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JakeTheJock

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LOL. Last night was the first time a girl ever told me I was too big for her. Most girls seem to say the bigger the better.
 
Yes, not every woman has the Marianna trench between her legs. Might as well stir a 5 gallon bucket with your dick
 
I'm "average" 6", and this girl I was hooking up with told me I was the best she ever had. Drunken me asked "Wait, I know I'm not the biggest guy you've been with, but it's better?" She replied "Dude, I don't like having my cervix poked." So yeah, bigger isn't always the better alternative apparently.
 
Guess so, my condolences...

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Vagina's are as variable as cocks and so are the preferances for different kinds of stimulation. Different strokes for different folks. Some woman actually like their cervix being hit and the pain that comes with it but most don't. I personally would prefer to have 6.5 inch cock, being able to go balls deep is a luxury.
 
A lot of girls tend to like an upper average penis in length. Maybe like 6.5 to 7.5 inches... Nothing too crazy -

& a lot of girls like an above average girth. Maybe like Large, Extra Large, or Super Sized.

Remember!.. I said a lot girls.. That could mean anything. That could be 1,000 or 1 million. Who knows. I just said a lot with no quantity specification.

And I'm sure a lot of girls like long skinny ones & a lot of girls like em short & skinny 8)

Are we talking about Penis Size?????
 
I compensate for my small penis size with alcoholism, drug abuse, and workplace aggression. -Everyone who makes an effort to alert the unsuspecting masses that they have a giant penis

I don't know how I compare, but I feel like if I didn't have a proportionate one I would have noticed the obscurity in the reflection (6' 5'' with a 5' 1'' scaled genitalia would cause some confusion). Frankly if a girl told me I had a shrimp dick I'd just keep drifting on as you are because it's not like she didn't see it beforehand.


For real though don't worry about it at all. It's one of the most ridiculous body dysmorphia ailment around and it's perpetrated by antagonizing the ideology that if you're not happy with it then fix it! One of our forwards on my school basketball team was stupid in size, but he also fit a common stereotype (black, 6' 10'', an O.G, quality dreadlocks maintained) and he said they'd complain more than anything. It's cool for that one moment your unique feature can be used to get some short lived attention and plenty of hi fives, but then you go to take a shit and your dick touches the water. I mean he'd rub it in our face, but then after a few times it's like now you're just trying to find an excuse to fondle yourself in front of a group of your peers. Well done.

That feeling is sodomy of the soul. After years of mental rehabilitation and coming to acceptance with the depth of shame, you finally sit down in your once favorite chair gazing out the window to the gentle sunset whispering, "It's all over. It's all over."

At least be thankful you don't have retarded ejaculation from neurological damage. I can't even enjoy cheap thrills and have yet to find a promising compound that causes hypersexuality/hypersensitivity without extremely negative side effects.
 
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I mean he'd rub it in our face, but then after a few times it's like now you're just trying to find an excuse to fondle yourself in front of a group of your peers. Well done.

That feeling is sodomy of the soul. After years of mental rehabilitation and coming to acceptance with the depth of shame, you finally sit down in your once favorite chair gazing out the window to the gentle sunset whispering, "It's all over. It's all over."

At least be thankful you don't have retarded ejaculation from neurological damage. I can't even enjoy cheap thrills and have yet to find a promising compound that causes hypersexuality/hypersensitivity without extremely negative side effects.
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I have such a boner for you right now.

All true. There are size queens out there but most woman aren't and a desire to appeal sexually to every person out there is just unrealistic. You have a dick and it's yours and you just have to accept it, worrying about it and being self conscious about it isn't sexy. If you are good at turning a woman on and being fun sexually then it shouldn't matter whatsoever. Guys can have big dicks and be boring or selfish assholes. Different strokes for different folks. Just be sure to go out and use your dicks with someone who will appreciate it, and everyone else can go fuck themselves or some other stupid asshole.

Stimulant induced super perverted horniness and binging on porn can cause some pretty horrible mental and sexual side effects, shit can get weird. Use caution folks. Your dick and everything you thought sex was will thank you, sexual desire can become pretty absurd and it's hard to recover once you've gone too far past the borderline.
 
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