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Let me butt in, or rather abruptly invite
With the topic of what a goat sees every night
The topic is coolies, a subject I love truly
One of which I'll grace anything but coolly

It shudders like vegans watching food die
It's a coveted entry point for plenty of guys
"Just the tip", with intention to explore the mineshaft
Digging for pleasure with a latex-sheathed mast

It can be a stretch to accommodate the boner
Of the merciless friction, lust AND jizz donor
Even with oil, it can feel like canola
Some pros won't do it for ALL the payola

The pull can be perilous, even spurred by defeat
Even though you're packing the product like peat
The mind, drunk on lust, turns denial into drive
To force acceptance of the "hero's" drill-dive

But for those who accept the rare rear invitation
They relish the burn of the unending invasion
Piercing pounding presents the ultimate game
The throaty tirades confirm my throbbing thrusts' aim

But what if the weapon, defiant of instruction
Cannot sate demands of steel construction?
"Pound" becomes "Punch", and from this deduction
Fist destruction becomes orgasm induction

Yes, a brutal butt breaching can take all forms
The bond breaches genders and societal norms
Butt rape can be butt love at the drop of a dime
An exit becomes entry for physical rhymes

I love to fuck asses and make the quaking cheek
By penetrating the sphincter that contains what reeks
My cock is a spelunker of the fleshy backdoor
My dream is to prevent sitting from chicks forevermore

Some call me crazy, some threaten to call cops
But I think hardcore anal intercourse is just tops
Splitting the peach cleft makes my mind melt
As I approach from behind and enter below the belt
 
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Hahahahahahaa this is fucking great! Had me laughing the whole time.

Excellent work New :D
 
Thank you. I had so much fun writing it.

Poetry doesn't always have to be angst infused to be deeply personal.
 
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Poetry doesn't always have to be angst infused to be deeply personal.
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Of course it doesn't. Most people that write poetry don't know a damn thing about "it".

Nice work

Stay strong.. no seriously, because if you don't you can't perform anal.
 
^I appreciate your musing. And I will. For asses' sake, I will.

[Pharcyde]Thank you. I love it, too. Too much, probably.
 
haha thats the first time ive browsed this section. and if theres more poems like that il be here more often. that poem was gold
 
You'll find a lot of good poetry and/or prose that isn't just humorous - although, your best shot at funny writing is the write a micro-poem/story thread. you can even add your own funny short poems there, too.
 
Yeah I've never been here before either, and this poem is awesome too! hahaha... Nice one, New.
 
nice read, still not convinced about anal sex though!
 
Any woman is says she digs is, is lying. We tolerate it at best. I let my bf have it because it the frickin' holy grail.
 
I agree, anal sex is awesome.

So awesome it should be experienced on the receiving end in some way as to know how your man/woman feels.

No homo, you can do it in private if you want, just grt creative, you don't have to tell anyone, "macho-man!"

Been to long since I've had anal sex, and I wonder now if I ever will again.

I'm musing deeply, as such, Well done and thank you, your poem has succeeded in my eyes. :)
 
I can tell you some women like it a lot. Of course when performed correctly. I am a straight man who liked the poem. Nice work.
 
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Nice ass poem!!! ;)
 
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