Television Operation Repo

[Bluntsandingers]

ATTENTION: this show may cause plaque, gingivitis, depression, explosive diarrhea, chapped lips, lethargy, loss of consciousness, erectile dysfunction, numbness in the extremities, clamydia, racing thoughts, constipation, yellowing of the eyes, liver problems, kidney problems, relationship problems, blood in the urine, cancer, strange thoughts, vivid dreams, anxiety, upset stomach, deforestation, civil war, rash, bladder problems, birth defects, AIDS, dry mouth, insomnia, suicidal ideation, cannibalism, brain damage, communism, dilated pupils, anger, euphoria, sadness, toe cramps, menopause, and vertigo.

That is all.