when
> he designed
> the Internet Explorer logo.
> You've got so much glowing shit in your room that your can't sleep
> because
> of the brightness.
> You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually
> knowing
> their name.
> You automatically migrate towards anything fluorescent because you
> think it
> might be Someone with a glowstick.
> You don't give a flying fuck what you look like anymore and just
> dance,
> dance, dance....
> You won't spend money on things you need, but if someone needs a
> dollar at a
> party, you'll give it to them.
> You find it hard to believe that some people dance without taking
> their feet
> off the ground.
