Well, I don't want your s*hit but I did Crystal again cause I wanted to damnit and so here's my story
Get it.
and so I took it.
and I was around my friends who are anti-it.
so I had to hide it.
but I had fun with it.
and that's the main point isn't it?
I was having fun hiding the fact that I was pretty spun and drugged up around my friends. We hung out and played videogames and talked. They never knew, and it was like an adventure! well, not really but whatever. But that's not even the cool part of my story
hell, my story doesn't even involve crystal.
well, I only got around to doing two bumps and then I SPILT MY DRUGS ON THE RUG... damnit. And when I caught myself crawling on the floor at 7am after not sleeping at all that night I figured "could this be a prelude to something worse I would do for this drug in the future?" and went to sleep *after having a few tremors and hot flases*
WELL, then the next weekend I decided to use this pill I got for free a double stacked mitsu. supposed to be really good. and this is newyears, and i'm hanging out with the punks and my friends who are all hella hella healla anti-ecstasy so I'm playing with fire. SO I take half and that's fucking perfect. I played it off perfectly all the while my skin is sensitive and I'm hella fucking high. This is good. I had actually forgotten how this felt btw... it had been 4 or 5 months since my last little pill of 90's crack-- correction 00's crack. SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE AND ASS!!! umm. . . or nose just works. yes nose -- I had the other half left and it was Tminus1hour and counting before newyears so upstairs I go to the bathroom and have to chop this shit up. It breaks up real well. No time at all I have this line of E (4 or 5 inches long) layed out and then...
*knock knock*
Umm... busy, peeing and all
*oh ok I'llwait*
Shit fucking martians won't let a man piss in peace.
"Peace man... fuck the 60's THIS IS FUCKING TWO THOUSAND GOD DAMNIT AND I AM HERE RIGHT NOW"
*SNOOOORRRRRTTT*
*snort*
had to get that extra bit.
A little spun...
and a littledrunk. drunk.
Beer and Ecstasy go together by the way. Hell I'm young and my liver will hold up for now. My body asks for this beating by existing and refreshing and regenerating like it does oh so well.
So I open the door and there is my punk friend Donald and I mumble "fancy meeting you here" (speaking out the right side of my mouth as I avert my dialated pupils nd struggle to not sniff or rub my nose.) Ick, damn nasal method of drug intake. The Indians are to blame for the pain behind my eyes right now. Ahh well.
Eat it!
huh?
"Eat it!"
Oh. Umm. yeah this is good barbque, thanks.
"Damn Imustbereally drunk right? are you?"
huh? damn, I need to keep my mouth shut and my glasses on. Shaded so that they don't see my enormous pupils. Big enough to cover my entire eye-area. No matter which direction you looked at them you would see glasses.
Fuck them, Dick Clarck's on.
"THIRTY SECONDS"
10, 9, 8... 3, 2, 1!!!!
WOOOOOO HOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK WOOO HOOOOOO
Yeah. yeah. yeeeeah.
y2-fucking capitalistic societal overflow bullshit-k.
Consume Consume CONSUME! All these Y2K specialists have another good year before they're out of a job. What did they do in the first place? Keep telling us that we could blow up or the lights could go out? Did they actually do ANYTHING to try to fix the problem besides warning us, creating mass-histeria and making hundreds of thousands of people stock up on food and water and batteries that they will never use now. We obviously weren't putting enough money back into society for their likes so they scare us into consuming more and giving back more of our check.
WE'RE ALL ONE THIRTY EIGHT!
WE'RE ALL ONE THIRTY EIGHT!
WE"RE ALLLLLL ONE THIRTY EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT!!!!!
(public drunkenness as well as a song by the Misfits)
I was fucking soaked in this champaign from midnight and now I was dancing with a bunch of drunken punks spraying beer on each other singing in chorus to the Misfits "where eagles dare"
I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY!!!!
YEAH! there ain't nothing better. There wasn't a malicious bone in their body. Jumping around holding on to each other so they don't stumble into the pool of beer beneath us that we just created.
Brotherhood and unity god damnit that's the way it oughta be.
So then me and Donald ended up going back to his house where all our other friends were waiting -- rotten meat in the barrel of a gun and they shot me in the face. **BANG**
FUCK
"WHAST THE FUCK. WFUUCK>"
"GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK, WHO'S THE FUCKING NAZI." I said as I ducked away behind a counter pulling the cupboard door open and crouching behind it for safety. "Get them DON THERE'S FUCKING NAZIs IN THE HOUSE. You're anti-racist, see to it man, and quick!"
=========
well. I had a fun time. the bang at the end was just a firecracker thrown at us inside some old bologna, which turned into a huge ass bologna fight, throwing them back and forth.
Ahh. I think it's a fitting new years for a guy who doesn't celebrate new years (me).
What's a boy to do?
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_________ ___________
| || || || ||Pyro| || |
______________________
Get it.
and so I took it.
and I was around my friends who are anti-it.
so I had to hide it.
but I had fun with it.
and that's the main point isn't it?
I was having fun hiding the fact that I was pretty spun and drugged up around my friends. We hung out and played videogames and talked. They never knew, and it was like an adventure! well, not really but whatever. But that's not even the cool part of my story
hell, my story doesn't even involve crystal.
well, I only got around to doing two bumps and then I SPILT MY DRUGS ON THE RUG... damnit. And when I caught myself crawling on the floor at 7am after not sleeping at all that night I figured "could this be a prelude to something worse I would do for this drug in the future?" and went to sleep *after having a few tremors and hot flases*
WELL, then the next weekend I decided to use this pill I got for free a double stacked mitsu. supposed to be really good. and this is newyears, and i'm hanging out with the punks and my friends who are all hella hella healla anti-ecstasy so I'm playing with fire. SO I take half and that's fucking perfect. I played it off perfectly all the while my skin is sensitive and I'm hella fucking high. This is good. I had actually forgotten how this felt btw... it had been 4 or 5 months since my last little pill of 90's crack-- correction 00's crack. SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE AND ASS!!! umm. . . or nose just works. yes nose -- I had the other half left and it was Tminus1hour and counting before newyears so upstairs I go to the bathroom and have to chop this shit up. It breaks up real well. No time at all I have this line of E (4 or 5 inches long) layed out and then...
*knock knock*
Umm... busy, peeing and all
*oh ok I'llwait*
Shit fucking martians won't let a man piss in peace.
"Peace man... fuck the 60's THIS IS FUCKING TWO THOUSAND GOD DAMNIT AND I AM HERE RIGHT NOW"
*SNOOOORRRRRTTT*
*snort*
had to get that extra bit.
A little spun...
and a littledrunk. drunk.
Beer and Ecstasy go together by the way. Hell I'm young and my liver will hold up for now. My body asks for this beating by existing and refreshing and regenerating like it does oh so well.
So I open the door and there is my punk friend Donald and I mumble "fancy meeting you here" (speaking out the right side of my mouth as I avert my dialated pupils nd struggle to not sniff or rub my nose.) Ick, damn nasal method of drug intake. The Indians are to blame for the pain behind my eyes right now. Ahh well.
Eat it!
huh?
"Eat it!"
Oh. Umm. yeah this is good barbque, thanks.
"Damn Imustbereally drunk right? are you?"
huh? damn, I need to keep my mouth shut and my glasses on. Shaded so that they don't see my enormous pupils. Big enough to cover my entire eye-area. No matter which direction you looked at them you would see glasses.
Fuck them, Dick Clarck's on.
"THIRTY SECONDS"
10, 9, 8... 3, 2, 1!!!!
WOOOOOO HOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK WOOO HOOOOOO
Yeah. yeah. yeeeeah.
y2-fucking capitalistic societal overflow bullshit-k.
Consume Consume CONSUME! All these Y2K specialists have another good year before they're out of a job. What did they do in the first place? Keep telling us that we could blow up or the lights could go out? Did they actually do ANYTHING to try to fix the problem besides warning us, creating mass-histeria and making hundreds of thousands of people stock up on food and water and batteries that they will never use now. We obviously weren't putting enough money back into society for their likes so they scare us into consuming more and giving back more of our check.
WE'RE ALL ONE THIRTY EIGHT!
WE'RE ALL ONE THIRTY EIGHT!
WE"RE ALLLLLL ONE THIRTY EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT!!!!!
(public drunkenness as well as a song by the Misfits)
I was fucking soaked in this champaign from midnight and now I was dancing with a bunch of drunken punks spraying beer on each other singing in chorus to the Misfits "where eagles dare"
I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY!!!!
YEAH! there ain't nothing better. There wasn't a malicious bone in their body. Jumping around holding on to each other so they don't stumble into the pool of beer beneath us that we just created.
Brotherhood and unity god damnit that's the way it oughta be.
So then me and Donald ended up going back to his house where all our other friends were waiting -- rotten meat in the barrel of a gun and they shot me in the face. **BANG**
FUCK
"WHAST THE FUCK. WFUUCK>"
"GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK, WHO'S THE FUCKING NAZI." I said as I ducked away behind a counter pulling the cupboard door open and crouching behind it for safety. "Get them DON THERE'S FUCKING NAZIs IN THE HOUSE. You're anti-racist, see to it man, and quick!"
=========
well. I had a fun time. the bang at the end was just a firecracker thrown at us inside some old bologna, which turned into a huge ass bologna fight, throwing them back and forth.
Ahh. I think it's a fitting new years for a guy who doesn't celebrate new years (me).
What's a boy to do?
------------------
_________ ___________
| || || || ||Pyro| || |
______________________