Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

Kid Reese pitching at home against the Marlins what could go wrong

 

[darvocet21]

I out waivered my buddy

 

[ions]

I think @darv went off the deep end.

 

[ions]

Aaron Nola a CG. SO.
one more inning.

 

[darvocet21]

Aaron Nola a CG. SO.
one more inning.

Not if Nimmo has anything to say about it

 

[ions]

Finding Nimmo.

 

[darvocet21]

Not a lot of confidence in the forecast for Camden Yards may have to move out Jordan westburg's hot bat for Maikel Garcia's swiped bags

 

[darvocet21]

I'm thinking of buying timeshare on a hi-res weather satellite so I can have a more accurate picture of when a game will be PPD

 

[ions]

Get a chip implant to your brain.
You'll never short circuit.

 

[Electrum1]

The guy who got the first neuralink chip had some of the wires come loose already

 

[darvocet21]

Sarcasm duly noted

 

[ions]

Here goes Nola for the CG SO.

 

[darvocet21]

The first guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears can open his garage door by getting an erection

 

[ions]

It gets harder and harder.

Nola 1 out.

 

[darvocet21]

Has anyone ever seen Aaron Nola and Michael Lorenzen in the same room together

 

[ions]

A woman sticking her finger up your butt so you get an erection....That's the killswitch.

 

[darvocet21]

You're an asshole

 

[darvocet21]

 

[ions]

That was a sad slide.

 

[ions]

You watching the game?
It's on WQMY.
Phils at Mets.