It truly is that proverbial hour isn't it? As a 3rd grade, 2nd-runner up Spelling Bee Champion, I must inform you that Amateur is spelled <---that way
Only joking of course. Firstly, welcome to Bluelight man! We are happy to have you regardless of how personally offended I am by your spelling. We have a philosophy regarding our discourse here at the forums that can, at times be difficult to understand. In fact, I would say a large portion of my total output working at BL is attempts at explaining what is and is not appropriate around here. For this purpose, we have guidelines that you should read. Otherwise, pay close attention and you will start to figure out what we are all about.
We definitely don't sell drugs, help people acquire drugs, teach them how to make drugs, educate them on great ways to make $20 quickly etc. We are a Harm Reduction community and we desire to maintain a somewhat academic and scholarly reputation, although this can be quite tenuous at times for obvious reasons. If you're talking about something that you are literally in love with, it can be pretty difficult to maintain a stoic, non-emotional approach to things.
We help adults who have chosen to use drugs, do so safely. In a nutshell, that's what you need to know. We have other, non-HR dedicated threads and sub-forums where you can discuss recreation/fun or what have you.
So, what you're dealing with here NiceGuy is an Opioid analgesic. Vicodin is a common brand name for a tablet containing a given quantity of Hydrocodone (Lortab, others) and APAP (Tylenol). So what I can definitely help you with, is using these drugs in a reasonably safe manner.
If you have absolutely no experience with Opioids, I would recommend beginning with 5mg - 10mg Hydrocodone. 10mg is what I recommend to give you the best idea of what you're going to be dealing with at potentially higher dosages without putting you in danger of any kind. To give you an idea, an adult with average physiology should be able to tolerate up to 100mg Hydrocodone without lethal consequences. This is purely anecdotal. This doesn't mean take this amount. I just want to give you a ballpark.
The only good way to go about this is to start at this relatively small dose and wait to see how it effects you. After say, 1 hour or more you're not feeling what you'd like to feel, you can increase the dosage. At this point, it's going to be based upon your own findings. You should experience sedation and feel good, but the effects are going to vary heavily from person to person.
This should no apply to you in any way, given your low dosages, but it's my responsibility to mention to you that the APAP contained in these pills is hepatoxic at higher dosages. This means that you cannot take more than a few of these without risking damage to your liver. However, if it comes to this, the APAP can be easily and quickly separated from the Opioid in a process known as Cold Water Extraction. It's a facile process that anyone with hands can pull of deftly.