Life's Rules
Just to lighten the load here a bit.... got these in the hospital where I work. Mostly humor, but some of it makes a bit of sense (as most funny things usually do).
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately... It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother gave you wa, "Go... you might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her, believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles... Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations... you've been given another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is important, but it's not THAT important.
13. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends... You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Just to lighten the load here a bit.... got these in the hospital where I work. Mostly humor, but some of it makes a bit of sense (as most funny things usually do).
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately... It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother gave you wa, "Go... you might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her, believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles... Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations... you've been given another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is important, but it's not THAT important.
13. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends... You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.