egypt huh? i couldnt score there at all.
early evening at the chemists:
me: can i have rehydration sachets?
chemist: yes
places on counter.
me: can i have antinal?
chemist: i have this
places on counter.
me: can i have vibramycin?
chemist: here you are.
places on counter...
going well here, so, duly encouraged
me: can i have modafinal?
chemist: what is modafinal?
me: err. nootropics?
chemist: what is it?
me: err. ok, do you have dizocilpene maleate?
chemist: what? what is wrong with you? how may i help?
me: perhaps you have xanax?
chemist getting well aggressive: are you sick what is wrong with you?
JEEP DESERT SAFARI
let us whisk you away during the afternoon sun into the red sea mountains, travel by jeep to a bedouin village, try a camel ride, relax with the bedouins, have a BBQ dinner, watch the sun set over the red sea mountains
woot! opium from the bedouins.
me: are you a bedouin?
camel handler: no, i am from luxor, where are you from? do you like egypt? etc etc
me: are you a bedouin?
"Bedouin": no i am from cairo, where are you from? do you like egypt? etc etc
me[getting desperate]: are you a bedouin?
bedouin *touches ear, speaks arabic*
tour guide: is everything ok? watch these guys, they stab and bum you no messing. where are you from? do you like egypt? etc etc
me: are you a bedouin?
bellydancer: no russian. you want sex wij me? love you long time.
my wife: what you talking to her about?
me: are you a bedouin?
snakecharmer: you wanna touch my snake?
me: :boohoohoo:
oh and plain clothes police everywhere 8)