Satanic xmas to everybody!

[Mr.Hankey]

Mr. Jesus Christ was brutally tortured and murdered in order to us to get some funky presents. I say this was the plan of Devil! And it worked quite well, there has been no single ChristMassMurder without me getting wool socks and chocolate. Let's all praise Satan for his magnificent work and generous sacrifice. After all it was his son-in-law he had to let go.

Amen.

 

[MrFister]

All hail our kvlt overlord

 

[lonewolf13]

i just donated 5000 kudos to the church of stan

 

[jpgrdnr]

*sacrifices live goat with ritual knife and burning fire on front lawn*

All hail the coming of the great Ashmedai!

All hail the rule of Masih!

Armilus! Armilus! Armilus has returned!!!

 

[Renz Envy]

All hail Baphometh

 

[debaser]

Haha santa = satan...

When I'm at 7.666 posts I'll do something special. Nuff said. Hail Stan!

 

[Incunabula]

All Hail The Necrowizards ov the cold and frostbitten northlands!

 

[Mr.Hankey]

I just realized the reason why they don't serve bad booze in churches: it's false spirit! And you need proper fucking ethanol in order to sing the blackxmass carols.

I wonder if these 2 happy lil kinky twinsies ever got intimate? That'd make a nice xmas hit vid.

 

[Incunabula]

why u no liek stan?

 

[Mr.Hankey]

I like everybody. Even Stan, the 3rd brother of the oh so famous unholy trinity. God bless him.

 

[Serotonin101]

we satanists don't celebrate Christmas. we celebrate the solstice...

 

[debaser]

666

 

[Mr.Hankey]

^ that's one hell of a post nu\m/ber u got there!

 

[Mr.Hankey]

http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/12/the-20-creepiest-santas/

 

[Shambles]

Mr. Jesus Christ was brutally tortured and murdered...

Really? Just about this time of year too, you say? Man was I wrong

666

Quality film

 

[Busty St Clare]

Pity Xmas= Summer here

Lets not forget xmas is a time for family..

 

[Shambles]

Gotta luvva lonesome goth at xmas

 

[webbykevin]

I knew a dyslexic goth, he sold his soul to santa.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

 

[Lysis]

I want to wear a satan shirt on Xmas. And it's Christmas, you fuckers. Stop trying to take Christ out of Christmas. My private school teachers would smack you with a ruler for that.