Gibberings CXXIV: Office Cakes

[Bearlove]

In the fridge! Quality, always the last place you check isn't it. Weird that. Was it in there long? Did the cold do any damage?

As long as it took me to run around my house thinking 'fuckers stole my ipad' - settled down, shared the potential theft - thinking I how much I missed it, I need a drink - there it is.

No harm was done :D - Once found my kettle in the freezer - and my TV / Fridge on my lawn so no real harm done this time

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

As long as it took me to run around my house thinking 'fuckers stole my ipad' - settled down, shared the potential theft - thinking I how much I missed it, I need a drink - there it is.

No harm was done :D - Once found my kettle in the freezer - and my TV / Fridge on my lawn so no real harm done this time

That sounds like Dormicum. I came downstairs one morning to find a place set for eating on the sofa, actually on the sofa, cutlery set out neatly, and the teapot was under the sink in the cupboard with the washing powder/things.

I had and still have no recollection of how it all got there. In fact at first I assumed my g/f had come in late and was having a laugh.

 

[Bearlove]

That sounds like Dormicum. I came downstairs one morning to find a place set for eating on the sofa, actually on the sofa, cutlery set out neatly, and the teapot was under the sink in the cupboard with the washing powder/things.

I had and still have no recollection of how it all got there. In fact at first I assumed my g/f had come in late and was having a laugh.

- Urrrggh - I once posted in here about being really fucked up,stripped naked and throwing burgers off my roof (LSD in my wine). Got a bit of flack for saying woke up and my partner had two black eyes :D.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Depends what caused them! :D

 

[Mendo_K]

Hahah frantically ran downstairs before because my oven was beeping after 45 mins of solid cooking, to find a looking sorry lasagne still in its packet on the side Toast will have to do

 

[Bearlove]

Depends what caused them! :D

Ignorance - if the bitch doesn't learn after the first one then....

 

[jancrow]

Fucking hell Bearlove, you sure know how to have fun.

Laughing also at SHM's bizarre preparations. Sounds more like a z-drug than a benzo story, but I've never had midaz in significant quantities, does it do similar things?

 

[Ben So Furry]

Once decided I'd like a nice bowl of chips after taking a load of temazepam. Smoke alarm woke me up fucked all the kitchen cabinets up around it and I stupidly put it on the floor to put it out left a huge burnt ring on the laminate. Missus was livid. Insurance coughed up though.

Ignorance - if the bitch doesn't learn after the first one then....

ha ha ha well said

 

[Shambles]

Got a bit of flack for saying woke up and my partner had two black eyes :D.

Depends what caused them! :D

NSFW:

 

[Bearlove]

Hahah frantically ran downstairs before because my oven was beeping after 45 mins of solid cooking, to find a looking sorry lasagne still in its packet on the side Toast will have to do

I came home from clubbing one morning - I was really fucked up yet somehow wanted a sausage sandwich. The microwave felt too cold, the cooker was just a no go area so I opted for the BBQ. I wasn't sure what to do with it though? I came around and had a duvet wrapped around me Turns out shouting fire - does not make it happen.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Fucking hell Bearlove, you sure know how to have fun.

Laughing also at SHM's bizarre preparations. Sounds more like a z-drug than a benzo story, but I've never had midaz in significant quantities, does it do similar things?

It was a large dose and they were from Singapore. It was nothing like the midazolam I had recently as a pre-med that did nothing. Yeah I think it was a stupid dose.

 

[knock]

*Mumble, mumble* Didn't know? Philistine... *mumble, mumble*

:D

I'm famed for my lack of knowledge of popular culture. It's one of my distinguishing features. Praise be to the wiki! (and to BL of course)

oh, and it's still just as good without any drugs. Maybe a little cider.


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