i have a better question. suppose a new RC comes on the market that makes you VERY flexible as a side effect. how many straight guys would suck their own dicks?
speak for yourself, man, straights are boring in bed. getting your dick sucked is NOT a passive thing. for one thing, make some damn noise. i want your hands on my head. (depending on the dynamics) i want encouragement, i want you to look down at me and let me know i'm a good boy, that i'm pleasing a man whose cock deserves my worship. after i show you i can deep throat it, i want you to grab my head, hold it still and fuck my mouth - i want your sack slapping against my chin. tease me - take the candy away and make me beg for it back, rub the glans against my beard. take it away again and have me lick your balls - get sloppy. tell me when you're going to cum, but i'm no girl - shove it all the way in and cum down my throat so i can swallow while you do it, like my throat is massaging the cum out of you.
now, normally i'm a top and i don't just blow guys, nor do i let guys blow me and leave. boring. but the best time i ever had sucking dick was with this really aggressive guy - he didn't even talk. he stripped, sat down on the couch with a can of beer and turned on the porn. when he got comfortable, he just kinda grabbed me and pulled me down on my knees. he never looked at me, not at all - he was watching the porn. he'd move his torso when he wanted me on his balls or licking his ass. at one point, i gagged and pulled back - he backhanded me. i swear, i've never felt desire like that - the shock, the humiliation of disappointing him...then he gave me this lopsided grin, snorted and gave me the candy back. it was like i was in heat or something - there was no thought at all left in my brain. that was one of two times in my life i've been with a dom and accepted it, but damn, for a guy like me, who's always aggressive and alpha, letting go like that is like crack.
