Catfish Billy & Black Sheep & MGK & Merc & Slim Shady vs. Your Favorite Freestyle Bar Spitter Rap Battlers

[ControlDaddy]

Yet Another Rap Thread

<beat box gives way to beats>
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Hey,
Yo,
Hey now dontcha' pop those NoDos
This thread is 'bout sick dope flows
Did you just say, "Huh? What?"
You know you heard me right,
Shit made up right in the cut,
Spit with discipline to fit tight,
Sometimes slow, usually quick,
No sloppy shit to make you sick,
Always gangster, never poser,
The last verse is called a closer,
Hits before you know it,
Like a .44 magnum bullet.
So -
About you getting high,
Up to you, you ain't my kid,
This is entirely your decision,
But -
Just got high, not gonna lie,
I forget what I didn't or did,
Hope you use more precision.
Blunt, spliff or joint...
What was my point?
<whispered "Freestyle rap, fool">
Oh yeah, OK, cool,
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Need y'all to take up this mission,

Lend me your voice,​

Sick rhymes spit over dope beats,​

Shit poppin' loud like nuclear fission,

Shit that leaves you no choice,​

But to be true to you and to the streets.​

Music made by men often hardened by crime,
Rising above that low life with rhyme so sublime,
A record label snatched them up to record street poems on wax,
So those that know real will feel exactly that alive on those tracks.
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Yeah, so wontcha pretty please folks,
Forget wannabes the lame and the jokes.
Make your opinion here loud and clear,
What jam is your hip hop track of the year?
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Does it have to be a rap battle or a diss?

What 'bout free rhymin' from the old school?​

No it don't, and yes, post that rap we now miss,

As long as it hype, you hype, and we cool.​

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Yeah, so you may want to drink a non-decaf coffee,

maybe mixed with meth or speed -​

which can kill, making you dead,​

So do it stone cold sober just like I might be,

or go and smoke sumadat sensi weed -​

needing drugs might be all in your head.​

<bong burbles>
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Bitch, really - no, really please,

Only hype shit now,​

Bars you heard spit,​

Out loud by a lyrical bard,​

No limp dick shit, no cocktease,

Woot, Wow, Bang, Pow,​

Bars that get you lit,​

And get a clit wet and hard.​

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Ok, before you go, and so now, here at last,
As you wonder just how long this intro gonna last,
Well, I just spit all the rules but one in poetic verse,
Regarding recent expansions in the rap universe,
This thread is about beats with words clearly spoken,
Annunciation is a rule rap gods never wanted broken,
That rap grumbled 'bout only by old washed-up farts,
Yes we know, it may be number one now on the charts,
Still, no need to post any mumble raps here,
Only clear, crisp voices and the rest will get cut,
Freestyle gettin' mumbled will always spoil it,
Murmuring bars is dumb and is queer to the ear,
If marble mouthed lyrics really make you bust a nut,
Listen to it alone and be sure it ends up in the toilet...
<toilet flushes, mic drops>

 

[ControlDaddy]

Here's a good Cypher freestyle.