Nail Drug Test - How to Pass?

[LittleLearner]

I found out I have to take a nail drug test in 2 weeks. Is there any trick in passing this test?

 

[Pattypuffer]

Yikes! Umm don't drugs, but we're probably s.o.l. there right? If its for the state or military you'll have a hell of a time getting out of it, work you might be ok. I'd try to push for it being a violation of your religious freedom and convert to a religion that doesn't believe drug tests. Check out some local nail salons maybe they have some secrets they'll let you in on or they can do a fake manicure that'll fool the test. I don't know anything that'll work for sure, maybe you can soak your nails in something like acetone???
Good luck!

 

[negrogesic]

You could potentially cut them short enough so the test couldn't be performed, and continue doing so until you "grow" it out of your system. Other than that, there isnt much.

I don't know the rules anymore but drug testing questions may be against the rules.

 

[Xorkoth]

It's true, drug testing questions are against the rules, sorry. Welcome to Bluelight though.