Heh. One time, my Dad saw an advert in the window of a camera shop, advertising a Gnome (a good brand, old-fashioned but reliable) Enlarger (piece of photographic equipment, used for taking paper prints from film negatives) for sale. When he got home (there were no mobile phones in those days -- well, there were; but they occupied most of the boot of a large car, they were one-way [you had to squeeze a trigger in the handset to speak, and then you could not hear anything the person on the other end said until you released it again] and the person calling you had to know roughly where you were so you could dial the correct base station. And nobody could afford one) he rang up and asked, in his sweetest, most innocent and most sincere voice, whether it was also capable of enlarging fairies and elves? Following a short pause, his next words before hanging up were, Yes, that's exactly what I'm taking ..... Goodbye!