🎄 Christmas 🎄 Welcome, kruds, to Festivus 2023

[SunriseChampion]

Fuck, I want to print this out about 2' x 4' and paste it on my front door.

 

[Opi_Kid_Rock]

Just my boyfriend and i for Christmas this year, trying to get him to take DMT but damn can't even get him to drink coffee. Maybe spike the eggnog

I think MDMA would be romantic

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Got me. I feel old.

I don't think I've ever been young enough for emoji salad.

 

[BK38]

I don't think I've ever been young enough for emoji salad.

Definitely not to an extreme degree, like that emoji salad. These god damn whippersnappers and doo dads and emojis.

 

[deficiT]

Gritty is gonna eat yer butt for crimbus

 

[deficiT]

SURPRISE!
You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS COCK MONSTER right in your face! *THWACK* There’s just ONE rule. You can’t cock slap someone that has already cock slapped you!! Try to cock slap as many as possible before they cock slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t cock slap me. Good luck!
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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big cock and massive gains this 2024 and thank them for everything they’ve done !

 

[mal3volent]

Merry shitmas little elves



be merry and gay
spread your bountiful seed of joy to all men

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Ohaiii.
This Xmas Pro: I managed to sneak prosecco :D
This Xmas Con: My cousin wasn't here this year so no xmas sex

 

[Azed]

Happy Holidays y'all! I wanted to post this earlier, but forgot to.



Azed