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i have a hypothesis that the bible is probably just a collection of bestseller-type material from that era. like if somebody a couple thousand years from now decides to make up a religion based on dean koontz and mary higgins clark novels they find when they dig up an airport kiosk.
There are so many things that didn't make it into the Bible. Like there's a gospel about Jesus as a toddler making little animals out of mud and bringing them to life through miracles.
And there's stuff like this, which would've been one of the most famous ancient memes if it had been included:
Gospel of Thomas said:13. Jesus said to his disciples, "Compare me to something and tell me what I am like."
Simon Peter said to him, "You are like a just messenger."
Matthew said to him, "You are like a wise philosopher."
Thomas said to him, "Teacher, my mouth is utterly unable to say what you are like."
Jesus said, "I am not your teacher. Because you have drunk, you have become intoxicated from the bubbling spring that I have tended."
And he took him, and withdrew, and spoke three sayings to him. When Thomas came back to his friends they asked him, "What did Jesus say to you?"
Thomas said to them, "If I tell you one of the sayings he spoke to me, you will pick up rocks and stone me, and fire will come from the rocks and devour you."