Stimulants Hints and Tips for Meth Smokers!

I prefer twin jets of solid vaper blasting out the nose holes. Yeah, I chased that dragon alright... then I ate the fucker.

mmmmmm thats better.. a good end to the working week. Have given up on O rings and will join red haze and will now do rocket taking off impersonations

Hey, a quick search of just this forum for the words "lightbulb" and "meth" turns up almost 50 threads... i bet if I searched for 'smoking meth' I'd get even MORE ... so really, I'd like to see the original post edited to include some of the other ideas from the other threads on smoking meth ...

once you do that I will go ahead and make a new thread and merge the GOOD REPLIES from this into it, since so many are TOTAL CRAP!

Alright... I'm gonna get to work on this sucker...

Prepare to die OT comments!!!

Oh shit better get one more meaningless post in!!

Well, in true tweaker fashion. We got very little done, and just bullshitted for 12 pages.

This is what I was able to salvage from the mess.

-=ReD-hAzE=- said:

Come one come all, read and learn, or share your own hints/tips/tricks for getting the most out of your smoke.

Speed/Meth tolerance prevention/reduction [long]
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Not much to say here, other than... don't load huge bowls. As by loading more you're more likely to not spread it around enough and end up with a fat puddle boiling and burning up your drugs. Load a moderately small bowl, spread it around good, and smoke that shit son. If you get to the end of the bowl and don't think you're high enough, load another one.

Cutting

Anyways, first things first. "Cutting," or at least that's what I've always heard it refered to, and learned it that way. The act of melting down and allowing your meth to recrystalize all over in the bowl of the pipe. (While it is recrystalizing, roll that puddle around and spread it out. Do this inbetween hits also.) Supposedly ment to burn off cuts and impurities, however this is bullshit. Most cuts and practically all impurities melt right down and recrystalize in with the meth. Burning off while you smoke, and going into your lungs. Don't worry, this stuff is good for you. It'll grow some hair on your chest. Although "cutting" doesn't burn off any impurities or cuts, it does allow you to make the bowl last longer. By spreading it around while it recrystalizes, you will in turn not heat it all at once and have more control over it. You're less likely to burn up and destroy a bunch of meth smoking a thin puddle. Whereas trying to smoke a fat puddle will waste meth. Longer lasting bowls equal more smoke and more high.

There is one exception to this that I've found so far, which is... MSM. If you know what you're doing, you CAN burn off most of it and be left with cleaner dope to smoke. You know sometimes when you take that first hit, and exhale barely any smoke? That was mostly MSM. Sadly though I have no clue how to explain the process through which you burn it off. But don't loose hope now, because you CAN burn it off.

Lighters

Don't use one of those fancy shmancy torch lighters unless you know what you're doing. They burn too hot, and will destroy your drugs if you're not careful. This is not good, you want to just vaporize them and suck them into your lungs. Not burn them up into nothing. A regular Bic lighter works best, with Crickets coming in second. But be forwarned, lighters get really fucking hot when you keep them lit for those long hits so common with meth. They will burn you and hurt you, possibly making you jerk or twitch... only to end up throwing a frail glass pipe accross the room. Be careful with lighters kids.

Here is a Link to making a needle lighter.
The point of the needle lighters is to force the gas(which has been turned way down) through the smaller hole of the needle, and lighting it up on top. Makes for a tinny tiny not so hot flame which is good for smokin' dope. And having the needle somewhat long prevents the crappy plastic lighter(which most adjustable ones are) from melting itself and dying.

Heating and smoking

The flame of your lighter should never be touching the glass. If it's close, it's probably too close. Getting too close means you're heating it too much, this destroys drugs. Not good. And it blackens up the pipe, which is a pain in the ass to clean and hard to see through.

Don't apply constant heat, as this will also get it too hot and destroy drugs. Again, not a good thing. Heat it until it's smoking good and pull flame away. When the smoke starts thinning, reapply flame until it's smoking good again.

Roll it side to side slightly while heating to help prevent overheating one spot and destroying product. You just want a nice smoking puddle, not a boiling one.

When coming to the end of your hit, after you've stopped heating it and the smoke is again starting to thin. But you don't have that much breath left to warrent reheating and getting it smoking good again. Carb it, or put your finger over the carb(hole on top of the bowl) to stop the airflow and allow more vapor to condense inside. Then once a little has condensed, release the carb and continue with the inhale. Not too fast, not too slow though. A slow tapping kind of action works best. Carb for a second, uncarb and inhale, carb for a second, uncarb and inhale, etc...

Before smoking the stem, remelt that shit down and let it recrystalize. Or if you have enough residue, melt it down and let it drip down into the bowl to recrystalize. While melting, plug the end of the stem with your finger to prevent vapor from escaping.

Hold the pipe with the end of the tube BEHIND your teeth. Although not the sole cause of tooth decay/loss, it sure as hell doesn't help anything to be sucking those water hungry meth vapors past your chompers. Holding the pipe on your lips will most likely result in some cute little dried out dead spots, which will also show up on your tongue if you get that in the way. So don't use your tongue as a valve to restrict airflow by plugging part of the tube. Yes it does slow down the hit, and allow for a bigger hit. But it fucks your tongue up pretty bad for a day or two.

Nice slow inhalation with micropuffing action seems to work best. Don't pause and hold your hit whiling searching for another spot to smoke because you have a little breath left. Don't hold your hit period. By the time you're done taking those long ass hits, most of what you're going to get out of the smoke has already been absorbed. Holding it longer may get you a little more out of it, but it's doing way more damage to your lungs in the process.

Getting the most out of it

If you're worried about wasting smoke, share it with a boyfriend/girlfriend via mouth to mouth action. It doesn't have to take forever like a hit off the pipe. Quick and smooth works fine. Or, if you have no one to share with you could exhale into a ballon. And take a few more hits off it, inhaling and exhaling into the ballon. With breaths of fresh air inbetween hits of course.

Then if you're a real stickler, you can save that balloon. Since it has all them little water droplets from your breath that have absorbed a little vapor. Or if you have nice dry breath, the balloon may have a coating of residue. Just like the stem of your pipe. Get that stuff wet, and put it in with your Kool Aid/Juice/Water, or just lick it if you'd like. Or I suppose you could try to scrape it and load another bowl...

Cleaning the pipe

So you've not been listening to me and burnt up some of your drugs smoking, and in the process blackened the fuck out of the bottom of your pipe. Good job dumby. Now you have a few options, you can either just not care and wipe it off your your shirt or pants. Or, you can have a semi-damp rag handy. Preferably warm or room temperature water. If you use cold water you run the risk of busting the pipe. Or you can learn how to smoke correctly and never deal with soot again.

Now for cleaning that brown/black residue left inside after you've gone through a sizable amount of meth. Again you have a few options.
You can either;

a) Throw your pipe away and make a new one.
Now if you know how to blow your own pipes option a is pretty damn easy, just blow a new one and sell the old one to another tweaker for $5.

b) Bust out the propane torch and burn it out.
If you have a propane torch, no acetone, and no knowledge on blowing pipes then option b is your best bet. But be forwarned, don't heat your pipe too much because it will get soft and start to deform if you heat it too long. And don't do this outside on a cool night, hot glass needs to be cooled slowly. Exposing it to the cold night air while it's glowing hot will break it. Inside, preferably warm room.

c) Use a solvent like acetone and let it soak for a while, then rinse.
Just fill the bowl with a little acetone, let it soak for a while, empty and rinse. Repeat if neccessary. Do in a well ventilated area, not in the closet with the doors shut

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EDIT2- Added Loading and MSM stuff.

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crystalcallas said:

TWEEKTIP: Dont you guys just hate sore meth tongue *groans* you know that feeling, after hittin the straight pipe just once, and a coupla of hours later your tongue feels like it was trampled over by a flamenco dancer in steel boots. Solution : gargle with a glass of warm water mixed with about five tablespoons of rock salt (or plain iodized table salt) after every couple of hits. Make sure the tongue gets swished properly. Just do it. Youll thank me after you never have sore tongue again, :9

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Gauss said:

A few things..

1) Hydrochloric/muriatic acid also works wonders to clean a pipe. Just put a few drops in and mop up with a Q-tip or burn it off with a torch. It's never failed to get a pipe 100% clean and brand new looking.

2) Use a Pyrex pipe. Glass pipes are very sensitive to heat. Constant or high heat can deform them and cause the glass (especially around the hole where you load the bowl) to become very thin and brittle. Pyrex can withstand extremely high heat -- I've never seen one get deformed one bit. The only problem is most speed bongs need custom pipes.. which means glass.

3) If you can get or make a speed bong.. use it. The hits will be huge, will not be harsh, and so forth. Fill it with Fire water, water and some Altoids, or something else to give it flavor Then when you're done, drink the damn water, its full of speed.

4) Normally putting your finger over the mouth end of the pipe can also stop the speed from escaping if you're out of breath. This stops the airflow so the speed just swirls around in the bowl. I've never burnt myself putting my finger over the carb hole though.

5) You -CAN- load too big of a bowl. There is no need to load huge bowls.. it will just become more difficult to melt it all down and you are more likely to overheat it and burn it.

6) The reason speed lasts longer if you melt it down and spread it around the bowl is this (I think, correct me if I am wrong): if you have a thick puddle of speed in one place on the pipe and heat it from the bottom, the bottom of the puddle is getting MUCH hotter than the top, but cannot smoke as easily because there is a big layer of liquid on top of it. Thus the bottom layer begins to boil and burn, wasting the drug and making a mess of your pipe. Spreading it thin ensures this does not happen.

Peace.

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evandar said:

I just have one thing to contribute - no ones posted anything about using a jet lighter properly

Jet Flames:
A jet flame is better to use than a normal bic lighter - if you can use it properly you can get much more out of your meth.. The main way to do it is pack the pipe in the middle of the bowl, heat the outside of the bowl (around the meth) so the glass around the meth is hot.. then spiral your way inwards and touch the flame to the meth.. the meth should turn into a puddle - take the flame away. Just roll the pipe around so the meth-puddle rolls over the pre-heated glass - smoking slowly.

If done properly you can get huge amounts of smoke out of our meth.

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job well done red haze!

u have to admit tho, the 12 pages of bullshit was really entertaining

just stayed up for 3 days finishin up the semester and took a 3 hour powernap... felt SOOO GOOD%) almost like i slept for 12 hours or something. does everyone here take powernaps? even if i'm spun the f\ck out my eyes start to hurt after keepin them open a few days and closing them feels so nice n relaxing

anyone ever tried using toothpaste and a q-tip to clean the pipe?

-=ReD-hAzE=- said:

One of the main reasons meth fucks your teeth up is because of dry mouth. You're saliva is acidic (slightly). It helps keep out a lot of the unwanted bacteria that end up in your mouth. But when you're smoking a bunch of meth, saliva all but disappears from your mouth. No saliva = more bacteria = more cavities = more tooth decay.

Brushing and doing whatever else you want to do, ginger ale and tongue cleaning should be done shorter after you get done smoking.

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It is also very important to supplement with vit.B6 (and zinc) to prevent teeth problems.


Meth/speed and teeth - vit.B6 + zinc

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140855&highlight=teeth+zinc

Are we just adding more shit now that will be edited out? I don't wanna be edited out but I can't think of anything mind-blowingly clever enough that would be left in. I will have to say that this thread was really entertaining and informative except for the dickheads that were not interested in getting any tips on using meth.
Haven't tried the toothpaste thing but will now. Maybe if I brush the pipe with toothpaste it will make smoking good for my teeth!!! (just kidding)
I might have to have a look to see if there is a "spinning shit while on drugs" thread anywhere around so I don't clog up this one with useless drivel (sorry red haze):D

I think that all the info about amphetamines/methamphetamines that has been going around lately on BL should be put in some sort of a FAQ form or info sheet. I'll try to help with it as soon as I have lots of spare time.

REdhaze will definitely NOT edit out the absurd but very entertaining posts by some of us here, me thinks. I trust him to season the thread with a nice flava, y all BEEEYATCH!!
mwah!

Crystalcallas I don't know you or anything but from reading your posts you have an amazing sense of humour and have made me lol heaps of times!! Sorry am a bit scattered right now (overdid it methinks!) Off to gargle salt now- the best tip ever!!!! Oh yeah the info on tolerance and magnesium is pretty important- hope that stays in this thread. :D

I myself wont' do any of the editing. PhreeX will. The absurd and entertaining posts will go because, well, their absurd and off topic. Everything that doesn't need to be here, gets the boot.

The info on tolerance and magnesium is available in the Speed/Meth tolerance prevention/reduction [long] thread I linked to at the top of my quoted post. Only in more detail by someone more knowledgable on the subject than myself.

Goodbye cruel thread.........

TWEEKY PLUR

I love it. We have all contributed, big and small, to the final evolution of the Hints and Tips for Meth Smokers Thread. It is an opus, a masterpiece, and dare i say......the book i have always wanted to write and have published. (Well, lets just say booklet. You know, like that other book "Uncle festers secret of methamphetamine Manufacture" except my title would probably be : Crystals Elusive Dragon. A concise title, yet still vague enough to be inconscpicuous. oooooooooooh! But then there will be no more need to do so.

I would have credited alll of you (especially YOU cheszhire pussy lol) in the dedication pages. And goddamn, seeing that link about "problems burning meth?" almost brought me to the brink of tears....making a proper needle lighter is something every self-respecting responsible meth smoker should know how to do fresh, hot and faaast. And bliter Navarone gets my admiration and respect for his excellent how-to.

From the best pipes to what kind of flame source to use to different serving methods to gargling with half a cup of salt (who wouldnve known) and all the other crazy but very effective hints and tips----i salute everybody who made it all possible (salutes self as well ...lol)



I am at a loss for words now, as i am quite woozy from taking too many decongestants (as i am having a bad case of the sniffles ! uck!)


Lastly, may it be known that this thread was a semi-respite for tired and beat tweekers, with enough love and camaraderie to go around .( and lets not forget the ocassional flaming moron, but that was ok) HAH! WE SO RULE!!!!!!


okay....see ya beeeeyatches later

A few new meth threads have appeared since this one (the best meth thread ever) has moved down the list. Hopefully people will get info out of this one without starting new ones if it is bumped up a bit. Besides, I miss the old thread being near the top, even if it is long winded. Stuff it- tweakers like a good read anyway.

^there will always be new threads for all topics anyway....rehashed and rewritten for newbs and what not. They are like gremlins actually....multiplying by the second! ack! ?Since i have this weird tendency to get slightly depressed if i cannot follow through each and every thread on a topic---> I tend to stick to just one or two that i hold dear

Am up at the moment due to my husband snoring (again) and not due to smoking that lovely stuff!! Even now that I am straight I can see that tweakers need a place to spin shit to each other about the fine craft of smoking and this is it! May this thread live forever!!!!!!!!!

i am a recent convert from snorting to smoking. i really like the high alot better, not to mention snorting burns like all hell. I dont even think the smoke tastes nasty at all, well at least compared to crack. My first attempt I used a lightbulb, and made my own homemade globe and it worked alright, but id rather get one made of pyrex glass. It took awhile to get it down, but i had some experienced friends do it for me the first few times, then i got it down myself. Let it oil up and move the pipe around so that it can recrystal, then fume it up again, and you got your tornado smoke! Fuck snorting crap loads of coke anymore, im converting.