Necrobirthing

[Soulgasm]

https://empireherald.com/woman-morgue-worker-arrested-after-giving-birth-to-dead-mans-baby/

Anyone catch this story? How the fuck did she inseminate herself from a corpse? Tbph, she looks kinda sexy in the mugshot. Shit's wildddd!

 

[Ligaturd]

Is this website legit? That seems weird. Intuitively I don't want to believe that it is possible. How would they be able to know to test the baby with a specific corpses DNA? Did they have a hidden camera and catch it all on tape?

Sooo many questions.

 

[GolemGolem]

That article and whole site reek of bullshit....How do you make a dead guy cum? . . ..electrodes might work up the ol' poop chute targeted at the prostate....but...
However I'm surprised it's not more common in this situation:
Couple is all in love and thinking about kids....BOOM...cancer...sperm on ice...dude dies....chick uses frosty sperm...Ghost Dad 2 The Traumatizing.
Or even Couple in love...fatal car crash...dying wish...harvested from freshly dead testicles...

Chick just getting on top of a corpse shouldn't work without technology....

 

[Soulgasm]

Upon closer inspection, the empire herald doesn't seem very legit. Articles such as this: https://empireherald.com/powerball-...ose-prostitutes-steal-275k-in-cash-from-home/
Are kind of suspicious, haha. Sorry, I should have checked my sources before making this thread. I was just stoned and bored and all like whaaaaa.

 

[GolemGolem]

It's cool, I now got two new pitches for the Hallmark Channel Movie of the Week. :3