EADD Christmas Blog

[Sadie]

Every thing is alis fault. The man is a God dontcha know. Responsible for all things that roam this fine earth.

Now no more tits. Leave the tatts where they belong. Not here.

I love a spoonful of irony at stupid O'clock in the morning

 

[consumer]

Couldn't resist. Off to the pub to get very enhanced in a multi disciplinary fashion

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just had leftover Xmas dinner for brekkie, now balls deep into a bottle of vodka...

 

[consumer]

Back from the pub with what looks like the beginning of a bout of gastro which has been doing the rounds. My neices had it earlier in the week and i am guessing thats where it came from. Either that or FUBAR infected my otters with one of his strange bacterial life forms which cant be ruled out.

 

[Sadie]

I have to work. Had the day off but helping a mate out that had plans with family. I don't wanna now!

Ewww Christmas dinner brekkie. Sorry that just sounds like a massive boak for me.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I have to work. Had the day off but helping a mate out that had plans with family. I don't wanna now!

Ewww Christmas dinner brekkie. Sorry that just sounds like a massive boak for me.

I think it rather significant that you question my using Xmas dinner to break fast, but do not bat an eye over my drinking vodka at 9am...

 

[consumer]

I think it rather significant that you question my using Xmas dinner to break fast, but do not bat an eye over my drinking vodka at 9am...

You sure thats vodka you are drinking and not some congealed dwarf squirtings from a bucket?

Btw. Spoke to Big G the other day. He is doing really well. He said to say hi...and your a cunt

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You sure thats vodka you are drinking and not some congealed dwarf squirtings from a bucket?

Btw. Spoke to Big G the other day. He is doing really well. He said to say hi...and your a cunt

Ok, congealed dwarf squirtings with vodka - from a bucket.

Must contact the Big G. Thanks for the message and he's right. I am a cunt...

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Dinner was nice, she wouldn't even join us as she didn't want to miss the soaps but my dad and I had a nice time and played a few charades. The food was nice and he sorted and cooked most of it so fair play to him. So, just finished off the last of my weed with a bonus film we got to watch in peace and quiet (thank god for Eastenders) Star Wars Ep. 3 Revenge Of The Sith. I need to go and get more ganja tomorrow if I'm to continue the week absorbed in fantastic cinema, but as far as Christmas days goes it's been the least vile in years, if still pretty dreadful for short periods, so with the film about to finish and with a reasonably safe amount of lean left in my head I'm going to quit while just about still ahead.

Pleased for you Stee. Happy Boxing Day. Hopefully without any Boxing.

Family times here, which is pretty incredible as I don't really have one of my own. But we ate, drank and were merry. Also watched something called Sense8. Not particularly Xmas viewing but...different.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Try the sequels - fornic8 and masturb8. Much better

 

[Tinker55]

Happy Boxing Day-I don't know why we don't ave this holiday on this side of the pond. Spent yesterday at a friends who throws a dinner for Christmas "strays"-got home bloated and somewhat buzzed on champagne. Am trying to wake up and play with my new waffle iron.

 

[consumer]

Ok, congealed dwarf squirtings with vodka - from a bucket.

Must contact the Big G. Thanks for the message and he's right. I am a cunt...

Shoot him an email. He would love to hear from you. I guess he would like some information about what kind of bacterial infection you gave him in that threesome with the homeless toothless bum in the park. I dont think the rash has cleared..

 

[steewith2ees]

Afternoon folks - so far so good - all veg peeled and ready to go on later - managed to get out and reload on some plant so now I have had a bong and have 3/4 of a funny fag smoked, with the sun shining I have a nice spring in my step and can re-immerse myself in my juvenile Christmas film select - 'Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers' (Extended Edition ) and after that I'm going to have a second look at 'The Revenant' which I remember enjoying when I got the BD as a B'Day pressie in June, but have forgotten the details (I suspect I had probably taken a benzodiazepine - one of the few advantages of taking these drugs is that you can watch a film under their influence and aside from the general notion as to whether it was good or not you can enjoy it the 2nd time as if it were the first due to the amnesia).

Have a great Boxing Day Bluelight xxx

EDIT:

Pleased for you Stee. Happy Boxing Day. Hopefully without any Boxing.

Cheers buddy - and you - things should be alright the gloves nearly went on first thing (which is fairy standard) but I'm stoned as fuck and happy as Larry now so should be ok from here :D

 

[steewith2ees]

Talk about speaking too soon - my Dad got my mother and I diaries as gifts yesterday - I was just about to put the film on when I hear her screaming at my dad as she's lost hers - so she bursts into the room and grabs mine, when I politely pointed out to her that it was mine and that I had written my name into the personal bits, she started screaming at me calling me every junky related name and cunt under the sun, tore it up and then started to twat me round the head with the cover.

;

decisions decisions - can I get away with just trying to mooch on with the film, with another spliff or do I start punching the wall? The next 10 mins will be kill or cure. I just hope I can find the fucking diary quicktime.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Talk about speaking too soon - my Dad got my mother and I diaries as gifts yesterday - I was just about to put the film on when I hear her screaming at my dad as she's lost hers - so she bursts into the room and grabs mine, when I politely pointed out to her that it was mine and that I had written my name into the personal bits, she started screaming at me calling me every junky related name and cunt under the sun, tore it up and then started to twat me round the head with the cover.

;

decisions decisions - can I get away with just trying to mooch on with the film, with another spliff or do I start punching the wall? The next 10 mins will be kill or cure. I just hope I can find the fucking diary quicktime.

I think you need to take a deep breath, roll a spliff and go for a walk mate. Turn your back and get out for a while - thats what I'd do anyway. Good luck and best wishes Stee

 

[Jackal]

Sounds trying Stee. Hope it resolved itself.

I have had a relatively Christmassy Christmas for me.

My kids learned of Santa Claus at school this year, so I went and got what they wanted and snuck them in while they were sleeping. Left milk and cookies out for him, wrote the kids a note etc.

Went for an Xmas dinner at a high end resto that a mate is exec chef at along with around ten other families, including one of my better friends and his. Was tasty but the portions way too small, so headed to another friends hotel to eat the buffet there and swim with my kids.

Had some nice "Poison" kush and charis and local weed which is nice to socialise on. Drove home and did a Skype to Irish extended family for the kids sake.

Lazy day yesterday building Lego kits for the boy and then got shitfaced last night. Waiting on a call to head back to work at any time. Could be today, could be morrow.

Hope tomorrow. Have an engine to fit to a dozer and don't fancy it hungover, engine weighs 2.5 tonne. . .

 

[steewith2ees]

Cheers xxx Found her fucking diary in about 3 fucking minutes then just went straight to bed. Just got up in the hope I can have a couple of hours peace before it gets up and starts again xxxx

 

[spacejunk]

Aw stee, that sounds bloody rough
Much love to you mate

 

[steewith2ees]

Cheers bud I'll live xxx It's not the first time (this week even) I've had an afternoon like that and until I get myself sorted and back out of this shit - show it won't be the last.