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Stoner Mice' Eat Marijuana Evidence At Kansas Police Storage Facility

foolsgold

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Hey, vermin, don't bogart that evidence!

Wichita police in Kansas are hot on the tail of mice that chewed through bags of marijuana kept in a police storage facility, KMBC reported. The three packages were evidence seized during arrests in 2009.

The rodents apparently nested in the pot and ate some of it. "We've got some mice that are stoners," Police Lt. Doug Nolte said on Thursday. The animals were probably attracted to the scent, he added.

At first look, authorities thought the evidence was tampered with, but some super-sleuthing revealed "that the culprits were operating on a much smaller scale," quipped The Inquisitr.

Still, officials adhered to protocol, photographing the scene, resealing the stash and reweighing it, Nolte told KSN.

The mice remain at large but a precinct artist did produce a sketch of one of the suspects with big ears, little beady eyes and a long tail (see above).

No drawn-out investigation or jury trial will be necessary. An exterminator has been called.
 
A death sentence for pot-munching? I know they're mice, but that's gotta be the harshest sentence ever given in the states for drugs. A summary execution too? Rodents deserve due process!
 
Meanwhile, how many women have been raped, as the police were too busy sketching mice to respond?
How many people went to jail for possession of drugs that make them feel better?
Once this war on drugs is over, please continue your joking, cops.
But for now, it seems inappropriate.
 
I think stoner pigs might be responsible for missing evidence.
 
They kept weed stored away for that fucking long? 4 years of storage facility costs over someone getting caught with weed?
 
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