Sex in odd or unusual places (merged)

Sex in Public or Unusual Places

The strange twists and turns of my life are becoming subtler to me, but I’m sure to most people would think that they’re wide and obvious and that I’m careening into a debaucherous whore’s life.

But I’m not. I can hold down a job. I pay my rent. I pay taxes. And otherwise blend in well with the rest of society, so much so, that I can be invisible.

I had a really good time .

I wasn't even drunk. Neither was he. It was...the bathroom of the bar was calling. It was upstairs, away from the scarce crowd of a Tuesday night. Ahhh, the art of the bathroom blow job. When you hear that main door creak open,keep your feet up on the toilet seat boy, lest you wanna get kicked out.

It was both absolutely enthralling and very matter of fact. I couldn’t help but try to stifle laughter tho, when someone did walk into the bathroom. I felt like I was a kid again, stealing shit from the corner store for the hell of it. Back then, I was walking away from the crime, breathless and manic, my heart pumping in my throat with fear and adrenaline. This time...pretty much the same.

Last night, I lit a smoke as I walked home thinking… “That was pretty fucking cool. I think I can take it to a new level. Maybe movie theaters.”

Anyone have any public sex stories to tell? Any tips on being discreet in movie theaters??

Being discreet in movie theaters? Sit in the back row, go late at night, and you can pretty much do anything you want. (except smoke weed????!!!)

Anyway, I once had sex at my high school on the football field at night while band practice went on about 50 yards away from us. The grass was kind of wet, and it was pretty uncomfortable, but damn if it doesn't feel soooo good to get off if you know you don't have long to get at it!

I still don't understand how we didn't get caught by any authority, although we were seen by a few of our friends who knew where we had gone (but not for what reason)

Hmmm

Well, I haven't had sex in a public place yet....hopefully will soon...BUT I've done some naughty shit in public places...lets see...fingered a girl in a public park...got a blowjob in a mall at an elevator..haha that one was pretty funny, because when the elevator started moving down (shit, someone pressed the button!) she jumped off, and when the door opened i was in the middle of pulling up my zipper....
also, last year i got some nifty blowjobs in my high school bathroom several times...maybe like 10....pimp %)
Even though I havent fucked in public yet, I can testify that doing sexual things in public places gives you a fat rush and is definetely enjoyable

Have given a handjob on a crowded bus covered by a blanket...

Had oral sex in nightclub toilets...

and had sex in the bush (that's what we Aussies call um.... woods? .. you know what I mean), up against a tree ... but no-one was around.

So no, not *terribly* experienced with sex in public places, but I'd be very up for it!

uncomplete list over in the duck awards

I adore sex in public places

I used to have some true stories up on my site but I killed it not so long ago, as for discreet in a move theatre - any dark corner or lay down in the aisles - if it's an open air theatre, bring a blanket and get under it. Just try be quiet oh! and clean up after yourselves.

Sex in public rocks....Probably the most public is when me and my partner at the time were walking home from the pub and were too horny to wait till we got home so we just fucked on the footpath at 3am. We were VERY drunk....

And the hottest sex I ever had was when me and a friend broke into a construction site and had sex in the rain with people walking by us on the footpath like 3 feet away behind the barricade...

The key to getting away with sex in public is to remember one thing: People aren't as interested in you as you think they are. Unless you're being REALLY obvious, people will generally ignore anything you're doing in a corner or under a blanket somewhere.....

--Raz--

okies here is a list....
* sex in my shed on a fold out couch with my first bf
* given head in the driveway up against a wall
* given head on play ground equipment at a caravan park
* had sex in the caravan park showers with old ladies two cubicles down
* sex on the beach in robe
* sex in the tent while the RACV was checkin out my mates car next to us
* sex in my brothers bed while watchin porn
* hand job in the theatre
* handjobs behind a church
* in a paddock with ppl walkin past at a party
* sex in my ex's bed with his cousin (my ex is a virgin)
* oral in a car/ hand jobs
* sex at a park behind a big fallen tree
* oral beside a river at a festival
* hand jobs in the back seat of a car while my friends were in the front drivin

thats about it i think......

i had sex at cedar point, an amusement park in ohio. we started messing around on the ferris wheel and finished on the beach at sunset. we've done it in a movie theater, nightclub and side of the road too...

hrm....

*in a outdoor public shower just off the street
*in a police parking lot
*in the ocean mid day on a crowded holiday weekend
*on the beaches at night, on a jetty once
*side of roads
*behind the libary in the grass
*hallway/stairway of dorms
*in a darkroom open to all photo students at all hours
*football field and under/on the bleachers
*on a boat in the middle of a lake, by houses and a get-away camp
*in the woods
*on a cruise ship in a completely clear glass walled music room
*off the side of a tourist pirate ship called the jolly roger, with people on the ship and on shore/around
*various pools
*national park
*while driving, head on interstate highways
ok im getting too old to even remember most of these now... but thats a partial list. the mac and cheese is done and i am hungry.

Strawberry_lovemuffin said:

Have given a handjob on a crowded bus covered by a blanket...

Had oral sex in nightclub toilets...

and had sex in the bush (that's what we Aussies call um.... woods? .. you know what I mean), up against a tree ... but no-one was around.

So no, not *terribly* experienced with sex in public places, but I'd be very up for it!

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holy shit I didn't realise you were an Aussie.

anyways....let me see....did it in a park last night in the car...can't help but think about all those movies where the cops catch you...lol

I'm constantly doing D/s stuff discreetly in public.

I have had a few different experiences...

Most tense was when i was fingering a girl under a blanket while watchin tv with her and 2 of her brothers at their house.

Was caught once by a security guard after a work party. A girl and myself were just flirting all night and ducked into this area in front of a building...still remember his quote:

"you are on camera...so dont do anything"

fair few others but nothing too snazz

*Right next to the window of an elementary school(not very proud of that one, but it was thrilling)
*Had intercourse in the bathroom of a greyhound bus then gave him head in the seat of the bus.
*In the back of my work(subway resteraunt).
*An ice skate park
*A shed in my neighborhood, all of my childhood friends had done something naughty there, we called it the red shed.
*This one isn't public, but I used to sneak into my foster moms, boyfriends, sons room at night and do the nasty with him. .

me and my girl had sex in a flower bed outside our hotel one night. we came back from a bar, it was late and we were both feeling silly from drink but our mates were sharing the room with us and already had gone to bed. we both fell over in our giddiness and one thing led to another. quite funny and we both came out smelling great hehe!

Didn't I post in here? I'm sure I remember typing a reply.....

Anyway, I've had sex in a few public places but nothing hugely amazing (the place, not the sex) :

- Behind the community centre at the top of my road. I still get ribbings for that every time the bus goes past there.
- Car parked on the side of the road. This wasn't any side road, it was a major used A Road (UK people know what I mean) which had constant traffic and we'd literally pulled over and stopped on the side of it. She was really desperatly horny!
- In a hedge/bush thing down by the sea front. Again, she was horny, and it was the only spot we could find that was even vaguely covered. Were at it for about 45 minutes. Next day I drove past and realised it provided very little cover!

I'm sure there is another one, but it escapes me at the moment.

i had sex with a girl on a golf course...at night. so i don't think that really counts as public.

and then just last weekend we went riding on the jetski at the lake, and my husband was being all weird. so i asked him what was up, and he had this mischievous look about him and said he was scouting a place for us to have sex but that the area we were playing in was right next to a major drop-in point/parking lot. i couldn't believe his apprehension, i was ready to go right there! alas, we never did it there... and i really really want to have sex with him at the golf course next to the house..i've already got the spot picked out and everything. such is the extent of my outdoor/public experience.

*le sigh*

mostly ive done things in cars, never really on the ground, hehe there is that excitement of someone catching you. usually you dont care though, thats why you did wait til you got home.......

Back of taxi's. Multiple.
Public toilets. Multiple.
Back of night club. Once
Beach, park's , reserves, that kind of thing.

In the disabled toilet on a train. (It was sooo obvious)
On the beach.
Given a hand job on a train - no blanket!
In the back seat of a car on a beach with other cars & people metres away!

I fingered my ex-girlfriend at a teacher's house with our (edit for spelling) classmates layin all around the floor...we were watching a movie....she turned me gay.

In the female toilets at a caravan park, where a whole group of girls walked into the toilet block, and they didn't end up leaving for fucking ages.

Drive Ins!

Only ones that come to mind at the moment!!!!