Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

[knock]

Bendover is all pretty chavporn isn't it? Maybe not hand-made chavporn but deffo chavvy porn.

It disgusts me that I like it.

 

[Cornishman]

Kinda given up on porn nowadays.

But I concur with shambles, all this vanilla stuff is boring. I can't see how anyone gets off on watching run of the mill sex scenes.
Also amateur stuff > professional pr0n.

 

[researcher9]

Bendover is all pretty chavporn isn't it? Maybe not hand-made chavporn but deffo chavvy porn.

It disgusts me that I like it.

ben dover = national treasure - deserves MBE


my fav is anything where everyone is on stims

need a list of tweakpron

 

[serotonin-system]

Any tranny-porn appreciators here?




.....tumble weed......

 

[Urbain]

Any tranny-porn appreciators here?




.....tumble weed......

On occasion.

 

[Urbain]

Bendover is all pretty chavporn isn't it? Maybe not hand-made chavporn but deffo chavvy porn.

It disgusts me that I like it.

The only Ben Dover porn I can find is all the early stuff, which is good, but old and boring now. Reminds me of when we were kids and we tried to get past the 2 minute freeview on Television X, by turning off and on our black Cable and Wireless boxes.

I think his crew now do 'Asbo Trash Whores' - http://www.hotmovies.com/video/175920/Asbo-Trash-Whores/, but for the life of me, AGAIN, I cant find anything but 1 minute previews.

Does anyone know of any torrent sites with that kind of stuffs? xhamster, and xvideos are useless, because the videos aren't tagged properly.

 

[Shambles]

Any tranny-porn appreciators here?

*waits for somebody to repost that tranny gif ceres (i think) posted in the pix thread*

 

[Urbain]

Man, thats fucking rank

 

[Shambles]

Ponti's mate, yesterday...

 

[The Liberal Media]

Max hardcore is in jail or at least he was a while back.

channel 4 did a great doc on him a while back, its called " hardcore" and you can download it at box.bz
pretty disturbing but very eye opening

 

[Pagey]

Lol I had no idea this thread existed. Awesome.

 

[Shambles]

Well, in your role as official SLR representative to EADDland you should be able to point us all in the direction of the very finest in filth, Pagey

Incidentally, I've seen a coupla French pr0n clips recently and they do seem to have taken a wrong turn since their 70s heydays. French pr0n used to be a sign of quality filth but seems to be mostly trying to be like Yank shite recently. Far too many large groups of really unsavoury men doing large numbers of really unsavoury things to far few really bored-looking women. The women are still better actors than their Seppo counterparts, mind. And even "Fuck me! Fuck me!O hyeahoyeahoyeahfuckyeahfuckyeahfuckmefuckme!" sounds kinda sexy in French :D

 

[Pagey]

Haha I guess I'm gonna have to get to work then

And of course, everything sounds sexy in french I wouldn't know though, I don't watch much porn. Although 'bored-looking women' is apparently the reputation french chicks have in bed (...not that we're all like that!!)
But I was kinda under the impression all porn today unfortunately tries to copy the yank stuff anyway?

 

[Shambles]

*sniggers at the term "yank stuff" being used non-ironically in the pr0n thread*

Is a sad state of affairs when folks try to do US-style stuff. The intranetz are swamped with that shite as it is - is much better to be a bit different. The Germans and Japanese are experts in retaining their unique signature pr0n styles

Also, am not convinced that not all French woman are "bored-looking" in bed. I may require proof

Pee Ess: I've only ever known one French woman and did sleep in her bed once... but she wasn't in it at the time. She was very much a laydeez only kinda gal. I also had a massive crush on her. And her accent was damnably swoonworthy. She was rather serious-minded so potentially bored-looking in bed... or possibly just rather stern... but she certainly wasn't in my teenage imagination :D

 

[Ceres]

 

[Pagey]

*sniggers at the term "yank stuff" being used non-ironically in the pr0n thread*

Is a sad state of affairs when folks try to do US-style stuff. The intranetz are swamped with that shite as it is - is much better to be a bit different. The Germans and Japanese are experts in retaining their unique signature pr0n styles

Also, am not convinced that not all French woman are "bored-looking" in bed. I may require proof

Pee Ess: I've only ever known one French woman and did sleep in her bed once... but she wasn't in it at the time. She was very much a laydeez only kinda gal. I also had a massive crush on her. And her accent was damnably swoonworthy. She was rather serious-minded so potentially bored-looking in bed... or possibly just rather stern... but she certainly wasn't in my teenage imagination :D

Mmmh...I can't do German porn personally. That language is just a massive turn-off for me, even though I studied it for 7 years 8(
But to be fair, I get off watching videos of Jimmy Page so I'm not the biggest porn expert...

Hah well use your imagination, it's not as if the pics are lacking

Aaaw at the 'she wasn't in it at the time'. I wonder why they say we look bored in bed though. Is it something about how french people have to look like obnoxious assholes all the time to feel cool? (yeah yeah we admit it )

 

[Mailmonkey]

Max hardcore is in jail or at least he was a while back.

channel 4 did a great doc on him a while back, its called " hardcore" and you can download it at box.bz
pretty disturbing but very eye opening

Yeah, saw that, was pretty good docu, came across as a nasty piece of work, unsurprisingly.

In fairness he didn't actually commit any legal crimes - the women had all signed contracts et cetera and so forth. He was jailed under the flimsiest pretexts because Americans are bigots. Plenty of people who have committed far more morally outrageous crimes walking around scot free.

Not that I don't wish jail rape on him. Of the worst kind.

Yeah I think the crime was making porn with girls who appear to be underage. So, not underage girls as such, or am I mistaken? Yeah and I would pay for a dvd of him getting jailraped and spat on. And I've never ever owned a porn dvd.

*sniggers at the term "yank stuff" being used non-ironically in the pr0n thread*

Is a sad state of affairs when folks try to do US-style stuff. The intranetz are swamped with that shite as it is - is much better to be a bit different. The Germans and Japanese are experts in retaining their unique signature pr0n styles

US style porn is very tedious, extremely formulaic in terms of the actors' appearances, the activities engaged in , the sets, the clothes..

I like porn of a certain type, French, italian, even some British...my tastes are, like US porn, very formulaic though, women of a certain body type (age is not so important to me as form), wearing particular lingerie or latex, the lighting is also important to me, and the set. Really.


I'm not interested in a plot at all. But I like to know the setting.Sometimes vanilla sex is fine, if the more important variables I mentioned are covered, sometimes more fetish type sex...

 

[Shambles]

Hah well use your imagination, it's not as if the pics are lacking

Damn you tease!

That would mean having to trawl through old Lounge threads unfortunately so will be an enirely imagination-based exercise for now. Although I have it on good authority that not all French women's bewbies are bored-looking

Why all French women are arrogant...and English women are romantics (according to Jean Michel Jarre anyway)

 

[Pagey]

Damn you tease!

That would mean having to trawl through old Lounge threads unfortunately so will be an enirely imagination-based exercise for now. Although I have it on good authority that not all French women's bewbies are bored-looking

Why all French women are arrogant...and English women are romantics (according to Jean Michel Jarre anyway)

Heh

Mmh....well he doesn't really explain why hahah. He kind of exaggerates how mean we are though. Parisians in particular are a rather cold folk if you compare to lots of other countries, but I wouldn't say we're pricks and we certainly do smile and I'm gonna emphasise once again that we're not bored-looking and we're rather awesome in bed, so, there you go, that's what matters after all eh?

 

[The Liberal Media]

Yeah, saw that, was pretty good docu, came across as a nasty piece of work, unsurprisingly.

Also showed dick nasty in that doc, a truly vile piece of work

Whenever I hate on porn and all its degradation, I realise most of these guys( male talent)would be homeless without it, not to mention all the Meth Whores as well.

So it has to be doing some good I reckon. In a societal sense.
At least thats my justification for watching some now and again
My wanking is actually keeping some of these tortured souls off the streets of LA