Free GCMS/LCMS testing.. Totally legit

[HeadyChem]

Hello to all... In advance I apologize if this isn't the correct place to be posting this! I just created a new account and havnt been on in years! Anyways my Freinds fish works at a toxicology lab and runs
Urine samples for free wich is super expensive normally however I can help I will I'll give stuff to my fish and he can send his piss off just message me!!

 

[Thomas Davie]

I *do* work at a lab, and can tell you this is wrong on so many levels. If you worked with these analytical tools, you'd know how closely these instruments are monitored; reagents, spare parts, vials, caps, needles and standards. I had to sign out morphine - it had to be witnessed. If your friend is telling you this, he is bullshitting.

If he doesn't run the samples himself, then they are getting sent off to an external lab and there is no way that he can cover unaudited samples.

What the fuck, are you trying to scam for free clean urine or something.

Again, these tests are expensive, which is why they don't get run for free

Tom