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Need ideas of filthy things I can do to my girlfriend...

Watersports, before a shower. Like piss on her before a shower. Or cum on her face and piss it off?

Or cum in her vagina or anus, and then piss up there.
 
Make her watch while you fuck her best friend, then make her lick/suck your cum out of the friends pussy.
 
hey buddy you don't no me but I under stand. Names wyant. I've found my ex would like getting bf if not my other ex would cum evertime we did it doggie and just put my thumb in her ass if she can't handle anal also lick her ass hole hope it helps bud
 
na then jealousy will eventually show its shitty presence it both cases
 
Bearlove said:
start your web cam as you fuck her (doesnt have to be live be she doesn't know that). When she is ready for work, cum in her panties and make her wear them all day. Slice her nostril, rub dirt in her eyes, violate her with a wine bottle :D
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Crush my cubes!

This thread is awesome. A lot of great ideas. Cumming in her panties and making her wear them all day is the hottest thing I've ever heard. Definitely using that.
 
Dirty shit, i'm on PeeVee 'log+MDMA atm, few tings come to mind...

Test her gag reflex... nah a bit more than that, a bit more.... liiiil' bit longer, once she can deepthroat, get her to go all the way down and lick your ballzzzz hahahahaha =D... but don't be too pushy or bossy if she can't take the whole thing ;)
Most my ex's all got mad bj skills since they met me hehe, apart from one hoe who didn't hardly suck my d*ck :\ but... there were plenty others, and more to come maybe.

And props to my propper clean ladies who taught me how to play a clit, nipples and make a hottie orgasm big trembly insane orgasms ;) %) whilst dem gal's thinkin' 8) again hatin on me blatantly coz i be the best, Born in the North, grew up in the west, lived east endz, now i grindin for a rep. on these cold streets man can't talk about, rhyme about, that REAL shit going on about, but we got the same crack-heads, junkies, tweakers, North Paris make your dreams look bleaker, but i'm all city, nitty gritty actin' shitty never very witty, what a pity my dillies are all gone, i ain't even got oxycotton, but i did get a fat Rx of Valiumz, Nuctalon's and Oxaz fitties, gonna get subs tomorow, maybe some pain meds instead, got a fucked up arm, was ER whole St Valentines, fuckit don't got a special broad at the mo'...

Or, hypothetical, fuck her in the ass till you're about to bust, then go, quick you gotta go down on me (blanked name), and before you know it, this angel is going ass to mouth on it 8o Tmi? probably... =D

You wanna peak into this mind??? jus' slip'in some GHB (sodium) f*ck a roofie .. haha.. nah, serious brer, fuck that shit, you dirty minded shit, LOL , 8( .... nah i'm %)

I'm heading to Hooker Blvd. get some head... take it eaaaaaaaaaaaazy BL =D... yeah i'm a bust a nut'....

nothing but <3
 
If you could find some other people you could always try doing the human centipede.

NSFW:
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pokepoke420 said:
Crush my cubes!

This thread is awesome. A lot of great ideas. Cumming in her panties and making her wear them all day is the hottest thing I've ever heard. Definitely using that.
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Hit 2 birds with one stone.

Take her out somewhere, have a shag in a public place like the beach, then when she puts them back on there will already be cum in her panties.

Whilst shagging, you could pull her hair and spank her ass while you're doing her doggy style to add to the moment.

If you really wanna get dirty, drink some GHB or GBL.
 
also, urinating on your sex partner is probably not as depraved (or uncommon) as you might think. I haven't done it before, but I'd like to try it some time
 
I can't say there is anything appealing about pissing on a woman. Or any other human. Or animal. Maybe a tree.

Whyyyyy
 
Bagseed said:
because other people like different things than you?
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Well, yeah, dude. I kind of figured that :)

I'm just trying to understand the mental process behind it. Is it joy? Does one desire to piss on a woman as much as you would like to fuck? Does it tickle your ego??
 
I don't really know, I never did it. it's not really a fetish or strong fantasy of mine, I'm just curious about it. but I guess it would be a fun thing to try in the shower, for obvious reasons^^
 
Vagina Lover said:
I'm just trying to understand the mental process behind it. Is it joy? Does one desire to piss on a woman as much as you would like to fuck? Does it tickle your ego??
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why do you like the things you like?

alasdair
 
alasdairm said:
why do you like the things you like?

alasdair
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I usually draw the line at absurdist exhibitionism. There's a thrill that comes with the possibility of being caught - what seems like an adrenaline rush that adds to the excitement.

But, for the most part, I'm not an absurdist. I'm more an existentialist, so I try to find inherent meaning by being rational.

My weakness is women, and I usually can't say no. I can't say I would enjoy urinating a woman, though.
 
No one feels good if they are slapped across the face and called a slut, but for some women that actually gets them hot. The same thing goes for urine. Get a piss stain on the front of your y fronts and they are grossed out, piss on their leg in the shower though and they will push you hard against the tiles and ram their tongue down your throat.
 
If a woman asked me to piss on her, I don't think I could do it. I'd rather use a toilet.

I piss in the sea sometimes, and, even then, I only do that if I have to.

But each to their own :)
 
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