Hey there Funeral Father! If you are new, then let me extend an inexplicably sweaty, limp-wristed handshake.
The primary variables at play here are going to be:
Were the Oreos in question eaten whole or were they separated, with the frosting introduced directly into your face?
Was there milk involved?
Peanut Butter? (Double-Creaming)
How often exactly are you visiting these hookers that you described?
You didn't specify a route of administration. I'm assuming rectal...
Please leave the Harm Reduction forums to members who have real problems. It is not melodramatic in the least to claim that our information can and does save lives.
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